Twistin' my melon man.
Happy Monday off topic.

How was your weekend, full of joy I hope. What will be the highlight of this coming week? I've got two days off.

Alt. The Greeks riot like girls, how should they protest?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 7:08, 149 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Sunday bought mixed blessings
We beat our local rivals 5-1 at their place, but then I heard a friend had been taken to hospital vomiting blood.

Fortunately it turned out to be a bleeding ulcer rather than anything more serious.

Alt: I read that as "not like girls" and I thought that's a bit racist.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 7:55, Reply)

I've been running about all weekend seeing people
I'm utterly destroyed and my review's today. I've done no prep for it at all. I'll have to make some quick notes and fall back on the old "not that much has changed since last year" ruse.
( Kroney, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 7:59, Reply)

Morning Jeff.
How is your fur?

I don't have a highlight of this week yet, I can only talk about highlights in retrospect. Last week had a rather lovely highlight.

What are you sdoing with your two lovely days off?
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:09, Reply)

An excellent weekent, thank you.
Saw the G/F & went shopping Saturday. Played a benefit gig (with Pooflake) Saturday night - the evening raised over a grand for a local guy who'd had a stroke. Sunday was quality time culminating in a roast chicken dinner - all good stuff!
The highlight of the week? dunno yet!
How will you spend your two days off? Constructively or in a drink & drug fuelled haze?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:15, Reply)

WOMENFOLK/Weird blokes who know anything about flowers.
www.arenaflowers.com/products/pink_lilies
Are these shit? I have literally no idea and need to pick something in the next couple hours.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:21, Reply)

I thought Lilies were for dead people?
But I don't really know much about flowers.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:27, Reply)

I ain't got a fucking clue that's why I'm asking.
They're in the 'romance' section surely that means they're alright.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:28, Reply)

For your dead lover, perhaps?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:28, Reply)

White lilies for mourning.

( Kroney, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:32, Reply)

Pink ones for taking a shit?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:38, Reply)

10/10

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:41, Reply)

Pink are for afternoon.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:38, Reply)

And brown for desert. ,)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:51, Reply)

What happened to your icon?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:57, Reply)

Pink for prosperity

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:42, Reply)

They're shit, mate.
That looks like an old biddy bouquet: floristry has moved on considerably in recent years.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:29, Reply)

I'm quite limited you see.
Seeing as I'm 300 miles away and am limited to 'flower delivery in Wimbledon' on Google. Any advice on what to look for would be massively appreciated, though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:32, Reply)

My pal's sister is an amazing florist
She used to work at the Bluebird on the King's Rd but I don't know if they're still there - if they are, you should call them.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:48, Reply)

Any Interflora florist would be spot-on.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:56, Reply)

Okay I'm going for these I think.
www.gardeniaoflondon.co.uk/product-5-mixed-tulips.aspx
£35 for the large ones, job done. Unless everyone agrees they're shit, again I have literally no idea.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:40, Reply)

They're good.
And not as likely to make her think you wish she was dead.
( wanderlust, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:43, Reply)

Hahaha.
I've never bought flowers for anyone except my mum before alright. What's better actually, them ones or the all red version?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:47, Reply)

I would say those ones.
They're pretty.
( wanderlust, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:02, Reply)

I really like these
www.fruitlikeflowers.com/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:11, Reply)

Have you ever seen the paintings of Archimboldo?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:27, Reply)

Is that the fella who makes food scultures/paintings (I thought they were photos actually) where it's landscapes made 100% with edible items?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:22, Reply)

Portraits made from fruit etc
Very skilled optical illusion stuff. I like him.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:25, Reply)

xkcd.com/1016/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:01, Reply)

Weekend was pretty fucking good, thank you for asking.
Smashed it with Stunzo on Friday, Black Keys on Saturday night (fabulous venue, pretty decent set with moments of excellence but nowhere near loud enough) and on Sunday had a splendid family outing: took my daughter with Lusty over to Lancaster Gate to have fun mith my mum(s), it was fucking superb.

The highlight of this week (apart from a low-key Val's Day dinner at home tomorrow OF COURSE) is (ALSO OF COURSE) to be found in the calendar under this Saturday's listings.

