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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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The word you are looking for is "you're".
And I think you are the no necked virgin, sweetheart.
Do I win today?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:07,
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I think correcting Quinten's spelling or grammar is a bit like telling Tommy Cooper he's shit at magic, you know?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:13,
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with one important exception
tommy cooper is dead.
despite my best efforts, quentin has thus far resisted topping himself. SO FAR.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:15,
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I was just thinking that a) using an example with someone living would have been better and
b) I fucking need more up to date pop culture references.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:16,
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at least with you i know your only half serious
this guys mental
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:34,
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Some showbiz bigwig in the States actually did that, I believe.
He said to Tommy "you could have a really great act if you just worked on your magic tricks a bit more so they didn't keep going wrong!".
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:16,
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Ha, yes, I'd forgotten that, but I heard it somewhere before.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:17,
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i come back TO THIS???
i really am leaving forever now sorry but i'm oofff i can't tak eit
1. my spelling is perfect
2. i was STOOPING, STOOPID
3. you win the prize for getting very angry at me for no good reason, sweetcheeks
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:31,
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Yay.
Bye then.
Don't let a hail of bullets hit you in the forehead on your way out.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:34,
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i'm actually scared of you on the internet
please see the gaz i sent you earlier, you need some help man
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:39,
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mind if i ask waht it is i did so badly that offended you?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:42,
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Your intercostal muscles work.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:44,
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you might want to have a large cup of calm down and a massage
and maybe some counselling, do you have a good support network?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:46,
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Thanks Quints. You might want to have a personality transplant and
equally stop being a mealy mouthed, thrush inducing tit.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:51,
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Oh look, it's Legless on a comedy account.
Cheers
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:57,
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Cheers.

Cheers.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:58,
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what the hell are you talken about you complete loonertick?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:03,
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