It cracks me up that they actually blame Germany.
They spent the fucking money, nowthey have to pay the piper. The Pied Piper. Of Hamlyn.

For years we had to listen to the bullshit about Mediterranean lifestyle (olive oil, wine etc) meaning they live much longer. It's because they don't fucking work and retire at 26 that they all live to 100.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:20, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

:O

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:20, Reply)

*throws out olivio*
*buys lard*
*coronarys*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:21, Reply)

Never paying any tax makes you live longer.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:25, Reply)

Sleeping with impressionable young/desperate old brits makes you live longer

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:27, Reply)

Marrying Debbeh from Burrnleh makes you live longer.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:29, Reply)

Stereotypes make you live longer.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:27, Reply)

The only stereotype there is retiring at 26.
Is it 25?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:28, Reply)

i hope you've got me on ignore again
i don't want to see you get angry, i don't like you when you get angry
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:30, Reply)