Jesus, where to start?
People on public transport that manage to bump into me when I have managed not to walk into them. And bags on backs.

People stopping in the middle of the pavement to look up/take a call/look at a map. Whatever.

Orange birds.

Young snots that have been backpacking.

Buses on London roads. Same cabs.

Marzipan.

Quinten Oftiweak.

Your Mum's giblet style clitoris.

And a thousand more.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:24, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Or more succinctly: people.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:25, Reply)

That would cover it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:29, Reply)

I have a policy to help traffic and obesity in one go
remove half of all bustops in London. Buses would stop less often thus improving traffic flow and people would have to walk further to get on them, also mold people would have more heart attacks walking miles to the bustop thus easing the burden on public pensions.

It's win win win
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Ape for Mayor!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:29, Reply)

I genuinely think there is something in this policy
some buses stop every 100yards for fucks sake
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:31, Reply)

I heartily endorse this.
I can't understand why bus stops are so fucking close together. Sometimes its to the point where it's faster to walk than it is to be a on a bus that stops at every stop.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:31, Reply)

To the government petition website!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:32, Reply)

mold people?
Do you have a prejudice against the fungally enhanced?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:54, Reply)

I think they should ban all traffic from major cities
apart from white vans and black cabs.

It would massively reduce congestion and would look much neater.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:34, Reply)

Not everything is black and white, Shambles.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:45, Reply)

Well it should be.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:47, Reply)