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Christ it's lively on here today.LUNCH.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:46,
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Also everyone should sign up for thiswww.whichbigswitch.co.uk/
It's a great idea hopefully it'll save me lots of moneys
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I've done itYou'd better save me some money now.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:07,
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Subway meatball marinara, best I could manage at short notice.All the salads on it except cucumber and green peppers.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:51,
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I've only eaten a Subway once,overpriced crap I thought. Apparently Subway is now the largest restaurant chain in the world, it overtook McDonalds last year. I use the term "restaurant" loosely.
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Is that in number of stores, or number of customers?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:04,
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You are sick and wrong for having olives and jalapenos on there, vile things.Have you tried BBQ sauce on a meatball sub yet? Only a small amount, but it's very nice. Same with extra oregano and black pepper (although I get that on every sub now)
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:03,
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I'm eating proper food.Chicken and sweetcorn curry, roast spuds and mixed veg.
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For some reason, I thought you were veggie....My lunch was rather good today, just a shame it's the last of the soup
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:09,
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Next time I'll venture into the hitherto unexplored world of adding BBQ sauce.The jalapenos are the best bit, btw.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:10,
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It's not the spice that bothers me, I just don't particularly like the flavour of themNot too sure why, really.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:11,
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You should start your own blog AA(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:14,
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Not a chance, the last time I wrote anything like that was 6 years ago, and I'm still getting the piss taken out of me for it(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:18,
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You should link it here for some honest critical assessment(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:20,
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I usually skip the lettuce as well as cucumber on an MMwhich I had yesterday since it's cheaper on a Tuesday.
I generally go for BBQ sauce.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:19,
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ooh, that's what I had yesterday.I won't be doing it again for about 6-8 months, which is how long it usually takes me to forget that I always end up regretting it.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:34,
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*Sub of the Day Fives*(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:38,
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I fucking love me a bit of Subway. I can never nosh off a 12 incher in one sitting though.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:58,
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A box of mince pies that went out on the 23rd DecemberIt's like Christmas is the gift that keeps on giving
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:58,
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Alpen, San Pellegrino, SpliffJeff, why are there so many remakes and reboots of films these days?
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Because people have run out of original idease.g LUNCH thread.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:01,
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Some are rather good - The Departed, Let Me In, etcMajority are shite though.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:05,
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The last of my spiced butternut squash soupTomorrow, I'm back onto the veggie pasta again.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:04,
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I had boring sandwitchesnow fruit and jafa cakes for afters. why would anyone care?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:05,
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If it helps...I don't care.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:08,
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Good, he tooLt's start a conversation about good stuff.How's the beard coming on? I'm considering sideburns
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:13,
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I sit and listen to mine grow each dayI think it is odd to not have sideburns. You should grow some.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:17,
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No waitIt's tinnitus, not beard growing.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:18,
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I'll let then grow and see. not relishiong the in between silliness bit thoughamusing I don't have to have a jobcut, I'll give it a try
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:19,
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Mine keep sneaking longer down my faceI think they have a mind of their own
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:20,
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That happened to meDown the face and across the cheek too. I looked back at my wedding photos a couple of years back and was amazed at how enormous my sideburns were at the time.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:28,
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This is almost as exciting as lunchFacial hair I have grown.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:29,
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My beard hair now looks like a Roy Keane jobIt is grey at the goatee bit
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:31,
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I still can't decide whether I have grey bits or blonde bits in my beardProbably blonde, I think.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:33,
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You're fooling no-one, old man(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:38,
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Accept that you will only get more badgeryuntil you peak and the white hairs start to outnumber the brown and you slide towards Uncle Albert status.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:41,
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The Master ======> Badger (peak) ======> Uncle Albert
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:50,
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I mean the Tom Baker era Master, not the new one obviously.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:23,
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I ate some food while driving quickly to workExciting stuff, sho'nuff.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:07,
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Just a sandwich from the sandwich ladyI bought a "casserole pack" from ASDA - seasoned chicken drumsticks and thighs and some diced vegetables - and put it in the slowcooker with some chicken stock this morning, so that'll be my dinner. If it turns out nice I can do my own.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:18,
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Out of date brown buns and a cuppasoup*sobs*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:20,
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NothingBeen stuck in the freezing flat all day waiting for British twats to come and fix my boiler. They have been here about half an hour and judging from the banging and swearing all is not well. Meh. He is not leaving until he has fixed it. I am under 5 blankets on the sofa and I can see my breath in the air :(((
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:42,
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Thtop thalking about breathth(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:43,
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When they are hovering in mid air it's hard not to(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:45,
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The banging has stopped and it is ominously quietMaybe it has killed and eaten him
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:04,
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This is making my chuckle because I'm still thinking he's working on your clopper.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:05,
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By George I think he's got itMy bathroom is warm again!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:16,
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Surely if a plumber comes round and there's banging he should be under the blankets too?
Or have I been misled by my viewing choices?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:52,
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You and lighty have a one track mindBETWEEN YOu
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:59,
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Sorry.I hope your plumbing gets sorted out by skilled professionals.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:01,
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Red sauce pleaseand bacon a bit crispy
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:59,
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Oh quentinSo wrong again.