Alt: If you've seen the uniforms of their national guard, the bentness of the Greeks' rioting all starts to make sense. White tennis skirt and tights? Fearsome warriors, eh? No: epic chutneys.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:26, Reply)

Nowhere near loud enough?
Or going deaf after many years exposure to loud music?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:28, Reply)

One should not be able to stand in the front third of a venue
and have a conversation at normal level with one's missus about how it's not loud enough. Alexandra Palace is so long that when they held the 24hr Technicolor Dream there in 1967 they had a stage at each end with different bands on. These jokers had about half the rig needed for the size of the place.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:31, Reply)

My friend saw Mastodon last week
He got right to the front, and had ringing in his ears for 2 days after 'Blood and Thunder'.

Whilst I'm jealous of his seeing them, I can't help but laugh at the fact he's clearly a massive girl.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:33, Reply)

I saw Mastodon on Saturday and was almost completely deadf afterwards
It was awsome though, but I didn't see Al
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:20, Reply)

I wish you were completely dead afterwards.
We all do.

Also, the misuse of 'awesome' makes you sound like a teenage Californian girl.

Hope this helps x
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:28, Reply)

It does, as ever thank you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:33, Reply)

Roll on Saturday.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:35, Reply)

Indeed.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:45, Reply)

Roll on deodorant.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:48, Reply)

Roll on, Roll off, Roll over.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:10, Reply)

There's only two of them, so I guess they need all the help they can get...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:41, Reply)

5-piece band for this show.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:51, Reply)

There's your problem then
The sound man obviously looked at them and assumed that they would be two and a half times louder than usual, so he used fewer microphones.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:12, Reply)

And those little portable iPod speakers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:16, Reply)

Morning Jeff
Well, I spent most of my 3 day weekend drunk, so I'd say it was pretty good.

The highlight of this week will be getting paid, as it's a rather dull week.

Alt: They should riot like Thich Quang Duc, the useless fuckers.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:29, Reply)

The Greeks should get on with some fucking work instead of protesting.
Bunch of workshy olive oil guzzling, shit-wine-making, curly haired, kebab munching, vine leaf stuffing, lazy cunts.

Why the fuck should other EU countries bail them out? They expect the Germans to hand over billions to them and still expect to retire at 55 on a massive pension.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:34, Reply)

Plus they invented being a bender.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:40, Reply)

And you took it to a whole new level

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:41, Reply)

Ready for you to take the baton of chutneyism to the dizzy heights enjoyed by today's generation of bottom-wranglers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:52, Reply)

Morning, as ever.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:57, Reply)

Maarnin'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:05, Reply)

I take my joy in small measures these days
I managed a sneaky pint on Saturday lunchtime, a takeaway curry on Saturday night. That is about as exciting as it gets at the moment.
This week I have three whole days off work to look forward to, though.

Alt: Naked, like the original Olympic athletes.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:37, Reply)

I did almost nothing this weekend.
I went out Friday, we got into a club at half twelve and I got a taxi home within half hour. Honestly couldn't tell you why, I wasn't too pissed and was having a good time, god knows.
Saturday didn't leave my bed all day and yesterday I went into town to try on a t-shirt I'm in love with. The small was too small and the medium too big, I actually don't know what to do.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:49, Reply)

Old woman who lived in a shoe lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:53, Reply)

Stop mocking this is a serious problem, I badly need this 'tee'.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:56, Reply)

is this the one you linked to the other day?
the one that looks like a £5 bargain bin jobbie with a sort of white vannila ice cream effect?

you fucken homer
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:07, Reply)

Now you've said that I don't want it any more.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:12, Reply)

i thought saying it looked like ice cream would make you want it more
you chunky cunt
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:14, Reply)

Go to considerable expense and have it tailored.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:31, Reply)

I have a week off.
I think I might go out for a joint.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:52, Reply)

is that a racial slur against hte jews??
IS IT?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:12, Reply)

Sure, why not.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:05, Reply)

GNAH GNGNGNNGNGANGANGNAGNANGNAGN FUCKS SAKE FUCKING FUCKING FUCKS SAKE... I wrote a huge reply and the page didn't load and I lost it.
This weekend I've been working almost constantly except for dealing with the Wicks fella.

Sometimes I get obsessive about my work, I really get into it, time just flys, it's like writing a puzzel book or playing a video game. On saturday I was coding from about 10 'till 11 at night, and on sunday from about 9 'till 12 and then again from about 7 'till 11 at night.

