At the moment I might as well be too seeing as she's 300 miles away.
Currently trying to find out the address of her work place so I can send flowers for Tuesday but I have literally no idea how I'm going to find out.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:41, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I may have done this.
if her employer has a website there's often an address on it
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:59, Reply)

See, I have almost the opposite problem.
In the last week or two my outward facade as a hard-hearted cynical bastard has completely melted and I've developed a staggering crush on this lass who works for the same company, in the same line of work at another site.

Since I've spoken to her grand total of three times (two of these times were on the phone) I don't know her well enough to make any kind of gesture, or indeed gauge how well my sense of humour would be received.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 20:00, Reply)

I said I was going to send her some to embarrass her.
And she went "I've actually never had anything for Valentines Day so I'd be well chuffed" which = PLEASE SEND ME SOME FLOWERS. I think. Either way on the card I'm going to put "told you I'd embarrass you x".
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 20:30, Reply)

It'll turn out she
gets hay fever or something
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 20:40, Reply)

At this rate she's getting nowt.
I can't find any flowers for less than about 30 quid. I ain't paying that for a bit of a laugh/slightly romantic gesture.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 20:44, Reply)

25 delivered, job done.
Just need to find out her work address now. I've found the biggest bunch of tackiest horrible flowers in the world.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 20:49, Reply)