I always feel guilty when I think about favours
Alt: I hope to God that no-one actually practices this, but figging sounds horrific
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:58, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Please don't make me google figging at work...

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:00, Reply)

For the second time I find myself asking:
What now? Figging?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:01, Reply)

"Figging is the practice of inserting a piece of ginger root into the anus, vagina or male urethra"

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:04, Reply)

Are there different names for different fruits and vegetanles and...um..what is ginger? A spice?
And if so, what do they call it when you insert a piece of fig?

It can't be gingering because I'm fairly sure that means something else entirely.


Edit: I can't believe I had to google this, but Ginger is a vegetable.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:06, Reply)

It seems to apply entirely to figging, due to the discomfort it would cause

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:07, Reply)

*seems*
yeah, sure...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:13, Reply)

I'm only taking this info from wikipedia, not exactly to be trusted 100%

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:20, Reply)

yes but something becomes a spice if it's prepared or used in a certain way.
Paprika is a spice, the pepper it's made from is a vegetable.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:17, Reply)

*crosses legs*
*look suspiciously at AA for knowing all this*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:12, Reply)

Indeed.
He tried to hide it by putting it in quotation marks, but we all know the truth.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:13, Reply)

Type 'figging' into google, wikipedia is the top result, the above was C+P from there

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:13, Reply)

shan't

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:16, Reply)

Isn't it used on horses to make them seem more lively at point of sale?
rather than actually being a sexual practice?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:13, Reply)

That's gingering

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:13, Reply)

you do it to horses too?
Ya durty basturt.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:16, Reply)

It's where the practise comes from, according to wikipedia
So, it probably doesn't.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:19, Reply)

The experienced trainer will lick their bumhole before buying

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:16, Reply)

the man has irish heritage
he knows his horses' arses
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:24, Reply)