Insidently, what I've made is fucking brillient, it'll cut my development time for wordpress plugins by about 10 fold. If I open-source it, I'll become famous in web dev cricles.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:58, Reply)

You've been dealing with Nick Berry?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:03, Reply)

Monty, eaither I've got to start taking crack, or you've got to stop taking crack. I don't mind eaither way, but I think it'll make comunication between us easier.
Whatcha talkin' 'bout wilis?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:05, Reply)

Monty is showing yet again that he hasn't watched TV since the turn of the 90's.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:06, Reply)

Do you blame me?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:07, Reply)

Well, you have missed maybe three good shows, so on balance, no.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:07, Reply)

'the Wicks fella'
It was a reference to a character in popular documentary 'EastEnders' from around the time when you were about 5.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:06, Reply)

Ahh, coolio. I was forced to watch that when I was that age, I hated it because afterwards was my bed time and I didn't like the show, so it was a waste of my last 30 minutes of the day.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:08, Reply)

I'm a bit hungover, extremely tired and I have a sore neck from too much headbanging
Alt: They should give their arcaic sewers a rest and post all of their turds to Germany, without enough stamps on so they have to pay to have turds delivered, Greek turds.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:00, Reply)

Highlights this week?
Southend are on Sky Sports tonight, which means I get to watch them be shit from the warmth and comfort of my own front room rather than in the shitty cold outdoors.

But that's about the extent of all I have planned this week sadly.

Alt: We come from a country that tidies up after themselves when they riot, I don't think we can really criticise.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:04, Reply)

i, for one, am glad that set your faces to stunned got banned for threatening to shoot me in the head on the internet

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:05, Reply)

I would never shoot you in the head Quintin, never...



...the kneecaps however...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:06, Reply)

well thats ok as long as i can keep my vast intellect

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:08, Reply)

hey everyone, did you know that when you get on the popular page you can still edit your posts to anything you like
OMG ITS WELL COOL
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:13, Reply)

Every now and again you post like this and I think you are Chompys puppet

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:15, Reply)

nah chompy is much more handsome and intelligent than i am

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:16, Reply)

Now i know you're Chompy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:18, Reply)

that is redicluous

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:20, Reply)

Dear God, poor you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:20, Reply)

i know :(
i don't know what he looks like, but this is an assumption based on his posting style
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:22, Reply)

Kim Jong Il.
AFTER he died.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:23, Reply)

i like how his name makes him look like a sequel
Kim Jong Il: Kim Jonger
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:28, Reply)

This time it's personal.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:32, Reply)

he's gonna make a korea out of it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:34, Reply)

He was a sequel.
He succeeded Kim Il-Sung.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:43, Reply)

so who was he a sequal to?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:46, Reply)

I don't know what "sequal" means.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:48, Reply)

it means the one after the one before but is the same

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:56, Reply)

brainasplode

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:59, Reply)

It cracks me up that they actually blame Germany.
They spent the fucking money, nowthey have to pay the piper. The Pied Piper. Of Hamlyn.

For years we had to listen to the bullshit about Mediterranean lifestyle (olive oil, wine etc) meaning they live much longer. It's because they don't fucking work and retire at 26 that they all live to 100.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:20, Reply)

:O

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:20, Reply)

*throws out olivio*
*buys lard*
*coronarys*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:21, Reply)

Never paying any tax makes you live longer.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:25, Reply)

Sleeping with impressionable young/desperate old brits makes you live longer

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:27, Reply)

Marrying Debbeh from Burrnleh makes you live longer.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:29, Reply)

Stereotypes make you live longer.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:27, Reply)

The only stereotype there is retiring at 26.
Is it 25?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:28, Reply)

i hope you've got me on ignore again
i don't want to see you get angry, i don't like you when you get angry
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:30, Reply)

Hahahaha god I'm an idiot.
I just phoned her work to get the address to send the flowers to, she answered, I asked who I was speaking to and when she said her name I panicked and hung up. I've got my housemate on the phone to her now saying he got cut off earlier and now he's in the middle of a conversation with her about ordering '250 bottles' for a fictional function he's not putting on (she works for a wine company). FOR FUCK SAKE.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:20, Reply)

this wouldn't have happened if you'd got htat t shirt

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:21, Reply)

Why didn't you just Google the company to get their address?
You dunce, Bal.

