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What's the largest favour you have ever asked of a friend?Did they say yes or did they tell you to cunt off?
Alt: most sexually depraved thing you can think of*
* apart from those involving my mother thanks.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:07,
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I asked them to go out with a bitter, unpleasant old man.Luckily for me, Lusty agreed. LOL!!!!!!!!
Alt: wolfbagging or space docking
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:14,
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KAPLOWIE, RIGHT IN THE KISSER. SELF-BURN !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:05,
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why don't you just cut to the point and tell us what favour your asking and from whoand who and what you want to do to them
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I imagine it's related to the alt, if I know that boy**I know that boy
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:19,
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Most people do.I've got one of those faces.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:20,
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Two fat blokes with neck beards and an inflatable storm trooper?(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:23,
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steady, you don't want any of this lot going off like a misfiring yoghurt cannon.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:29,
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Basicallyhis mum want to peg him, and would consider it "a favour" if he allowed her to.
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Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:22,
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I am not asking anyone for a favour (sexual or otherwise).However, in the past I have to borrow money from and lend to my best mate. Several k each way on each occasion.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:25,
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i don't really ask for favoursi have let a few friends live for free in my spare room when they've been saving for deposits etc. so i've been asked for some pretty big favours.
alt: this is like the stunt-wank game. i flicked the bean whilst hanging from a chandelier with your grandma's false teeth in my mouth sucking on her saliva to get me wet enough whilst watching your grandfather trying to penetrate a microwaved melon etc etc etc.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:22,
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I didn't ask for it, but one friend dug me out of debtI've just finished paying her back, but I shall be eternally grateful for that.
Alt: Rainbow kissing, or Cleveland steamer.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:23,
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Did you send her bumhole pics too? because I think that's standard these days.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:25,
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A friend, not a mentalist off the internet(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:25,
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Half your posts consist of 'debt', you appear to have a limited insight into basic budgetinghave you considered some cripple college course?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:25,
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I'm back on track now, thanks to thatI'm on my final payment of debt to any company, and my overdraft will be cleared in about 3 months time.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:26,
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Get yourself a separate account for 'saving' not to be touched for just this *insert crap* etc etc(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:28,
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As soon as this overdraft is cleared, I'm shifting banks, and going to be doing that(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:33,
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I asked a mate who looks a bit like me to swap places and face the guillotine after I was falsely accused of treason during the French revolution..(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:26,
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The biggest favours have been for accomodation but that is pretty standard ifyou are of a certain age and live in London/any town.
Alt. Band practice. But it's likeably depraved.
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A guy and his then girlfriend (now wife), who are now good friends of mine, let me stay at their Apartment just off Central Park for free in 2004, despite only ever having met me online at the time. They offered, rather than me actually asking, but it was still a massive favour and allowed me a two week trip rather than the 5 day one I would have been able to afford if I'd been paying for hotels every night.
They asked me to do some pretty depraved things in return, mind you.*
*They didn't, I just thought I'd say that before anyone else did.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:29,
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Did they drug you and open your veins so that they could fuck in a pool of your blood?Or did I just give away the ending of an excellent book?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:33,
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Now you mention it THAT is the biggest favour I've ever asked anyone.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:35,
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I asked some poor farmers to foster a little whiny shit of a babybecause I was too much of a pussy to sort out the shit I'd caused to the galaxy.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:35,
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You wouldn't dare pull that shit on the main QOTWOr Shambo would be onto you like a shot...oh....
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:36,
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I asked them to look for some droids!!!111!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:40,
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I asked a friend to store a dead nigger in his house when his wife was due home at any motherfucking minute.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:35,
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I bet he put you on brain duty, too.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:37,
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I don't really ask for big favours.People seem to sense what you want and give it to you without you asking if you're not bolshie about it.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:37,
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It's true. Everybody loves needy passive aggressives.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:39,
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Shurrup ya meff.I mean if your mate is going somewhere late at night, you might say to them "Oh do you want a lift?" but if they asked you "Oh I need a lift on Friday." you think "Fuck off asking me favours you prick. Don't go if you can't get there."
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:42,
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I'm not sure you've fully understood the concept of "friend".I appreciate it's a tricky one for a complete fucking autism.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:01,
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What's a "meff" roota?I've often wondered, is it a bit of scouse patois?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:15,
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Probably borrowing money for a deposit or somethingI try not to ask favours as it always makes me uncomfortable.
Alt: I can think of one hell of a lot, but perfer not to, I suppose water sports or 'hard sports' are the worst you'll come across in the normal run of things.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:38,
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I'm quite nervous about asking, but'hard sports'?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:39,
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Google it, I dare you.Basically the solid equivalent of water sports
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:59,
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lacrosse is pretty tricky.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:41,
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Do what? do do skeep-beep de bop-bop beep bop bo-dope skeetle-at-de-op-de-day what?(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:00,
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I asked them to delete their account and kill themselvesAND YOU STILL HAVEN'T FUCKING DONE IT YOU CUNT.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:39,
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Hey Monty give me some time(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:55,
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The last favour I asked of a friendhas resulted in us no longer being friends. You'd think I'd learn my lesson, but I owe my stepdad £2k...
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What so they were so offended that you even asked they wouldn;t be your mate any more?(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:51,
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It's 'FILM'Basically, a guy is being tortured by having his teeth operated on/drilled without anaesthetic, and the guy keeps asking him "Is it safe?"
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:06,
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There's also a film called Running Man, right?(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:09,
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Yes, but that's with Arnold SchwarzaneggerMarathon Man is with Dustin Hoffman
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:12,
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She asked him to give Holly and Jessica a bath(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:54,
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I always feel guilty when I think about favoursAlt: I hope to God that no-one actually practices this, but figging sounds horrific
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:58,
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Please don't make me google figging at work...(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:00,
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For the second time I find myself asking:What now? Figging?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:01,
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"Figging is the practice of inserting a piece of ginger root into the anus, vagina or male urethra"(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:04,
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Are there different names for different fruits and vegetanles and...um..what is ginger? A spice?And if so, what do they call it when you insert a piece of fig?
It can't be gingering because I'm fairly sure that means something else entirely.
Edit: I can't believe I had to google this, but Ginger is a vegetable.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:06,
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It seems to apply entirely to figging, due to the discomfort it would cause(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:07,
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I'm only taking this info from wikipedia, not exactly to be trusted 100%(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:20,
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yes but something becomes a spice if it's prepared or used in a certain way.Paprika is a spice, the pepper it's made from is a vegetable.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:17,
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*crosses legs**look suspiciously at AA for knowing all this*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:12,
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Indeed.He tried to hide it by putting it in quotation marks, but we all know the truth.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:13,
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Type 'figging' into google, wikipedia is the top result, the above was C+P from there(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:13,
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Isn't it used on horses to make them seem more lively at point of sale?rather than actually being a sexual practice?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:13,
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you do it to horses too?Ya durty basturt.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:16,
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It's where the practise comes from, according to wikipediaSo, it probably doesn't.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:19,
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The experienced trainer will lick their bumhole before buying(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:16,
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the man has irish heritagehe knows his horses' arses
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:24,
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