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1. Getting to shout at the telly when Masterchef is on.
2. When I go into a ladies toilet and can smell someone elses vagina. This happens a fair bit in the gym.

3. The empty beer can infront of me.
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:38, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I can't fucking stand Masterchef
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
/my impression of the "music"
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:40, Reply)
I like giving them all names.
Shit tart bird, wrong fish girl, crying fatty.

I love how dramatic it is and I love Greg 'I've just got a mouthful of sweet fragrant oaty fishcake' Wallace.
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:42, Reply)
Kevin loooks just like him!
except much shorter
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:43, Reply)
NO I DON@T

(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:49, Reply)
yes he does and he admits it but he thinks he looks more like a foreign football manager i don't know the name of

(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:54, Reply)
Aren't they all crying fatties?

(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:44, Reply)
They're mostly cunts
I saw if for the first time last night. Fair dos, some of them can certainly cook, but I'd hate to have to hold a conversation with them.
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:46, Reply)
That's precisely how your wife describes you.
As I do her over the kitchen table.
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:57, Reply)
What, that she saw it for the first time last night?
That's a bit rough, Monts.
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:59, Reply)
She's a bit rough, Krones.

(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:15, Reply)
ZING.

(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:11, Reply)
Does Wallace go to the same gym as you, then?

(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:51, Reply)
Lusty does not go to Chariots in Shoreditch, no.

(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:58, Reply)
Shows what you know.

(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:03, Reply)
Ever since the article about Greg Wallace in the Daily Mash, I simply cannot see him without either borking, or laughing

(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:56, Reply)
My old boss used to work with him.
Apparently he was disgusting, would try to shag anything that moved and stuck his tongue out like he was pretending to lick a fanny whenever a woman he thought was attractive walked past.
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:06, Reply)
Your old boss at Chariots?

(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:15, Reply)
Is it always the same vagina?
You should tell them not to leave it lying around like that.
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:44, Reply)
oh god i just read her number 2
thats horrible!

but going into the mens and hearing other men farting and shitting is pretty bad too, especially when you can tell their obese
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:45, Reply)
I don't think it's the same one.
I'm not a fanny sniffing expert :(
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:46, Reply)
No but I think you might be on your way to journeyman status.

(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:49, Reply)

This woman is
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:52, Reply)
Afternoon Lusty
Do you advocate the use of celery salt in Bloody Marys?
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:51, Reply)
I know that a lot of people think it's the only way to make it a classic.
However, I don't think it's necessary and I've made plenty a delicious one without it.
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:55, Reply)
I wasn't sure of that, just wanted to ask after Monty was quite furiously against the idea of having celery with it

(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:58, Reply)
I don't like celery as decoration as I'm not a fan of it.
Celery salt I don't have too much of a problem with as it goes well with the lemon in a Bloody Mary. But nah it's not necessary and not how I would prefer to make one.
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:01, Reply)
Ahh, fair enough
I'm still yet to have one tbh!
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:02, Reply)
They are the best hangover cure.
I love them.
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:07, Reply)
Plus celery is shit and for cunts.

(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:59, Reply)
it'd probably go soggy if you left it up there too long

(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:01, Reply)
A dash of port is always an excellent idea to add some depth to a Bloody Mary
or using fresh basil and cucumber for a summer morning version.
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:59, Reply)
Tell em about your cucumber what sit.
Go on.
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:06, Reply)
Weirdest crisp flavour of all time.

(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:08, Reply)
British Mojito.
I've mentioned it on here before. Ohhhh I would love one of those right now.

I really love G&Tea at the moment. Gin, elderflower, lemon and cold English Breakfast tea topped up with tonic. It's far tastier than it sounds.
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:11, Reply)
what she sat on a cucumber?

(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:13, Reply)
It's certainly the size of one.
And green. And knobbly.
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:14, Reply)

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