The last argument I had
was whether someone had been a using cunt or not. I was right, but I don't feel remotely better for having won that one.

Alt: Our football team was one of the founding members of the football league, and we had the first stretch of motorway in the UK.
(berk, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:37, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

did they use you?
like an old dirty rag, and then just toss you aside? BASTARDs
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:39, Reply)

Well stop being a using cunt then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:39, Reply)

You spoil all my fun.

(berk, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:39, Reply)

It's for your own good. One day you'll thank me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:42, Reply)

My online Scrabble iPhone thingy wouldn't allow me to play CUNT last night
Apparently it is not an acceptable word
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:40, Reply)

You're not 'playing cunt' - it's for real.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:42, Reply)

It fucking is.
Your Scrabble iPhone thingy is wrong.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:42, Reply)

I NO RITE

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:42, Reply)

I got told off by someone for playing 'nigger'.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:44, Reply)

Have you been 'Dam Busters' LARPing again?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:45, Reply)

convaluted but good
Also i suspect you would rather enjoy Dambuster LARPing
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:46, Reply)

I suspect you are a bent spastic.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:48, Reply)

Alright Columbo

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:55, Reply)

Looking for a detective?
He'd be the one-eyed get
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:56, Reply)

playing lynching a
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:46, Reply)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:46, Reply)

Oh, Words With Friends.
That's a fucking pile of shite anyway. Adverts, weird dictionary, doesn't show you what your word is going to score. I gave up on it.

Lexulous or actual Scrabble only for me.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:48, Reply)

Meh, its something to do on the Metro inbetween dangerwanks

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:48, Reply)

WHO'S DAVID CLARK ???????????????????????????

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:48, Reply)

A member of popular beat combo, the Dave Clark 5

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:49, Reply)

It better not be real names, Scarpe gets upset with me over that

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:50, Reply)

Aw, Rory, i could never be upset with you.
I just delete it and chuckle to myself about your adorable little ways.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:52, Reply)

My real name is Quinten

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:57, Reply)

O M G

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:58, Reply)

No, Quinten

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:03, Reply)

yes sportscow?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:07, Reply)

Hahahhaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:50, Reply)

I had to read that a few times to get what you were saying, I was wondering how someone could deny using their genitalia.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:40, Reply)

There have been periods in my life
when I've had next to no use for mine.
(berk, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:42, Reply)

Well no one likes a dip in the red tide

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:43, Reply)

You could rent it out for storage during those fallow periods
May as well make a bit of money out of a dry spell...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:44, Reply)

Like an empty old bag of beef jerky, just blowing in the wind

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:45, Reply)

...and how many bags of beef jerky do you see on a daily basis, just blowing in the wind?
(If you work in or live near a beef jerky packaging plant then I apologise for my scepticism.)
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:48, Reply)

Well apologise now bitch as I am CEO of "Beef curtain Jerky"
"the fishy jerky"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:50, Reply)

You sell used mingeflaps as a snack?

...I don't really know what to say to that.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:51, Reply)

You should try their 'flap-jacks'.
A most unusual taste, not unlike licking a battery.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:52, Reply)

NOM NOM NOM?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:52, Reply)

I think less "Nom nom nom" than whatever sound one would make when biting down on a piece of old leather
as he or she prepares to undergo an amputation in a situation where anaesthetic is not readily available.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:58, Reply)

Bob Dylan's unreleased South African-themed classic

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:50, Reply)

Same here, I think most people call it the 21st century.
=(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:46, Reply)

so you were abused as a child too? :(
oh poor gonz
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:51, Reply)

At least he was getting some then

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:53, Reply)