Bacon is fucking rank.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:00,
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Moar bacon for uouHow can we go wrong?
Otherwise I'll swap you a REAL toastie, like roasted mushrooms, pesto and blue cheese.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:03,
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What do you want?Beer is the most obvious thing to bring.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:55,
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Well, technically then, you caught them from me,(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:07,
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The cider boat has about 40 different types of rum on it.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:06,
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How many types of cider does it have then?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:07,
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40 cidersAnd about half a dozen different Perries.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:09,
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So they could call it The Rum Boat too(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:10,
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Not really, because I've just checked their website and they've only got 10 different rumsApologies.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:11,
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It's ok, I don't really care for rum.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:16,
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You like rum, and you like bum,You Rummer-Bummer.
You'll have to gaz me your address because you've get to tell me where I'm heading next Saturday.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:21,
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Just make sure you come "tooled up"(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:27,
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I never leave Bristol without two snooker balls in a sock.Just in case.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:29,
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How many bitters does it have?screw your apple-based nonsense.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:19,
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I just investigated precisely that on its websiteIt looks like just the one - Gem, from Bath Ales.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:21,
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That is a good one, though(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:22,
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It is indeed.It's what I was drinking last time I was in Bristol when, coincidentally the hotel I stayed in was on the same road as that there Cider Boat. Small world, eh?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:24,
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No idea.They sell cans of Red Stripe.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:21,
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I had Dim Sum from the japanese and a handful of opiats !Am I the only person in the world who takes morphine and methadone for a headache?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:59,
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I'm guessing there are a few others that make the same excuse(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:00,
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for a headache?fucking hell.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:12,
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The last of last night's sweet chilli and garlic stir fry pork.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:04,
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Two emails I just sent in quick succession:Dear (Manager)
Here are the final cunts you asked for.
Any queries, give me a shout.
Thanks
Scarpe.
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Um...'counts'. Sorry!
Scarpe.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:08,
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It's the final cuntdown.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:10,
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Everybody is laughing at me now.I don't like that unless I've been intentionally funny.
I bet I'm bright red.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:13,
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That's because you touch yourself at night, Jeffers.Soup and flapjack. Rswipe would be proud, no dead animals were consumed in the making of the soup. Well, except the chicken carcasses for the stock I suppose, but you can't have everything.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:10,
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Oh fucking hell badgerI liked that instead of replying. I feel that my hands have chicken blood on them now
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:14,
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Why? it's not like you made the stock.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:15,
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You've still made me feel dirtyAnyway was it worth it? Was it good soup?
I was telling you about how good your bp tip was, until that shallow cunt barged in and deleted it. Fab tip thanks!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:17,
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I wondered where the fuck it had gone.Chompy, what did you delete it for?
No worries. It's useful to get a handle on what's actually going on, blood pressure can be short-term affected by so many things..
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:28,
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Because he has all the originality you'd expect of a barely literate admin monkey, so he just copies other peopleIt's like his version of a dirty protest
It's a great toy. I have been testing everyone who comes round.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:33,
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makes a change from cock, eh?Eh? Eh? *nudges* *winks*
Chicken - cock. Get it?
No, me neither.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:25,
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Did I mention, MASSIVE DRUGS?I didn't think they'd kicked in yet, as I'm still in fucking agony, but perhaps they have...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:28,
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Agony for what? What have you done? Poor b3th (
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:36,
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She lives in WsM, they are all on MASSIVE DRUGS down there.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:42,
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I've beenEnough said. Although the cafe round the corner from the pier does amazing sandwiches and cakes. I'll give it that.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:43,
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Oh man, you've been to THE PIER.It's very dusty on there.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:44,
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Poor b3th is fucking right.I'm in endometriagony.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:47,
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I feel it is worth it for that rather pleasing portmanteau word(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:49,
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Well, that's alright then.I think the codeine's hit now. My toes are starting to go all warm.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:55,
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I take it you've got nowhere with mefanamic acid?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:59,
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Two co-codamolTwo prescription strength ibuprofen.
Next step is the hysterectomy.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:02,
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Delicious Ham Hock and Cheddar sandwich, followedby a Kit Kat Chunky Peanut Butter.
I saw internet celebrity ROB MANUEL this morning, in Camden Tube station.
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I have seen the adverts for the peanut, White, double and orange KKBut I haven't eaten chocolate since Christmas. So I can't participate. Are you team peanut??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:19,
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I don't remember his head being rectangularI will check this out at the next drinks
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:24,
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I was aghast when they discontinued PB versions last yearso I am voting every day for it to return. It's a delicious thing, and much better than Reeses Cups.
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Discontinued chocolate is very close to my heart.I nearly had a anyeurism when Cadbury reintroduced Wispas.
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That is twice you've said the same thing as someone else Are you stalking them?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:31,
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Yeah.And by the way, it'll be £400+vat for that boiler I've just fixed.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:39,
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Home Care 400Sounds like the sort of thing a pensioner would need.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:43,
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I'm just glad I had itI'm not usually that well organised.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:46,
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With respect, you're wrong.Peanut butter and chocolate is grim. The grimmest of the grims, in fact.