Been there, done that, not got the t-shirt...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:34, Reply)

I've done that but they have three offices so I had to get the right one, there's only one address on the website.
The florist has just got the address for me in a subtle manner. But obviously I've got the address now and it is indeed the same one as on the website.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:43, Reply)

They should throw more plates.
Set them on fire first though, that'd probably work.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:24, Reply)

Stereotypes make you throw more plates.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:29, Reply)

Stereotypes quinten

plates hissy fits
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:30, Reply)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:35, Reply)

most Blur songs do, in truth.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:35, Reply)

That's a cultural quirk you blithering idiot.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:51, Reply)

urgh fucking monday
they should throw feta and olive oil and dolmades at one another.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:44, Reply)

I rate feta cheese about the same as I rate Edam and Babybel.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:45, Reply)

They know a thing or two about Lamb chops though.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:47, Reply)

And man-love.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:48, Reply)

Sheep grease makes excellent lube.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:49, Reply)

They should sell some to the Germans.
They're dirty like that.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:51, Reply)

i love feta
but you have to do something with it. mash it up with chillis or something. babybels, i like, but for sentimental childhood reasons. edam can go fuck itself right in the wax.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:47, Reply)

hi swipe! good weekend?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:48, Reply)

very
how is your hole?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:53, Reply)

filled thanks
poor smudge, all gone now

hole was easier to dig than i was expecting, the ground was cold and dry for about 3 feet, flaked awayt dead easy til i got to the wet clay
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:54, Reply)

The thing you have to do with it is leave it in the shop and buy a different cheese.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:48, Reply)

IT'S ATEF BACKWARDS!!!!!11LOL
No wait, that doesn't work...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:49, Reply)

sirotilc
Is the fanny that's made backwards.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:49, Reply)

you sure talk about fannies and sex alot
you must be very frustrated or something, we need to find you a girl
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:51, Reply)

Sirotilc is a 'Woman only bus tour company' in Miami.
Trufax.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:51, Reply)

You don't like Babybel?
I don't think we can be friends any more.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:48, Reply)

I like how they make it easy to take off the tasty red cheese and throw away the horrible white filling.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:50, Reply)

you sound like my dad
who got given a giant toffee as a small boy in the war when there were no sweets around. he was so excited and confused that he put the wrapper in his gob and threw the toffee away.

it's about 67 years later and he is still bitter about that toffee.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:52, Reply)

Haha. Lifelong gutted.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:54, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:55, Reply)

and this is where you got half your jeans

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:55, Reply)

who would want half a pair of jeans?
i'm not some one-legged cunt.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:58, Reply)

this surprises me
cos you appear to be hopping mad
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:00, Reply)

And that, right there, is why you are impossible to hate.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:00, Reply)

not much of a raison d'etre really though, is it?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:15, Reply)

I don't know.
Anything that makes me laugh has more reason to be around than anything that doesn't as far as I'm concerned.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:18, Reply)

Is that why you haven't gone through with the sex change operation?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:24, Reply)

He ran out of money after the first bollock.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:26, Reply)

The search party cost a fortune.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:27, Reply)

i wouldn't say rubbish jokes were my whole raisin detre
:(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:36, Reply)

That's cause you're a cheese cunt.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:52, Reply)

Week end was generally good.
I got to see some lovely people and confirm that the Tower of London is really not worth the price of admission.

Highlight of the week as planned so far will be Going to see Dangerous Methods and attempt to ignore Kira Knightly totally.

Alt: more Riots? I wasn't paying attention. they probably did it in a very philosophical manner. Does anyone else find it odd that Greece seems to have gone from The Cradle of Civilization to a laughing stock, I wonder when this came about.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:14, Reply)

About 300BC

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Is it worth half the price of admission?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Depends what you like I suppose.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:25, Reply)

OH lordy, I just had a shave for the first time since october, and used a hair brush for the first time in years.
I didn't quite realise how much of a tramp I looked like over the last couple of months =S I was a bit scared to shave 'cus I had put on weight and thought the beard hides that. It took me 30 minutes to shave it properly (still got the bumfluff and the flavour saver), and the amount hair the raisure took had to be cleaned every 5 strokes.

But anyway, I look HAWT now again ! yay !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:20, Reply)

I shaved yesterday for the first time in over three weeks.
We could be shaving brothers!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:25, Reply)

OH BOY !
What shave do you use? I got of 'em new 'proline fusion power' ones.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:32, Reply)

I've got a phillips one and a remington beard trimmer.
I can't do wet shave, cause I usually have a douche bag half beard.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:37, Reply)