I like how they make it easy to take off the tasty red cheese and throw away the horrible white filling.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:50, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

you sound like my dad
who got given a giant toffee as a small boy in the war when there were no sweets around. he was so excited and confused that he put the wrapper in his gob and threw the toffee away.

it's about 67 years later and he is still bitter about that toffee.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:52, Reply)

Haha. Lifelong gutted.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:54, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:55, Reply)

and this is where you got half your jeans

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:55, Reply)

who would want half a pair of jeans?
i'm not some one-legged cunt.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:58, Reply)

this surprises me
cos you appear to be hopping mad
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:00, Reply)

And that, right there, is why you are impossible to hate.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:00, Reply)

not much of a raison d'etre really though, is it?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:15, Reply)

I don't know.
Anything that makes me laugh has more reason to be around than anything that doesn't as far as I'm concerned.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:18, Reply)

Is that why you haven't gone through with the sex change operation?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:24, Reply)

He ran out of money after the first bollock.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:26, Reply)

The search party cost a fortune.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:27, Reply)

i wouldn't say rubbish jokes were my whole raisin detre
:(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:36, Reply)