1. Getting to shout at the telly when Masterchef is on.
2. When I go into a ladies toilet and can smell someone elses vagina. This happens a fair bit in the gym.

3. The empty beer can infront of me.
( wanderlust, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:38, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I can't fucking stand Masterchef
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
/my impression of the "music"
(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:40, Reply)

I like giving them all names.
Shit tart bird, wrong fish girl, crying fatty.

I love how dramatic it is and I love Greg 'I've just got a mouthful of sweet fragrant oaty fishcake' Wallace.
( wanderlust, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:42, Reply)

Kevin loooks just like him!
except much shorter
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:43, Reply)

NO I DON@T

(TheColonel, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:49, Reply)

yes he does and he admits it but he thinks he looks more like a foreign football manager i don't know the name of

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:54, Reply)

Aren't they all crying fatties?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:44, Reply)

They're mostly cunts
I saw if for the first time last night. Fair dos, some of them can certainly cook, but I'd hate to have to hold a conversation with them.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:46, Reply)

That's precisely how your wife describes you.
As I do her over the kitchen table.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:57, Reply)

What, that she saw it for the first time last night?
That's a bit rough, Monts.
( Kroney, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:59, Reply)

She's a bit rough, Krones.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:15, Reply)

ZING.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:11, Reply)

Does Wallace go to the same gym as you, then?

( Kroney, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:51, Reply)

Lusty does not go to Chariots in Shoreditch, no.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:58, Reply)

Shows what you know.

( wanderlust, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:03, Reply)

Ever since the article about Greg Wallace in the Daily Mash, I simply cannot see him without either borking, or laughing

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:56, Reply)

My old boss used to work with him.
Apparently he was disgusting, would try to shag anything that moved and stuck his tongue out like he was pretending to lick a fanny whenever a woman he thought was attractive walked past.
( wanderlust, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:06, Reply)

Your old boss at Chariots?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:15, Reply)

Is it always the same vagina?
You should tell them not to leave it lying around like that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:44, Reply)

oh god i just read her number 2
thats horrible!

but going into the mens and hearing other men farting and shitting is pretty bad too, especially when you can tell their obese
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:45, Reply)

I don't think it's the same one.
I'm not a fanny sniffing expert :(
( wanderlust, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:46, Reply)

No but I think you might be on your way to journeyman status.

( Kroney, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:49, Reply)

This woman is
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:52, Reply)

Afternoon Lusty
Do you advocate the use of celery salt in Bloody Marys?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:51, Reply)

I know that a lot of people think it's the only way to make it a classic.
However, I don't think it's necessary and I've made plenty a delicious one without it.
( wanderlust, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:55, Reply)

I wasn't sure of that, just wanted to ask after Monty was quite furiously against the idea of having celery with it

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:58, Reply)

I don't like celery as decoration as I'm not a fan of it.
Celery salt I don't have too much of a problem with as it goes well with the lemon in a Bloody Mary. But nah it's not necessary and not how I would prefer to make one.
( wanderlust, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:01, Reply)

Ahh, fair enough
I'm still yet to have one tbh!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:02, Reply)

They are the best hangover cure.
I love them.
( wanderlust, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:07, Reply)

Plus celery is shit and for cunts.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:59, Reply)

it'd probably go soggy if you left it up there too long

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:01, Reply)

A dash of port is always an excellent idea to add some depth to a Bloody Mary
or using fresh basil and cucumber for a summer morning version.
( wanderlust, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:59, Reply)

Tell em about your cucumber what sit.
Go on.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:06, Reply)

Weirdest crisp flavour of all time.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:08, Reply)

British Mojito.
I've mentioned it on here before. Ohhhh I would love one of those right now.

I really love G&Tea at the moment. Gin, elderflower, lemon and cold English Breakfast tea topped up with tonic. It's far tastier than it sounds.
( wanderlust, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:11, Reply)

what she sat on a cucumber?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:13, Reply)

It's certainly the size of one.
And green. And knobbly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:14, Reply)