Peanut butter is wrong, full stop
it looks, tastes and smells like somebody has already eaten it. Like peanut sick. Vile.
(berk, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:42, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I know we're great mates irl
But sometimes you can push me too far. Crunchy peanut butter rocks!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:45, Reply)

FACT.
I've never tried peanut butter.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:45, Reply)

Yet you claim you fuck dogs...
LIAR! BLAGGARD!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:48, Reply)

This shouldn't really have made me laugh

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:51, Reply)

How do you think I feel. I laughed as well.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:52, Reply)

It's true
(The peanut butter thing anyway).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:51, Reply)

Darling, it's all yours
I can't abide the stuff, yet strangely I like Snickers bars...
(berk, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:47, Reply)

Headline news
*Woman in liking chocolate shocker*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:48, Reply)

Maybe you're doing it wrong?
Have you tried it on piping hot granary bread toast?? If you like snickers, there might be hope...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:48, Reply)

I have tried it on toast
it's the smell and consistency that put me off more than the taste. Although I don't much like that either...
(berk, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:51, Reply)

Oh well if you've tried I suppose we can get over this
Not like jeff who hasn't even made any effort...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:53, Reply)

If there was only one type of peanut butter, I'd be tempted to try it.
But the choice of smooth or crunchie.... It's too much to take in.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:54, Reply)

I make extremely nice peanut butter cookies, or so I've been told
they're even better because I never eat any of them and therefore the calories belong to someone else.
(berk, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:55, Reply)

I do that with meat!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:56, Reply)

Er, the calorie thing, not the cookies, before jeff says anything

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:57, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:58, Reply)

It's alright, I had this one covered.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:58, Reply)

Thank god for that!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:59, Reply)

You make peanut butter cookies with meat?
You're weird.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:57, Reply)

And I thought it would be jeff...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:59, Reply)

Me and Jeff is West Country bredren innit

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:01, Reply)

So.... Married then?!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:02, Reply)

That will only happen when we can prove we're related.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:03, Reply)

*High 7!*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:02, Reply)

Can you lower your opinion of b3th so you think as little of her as you do of me?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:02, Reply)

Impossible
But you're still higher than shallowcunt so a way to go yet.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:03, Reply)

Is that a euphemism?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:57, Reply)

What could it possibly be a euphemism for?

(berk, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:00, Reply)

"peanut butter cookies"
you know. ;-)
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:02, Reply)

Cucumber and peanut butter sandwiches are rather good.
... but you need ice-cold cucumber, with a good dash of salt, then black pepper and lime juice on top of the peanut butter, all enveloped in crusty brown bread.

And that's enough vegetarianism for me for today. Back to the Tanqueray and tonic ...
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:57, Reply)

Really???
Hmm. I read a book where the girl was spreading crunchy peanut butter on slices of apple, that sounded nice. But cucumber... Really???
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:58, Reply)

You would have said the same about putting cuke in gin a few years ago.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:01, Reply)

"cuke"?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:03, Reply)

I know, you'd think it wouldn't work.
Then again I have a soft spot for Hendricks, and a baton or two of cucumber in there works a treat.

Also counts as one of my five a day. No, it does. No, REALLY.

*edit* as he says ^ up there
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:03, Reply)

I was surprised but not disbelieving

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:06, Reply)