What?
Did you want me to be your grandma too?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:02, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Oh noooooo, not mine, just 'a', but only for comedy effect. I'd much prefer you in a Princess Diana dress.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:06, Reply)

I MEAN, ME SAYING THAT FOR COMIC EFFECT, NOT YOU BEING A RANNY FOR COMEDY EFFECT.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:08, Reply)

It's too late now, Gonz.
You've ruined it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:10, Reply)

Dude, you should wait 'till after valantine's day, I'm gonna nosh down on the goodies myself now.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:19, Reply)

Pffffft.
You said 'nosh'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:23, Reply)

I assumed he meant
he was going to give himself a blowjob
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:26, Reply)

If he could do that, we'd never see him on here.
Where did you disappear to?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:26, Reply)

nowhere
just perusing the newsletter and my rss feeds. Sorry, should have left a note in case you got worried
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:29, Reply)

I need to know where you are at all times
so I can update my database.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:30, Reply)

still here
have you seen the picture of my lounge?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:31, Reply)

I certainly have.
It's lovely and bright.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:32, Reply)

Well I'm happy with it
I expect lots of people to be awkwardly polite about it. I may add a shot of the other direction tomorrow, where you can see the red bit.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:33, Reply)

Doesn't matter what anybody else thinks.
You're the one who lives there. If you like it, that's what counts.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:36, Reply)

yup
and I'm relying on the sexy shed to lure in the boyz
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:38, Reply)

sexy sheds are the best.
Have you decided whether you're going to run electric cables out there?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:39, Reply)

There seems to be
an old plug in there, but no electricity yet. Maybe, maybe not
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:41, Reply)

You want to get a fridge out there
stock it with beer. Instant boy magnet.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:47, Reply)

Damn Straight on that one.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:40, Reply)

Hah, I was well supprised when someone told me what it means these days....
... I was with a mate and asked her if she fancied a quick nosh.

Nosh is a yiddish word to snack on something bad for you, or to eat when you're not hungry.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:27, Reply)

What a schlamassel.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:36, Reply)

Donno that one.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:38, Reply)

And you call yourself a Jew....

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:38, Reply)

Hah, it's probably an american-jewish expression, the language has loads of veriations depending on your family's region/history.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:41, Reply)

It's usually spelt "schlimazel".
No it's not, that means an unlucky person. I'm talking bollocks again.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:47, Reply)

The closest I can think of to that would be Schnitzel, which is basicly a chicken escolop.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:49, Reply)

Silly
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Schlamassel
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:50, Reply)

There was a word my Dad used a lot to mean the same thing, which also meant something else in turkish.
BUt for the life of me I can't remember it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 22:19, Reply)