Ooh, heart icons!
Kate Middleton's in town today. Any messages you want me to pass on?

Alt: Are you arsed about St Valentine's Day? I'm not, but I still leave all my birthday cards up a few days extra to make people think I got loads of Valentines.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:30, 21 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Oh stomp
I can delete mine. It was just some shite rambling to start the day...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:31, Reply)

Oh what a dilemma. Now you've replied and mine's got replies but yours is probably more interesting

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:35, Reply)

And now Monty has stomped us all

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:36, Reply)

The arld cunt!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:38, Reply)

Tell her to push a kid down the stairs
We all could do with a laugh at this point.

Alt: Nope, best day of the year to be single, means you don't have to buy any of that tawdry crap.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:32, Reply)

You don't have to bother with it in a couple either.
I've got a hawt d8 with my mate Jenny tonight and neither her husband nor my fiancé care.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:38, Reply)

Aye, I suppose it's a bit different for the elder generation.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:42, Reply)

Hahha you young cunt

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:45, Reply)

I'll be praying to Our Lord Jesus Christ to hurry up and kill all the sinners and bring about the end of the world like I do on the saint days of all my favourite martyrs.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:43, Reply)

Margaret of Clitheroe got squashed to death

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:45, Reply)

alt
valentines pisses me off now that it involves everyone making facebook status updates about their other half. TELL THEM IN PERSON, YOU TWATS
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:44, Reply)

34 years ago today I was brought home from hospital and it was snowing.
THAT is more important.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:46, Reply)

that is what people should be celebrating

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:47, Reply)

Reply to all your friends' facebook status to tell them to celebrate Roota's birthday instead.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:50, Reply)

My birthday was a week ago.
Today is the anniversary of my debut
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:51, Reply)

7 years ago today I started my current job

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:14, Reply)

why is your heart broke and other peoples aren't?
you been hurt before?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:26, Reply)

It's broken by default.
You have to go into your profile and change it
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:32, Reply)

tell her quinten would give her one
she'll know waht it means
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:25, Reply)

Will do

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:32, Reply)

"Oi, you posh bitch, I want my money back. All the best, Crow xx"

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:56, Reply)