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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Oh berk, do you ever do that thing where you put a big spoonfull in your mouth, then when it's in your mouth, turn the spoon upside down, then slowly pull it out of your mouth with it closed?
'cus if you do, I bet it's _exactly_ how I'm picturing it right now.
( , Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:35, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
'cus if you do, I bet it's _exactly_ how I'm picturing it right now.
( , Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:35, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Exactly?
Only if she admits to doing it while only wearing her knickers.
( , Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:35, Reply)
Only if she admits to doing it while only wearing her knickers.
( , Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:35, Reply)
One day you'll post 'commando' style.
And North London will drown in a river of Gonz Jizz.
( , Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:39, Reply)
And North London will drown in a river of Gonz Jizz.
( , Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:39, Reply)
I really am starting to worry about us.
We seem to be on the sme wavelength far too often.
I'm starting to think somerset has shaved a few IQ points off me.
( , Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:41, Reply)
We seem to be on the sme wavelength far too often.
I'm starting to think somerset has shaved a few IQ points off me.
( , Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:41, Reply)
I think you've just become funny these days.
A skill I've had for YEARS. I fact, it's only second to my modesty.
( , Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:46, Reply)
A skill I've had for YEARS. I fact, it's only second to my modesty.
( , Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:46, Reply)
I have to get that application in
but apart from that, there's nothing wildly exciting.
How did you go with that contract application?
( , Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:54, Reply)
but apart from that, there's nothing wildly exciting.
How did you go with that contract application?
( , Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:54, Reply)
I spoke to one of the agencies and they seemed really vague about the role.
Which led me to think that they were just fishing for details, so I didn't take it any further.
( , Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:56, Reply)
Which led me to think that they were just fishing for details, so I didn't take it any further.
( , Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:56, Reply)
Ah, fuck 'em.
In other news, the new Star Trek film is on Film 4 +1.
I really *am* a huge JJ Abrams fangirl.
( , Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:58, Reply)
In other news, the new Star Trek film is on Film 4 +1.
I really *am* a huge JJ Abrams fangirl.
( , Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:58, Reply)
Ah damn, that's probably why I don't have the +1, I'm on freeview.
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( , Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:03, Reply)
Auto Complete
It's something she's said before in the subject line.
( , Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:04, Reply)
It's something she's said before in the subject line.
( , Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:04, Reply)
Exactly.
In her corrective shoes.
Going up the pier.
She's a QUEEEEEEEEEER!
BENDER WOMAN!
( , Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:17, Reply)
In her corrective shoes.
Going up the pier.
She's a QUEEEEEEEEEER!
BENDER WOMAN!
( , Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:17, Reply)
You're wearing knickers, I'm wearing pants (which are knickers for boys really), we're wearing gential-area covering clothing.....*sigh*.....SOOO much in common.
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Are you coming to Bristol in April Gonz?
You'll be able to tell berk all about your pants then.
( , Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:53, Reply)
You'll be able to tell berk all about your pants then.
( , Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:53, Reply)
I'm afraid I'm sitting on the fence on this one 'till the day, on account of my health stuff. I know I'd pay more for train and hotel, but I'm afraid that'll how I'd have to roll.
( , Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:59, Reply)
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I think *everybody* is better at crazy golf than me
which is ironic, when you consider how much time I spend down tehre practising.
( , Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:09, Reply)
which is ironic, when you consider how much time I spend down tehre practising.
( , Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:09, Reply)
I thought you were correcting the expression from "sitting on the fence" to "sitting a the ...."
Nope, I'm thick, what you saying?
( , Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:08, Reply)
Nope, I'm thick, what you saying?
( , Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:08, Reply)
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