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Kroney, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:24,
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No no noMy learned friend himjim is bang on the money. Reeses cups are amazing!!!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:25,
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Both rockBut are too sickly to eat more than one or a tiny handful of pieces. Therefore best served with ice cream!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:28,
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Actuallytheir "Nutrageous" bar is the best of all worlds. Small enough to be satiating without sickly, but a good blast of chocolate/peanutty goodness.
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I will take your word for itIn April when my detox finishes!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:42,
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Peanut butter is wrong, full stopit looks, tastes and smells like somebody has already eaten it. Like peanut sick. Vile.
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I know we're great mates irlBut sometimes you can push me too far. Crunchy peanut butter rocks!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:45,
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FACT.I've never tried peanut butter.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:45,
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How do you think I feel. I laughed as well.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:52,
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It's true(The peanut butter thing anyway).
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:51,
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Darling, it's all yoursI can't abide the stuff, yet strangely I like Snickers bars...
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Headline news*Woman in liking chocolate shocker*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:48,
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Maybe you're doing it wrong?Have you tried it on piping hot granary bread toast?? If you like snickers, there might be hope...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:48,
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I have tried it on toastit's the smell and consistency that put me off more than the taste. Although I don't much like that either...
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Oh well if you've tried I suppose we can get over thisNot like jeff who hasn't even made any effort...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:53,
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If there was only one type of peanut butter, I'd be tempted to try it.But the choice of smooth or crunchie.... It's too much to take in.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:54,
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I make extremely nice peanut butter cookies, or so I've been toldthey're even better because I never eat any of them and therefore the calories belong to someone else.
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Er, the calorie thing, not the cookies, before jeff says anything (
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:57,
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You make peanut butter cookies with meat?You're weird.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:57,
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That will only happen when we can prove we're related.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:03,
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Can you lower your opinion of b3th so you think as little of her as you do of me?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:02,
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ImpossibleBut you're still higher than shallowcunt so a way to go yet.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:03,
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Cucumber and peanut butter sandwiches are rather good.... but you need ice-cold cucumber, with a good dash of salt, then black pepper and lime juice on top of the peanut butter, all enveloped in crusty brown bread.
And that's enough vegetarianism for me for today. Back to the Tanqueray and tonic ...
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Really???Hmm. I read a book where the girl was spreading crunchy peanut butter on slices of apple, that sounded nice. But cucumber... Really???
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:58,
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You would have said the same about putting cuke in gin a few years ago. (, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:01, Reply)
I know, you'd think it wouldn't work.Then again I have a soft spot for Hendricks, and a baton or two of cucumber in there works a treat.
Also counts as one of my five a day. No, it does. No, REALLY.
*edit* as he says ^ up there
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Nopehe was wearing a big red jacket and getting on the Southbound Northen Line, Charing Cross branch.
I decided against greeting him in public. He looks a lot more creepy IRL.
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Was he slipping through a door marked STRICTLY NO ADMITTANCEin order to use the Secret Celebrity Underground?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:22,
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No lunch for b3th todayunless you count handfuls of massive drugs.
Also, I'm very rarely lively. Not these days, anyway. Back in the '50s I could really cut a rug.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:24,
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Does anyone know where I could find an interesting article about Russia?Edit: It was a bit long to read at work, but apparently it is interesting: www.lrb.co.uk/v34/n01/stephen-holmes/fragments-of-a-defunct-state
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:25,
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Yeah Best thing that can happen to a shallowcunt post. He should do it more often.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:30,
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Did I miss some fun?Can I be internet outraged on anyone's behalf?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:34,
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NahWe can make something up ifyou like though?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:35,
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Himjim had a threesome with darth and his missus?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:40,
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I can't hear youthese Crayons are toooo CRUNNNNNNNCHY HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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Walking like John Wayne is one of the many plussesof a threesome with Stunned.
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Nothing newApparently Chompy and Swipey still don't like each other.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:36,
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No, but I can provide a link to some bint with a ridiculously skinny waist if you like.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:39,
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I'd rather you didn't bandy my facebook profile around, if you don't mind.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:41,
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My train on Saturday leaves Briz at 1pmI reckon we'll be able to squeeze in a few afternoon ales.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:48,
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Didn't you two nearly kill each other with booze last time?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:49,
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Nah, I met Stunned for lunch before having a night out with Monty and a few others.Stunned did text me to apologise for ruining the evening following the lunch session, but it wasn't too bad.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:50,
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I'll probably get to Paddington at about quarter to three.I'll make my way over to London Bridge from there and meet you in a pub.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:57,
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Nah, somewhere with sport on the telly.I'll need a bit of Jeff Stelling.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:00,
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I think the preferred term is 'indigenous population'(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:08,
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*something about noncing up bears**because you said 'get to Paddington'*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:00,
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I'll have my Werther's OriginalsAnd marmalade sarnies with me. Just in case.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:01,
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Shambles has shambled off to a new thread y'all (
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