Evenin' all.
And how are we this evening? I'm rather good thanks.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:05, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

What makes you so good?
(Also, I've not forgotten your CV, I've been busy. But I will pick it up soon).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:06, Reply)

Natural talent, innit?
(no worries, cheers Jeff, pints etc.)
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:09, Reply)

I'm still snuffly
but have you read what happened to my mate?

nothing interesting happens to me like that these days
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:07, Reply)

You paint things orange.
Have you got any photos of your orange walls?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:08, Reply)

yeah, but i posted it on fb
and you ain't there
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:09, Reply)

No.
But you could post it here.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:12, Reply)

i'm on the wrong computer
unless I uploaded it to b3tards or something
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:14, Reply)

Either you can't be arsed.
Or your walls look rubbish.

It's one or the other.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:19, Reply)

can;t be arsed

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:21, Reply)

Does this work?
a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/430761_10150538442206820_666736819_9416436_1405607195_n.jpg?dl=1
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:19, Reply)

yes
ta
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:21, Reply)

I live to serve.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:22, Reply)

It does.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:21, Reply)

ah
the quiet avoidance of an opinion
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:23, Reply)

It's interesting Captain.
How steep is the hill outside the big window? It looks massive.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:25, Reply)

Also.
How long have you kept QC locked in your living room?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:28, Reply)

I just C&Ped the link from FB, innit?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:30, Reply)

I don't book the FACE.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:31, Reply)

fairly steep
but not as steep as many round here
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:33, Reply)

Do the piggies like their new home?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:34, Reply)

not really
their room is cold because I'm not sure they should be in the lounge as there's a boiler in here. This also means they get less attention from me (I used to talk to them a lot when they were in the same room as me)

I will introduce them to grass soon, this should change their minds
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:36, Reply)

Innit.
Get 'em stoned and they'll be well happy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:37, Reply)

stoned guinea pigs would
be weird
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:38, Reply)

How many pigs do you have now?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:39, Reply)

2

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:39, Reply)

What have you called them?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:40, Reply)

Higgs and Homer
Homer reverted to being homer after his day of being Jeff
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:42, Reply)

Are they good mates.
Or is Homer just too cool and good looking for Higgs?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:42, Reply)

they are friends now
but homer does sometimes chase higgs round while making his weird grumbly noise
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:44, Reply)

Just like me!
You should call him Jeff again for the day.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:54, Reply)

Your mate? no, not read nuffink.
You'll be good, your front room is ORANGE, nothing can go wrong
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:10, Reply)

Hello you
Have you seen our friend in the north?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:12, Reply)

I have indeed.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:15, Reply)

That's good then

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:22, Reply)

I suppose so.
Not the cheeriest bunny in the hutch and I doubt I helped much.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:23, Reply)

*worries*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:25, Reply)

*Worries a lot as well*
I've sent a parcel.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:28, Reply)

I sent one before xmas
Might be time for another one...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:44, Reply)

nothing to worry about, she'll be fine.
I was just very tired yesterday and not at my7 most cheering.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:28, Reply)