but but but
you said you had a lady? Have I missed something?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:44, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

No you've missed nowt.
We're just going to laugh at all the tragedies on a speed dating night on Valentine's Day. I'm going to call myself Pablo and tell every single woman there I want to share my entire life with them.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:47, Reply)

Well, it'll give them a story
and no way it'll back fire on you!

*awaits next week's episode of Barryoaks*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:49, Reply)

And you're willing to pay for this out of your own pocket.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:49, Reply)

Only a tenner.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:57, Reply)

Each to their own.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 20:03, Reply)

Haha, you should let us give you and your mates lines to try.
- I drink sweat like it's cola
- The rash isn't contagious, or so the african 'lady' assured me. I got it, but doesn't mean you'll get it.
- You remind me of my cousin, it's OK, we're not blood related.

...etc
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 20:32, Reply)

"How much does a polar bear weigh? Between 350-680kg."
Or, for that matter, anything else in this thread:

www.b3ta.com/talk/7356182
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 20:37, Reply)

that is an excellent thread

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 20:44, Reply)

Yaaay, I remember that one =D

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 20:56, Reply)