FOR ROOTA:
the liverpudlian insult 'meff' means a tramp, or person who drinks methylated spirits.

Schooled on your own city of culture there
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:08, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Schoole don - shit Steely Dan tribute band

(TheColonel, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:10, Reply)

waht?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:11, Reply)

Oh I see, we're playing that game now are we Gary?
or should I say Tricky?!
(TheColonel, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:22, Reply)

oh man it was well lol earlier
malc has been flirting with this girl at another firm, even tho he has a girlfirend with two kids between them right

and tricky started emailing him pretending to be from this girl asking for a threesome, and malc fell for it
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:28, Reply)

Hahaha malc is so gullible!

(TheColonel, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:32, Reply)

he so is, silly malc

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:39, Reply)

HELLO THECOLONEL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:39, Reply)

HELLO MONTY
HOW IS YOUR LIFE?
(TheColonel, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:09, Reply)

UTTER POO

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:17, Reply)

U O
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:21, Reply)

Cheers Quint
Caught any sharks today?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:15, Reply)

gave a polar bear a handjob and firepunched the sky thanks
you?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:16, Reply)

you know, the usuall
SUcking off the homeless for loose change.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:18, Reply)

do you only do homeless?
i'll give you 50p
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:27, Reply)

for you baby, I'll do it for free
it's a standing policy for b3tans
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:36, Reply)

don't they get to sit?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:38, Reply)

i can't seating or standed
i have to lie down
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:39, Reply)

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( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:45, Reply)

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( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:45, Reply)

I

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:45, Reply)

with sam and mark?and that caroline flack who does the telly?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:46, Reply)

originally yes, but now we just use it to mean div or badly-dressed
Or a 'meffy' house is a scruffy house.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:51, Reply)

i know that, but you said you didn't know so i told you
DON'T START WITH ME WOMAN
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:20, Reply)

Not just Liverpool, I've often heard it used in Doncaster too.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:19, Reply)