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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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shame his is the fucked-up 15 year old skoda on the other side of the sign

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:55, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
Alfa Romeo you doris

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:55, Reply)
i bet thats the nickname you give yourself when you go out on the pull
hey ladies its me, the Alpha Romeo... hop on
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:59, Reply)
Actually it's Fernando Hernando

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:02, Reply)
doesn't matter when you only try to pull on chatroulette

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:04, Reply)
I knew that was you

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:08, Reply)
I suspect she understood this.
I suspect she was suggesting that the Alfa in shot is not, in fact, his car, but that his car is out of shot.

no, don't thank me.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:00, Reply)
Fuck off gimp

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:02, Reply)
gimp?
that the best you've got, Bobby?
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:03, Reply)
No but it's alL you're worth
Zing
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:04, Reply)
oh, it burns, it burns.
:(
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:04, Reply)
That will be chlamydia

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:06, Reply)
which you get from having sex
so no chance you'd ghave it
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:06, Reply)
Up the bum no babies

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:07, Reply)
i don't think even the gays would touch you
garths not here to ask right now tho
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:09, Reply)
What about the bi's?
Tell me there is hope
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:11, Reply)
lesbians like fat chicks

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:12, Reply)
That'll do for me

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:12, Reply)
I wonder if some chav has named their daughter that....

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:06, Reply)
Or Anthrax?

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:37, Reply)
Don't be silly
Anthrax is a boy's name.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:38, Reply)
That would be too much a leap of imagination
The Alfa 156 in the shot is indeed my car. Lovely thing so it is.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:03, Reply)
Great car all round

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:03, Reply)
it'd be nice if the driver's seat moved far enough back
to cope with anyone more than 5'9", but otherwise, I agree.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:05, Reply)
Great cars.
But equally unreliable, expensive to fix.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:06, Reply)
Yeah... I've found the trick is to not own one for more than 12 months at a time
So far, nothing's broken on any I've had. The 166 had some interesting electronic "issues" but nothing actually failed.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:08, Reply)
Funny how they "run out" of electricity.

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:10, Reply)
the 166 just used to put the dials off the scale. Usually when you're doing a ton on the motorway.
Since they are legendary for cooling system failures, a temp gauge instantly off the scale makes me nervous...
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:14, Reply)
my ex had one
he loved it, but it was in the garage every other week.

then he went and got another one. i was unsympathetic.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:31, Reply)
They are lovely to look at.

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:34, Reply)
they're ok
i prefer mercs and audis myself. there is a dark purple R8 that parks outside harrods that makes me cream myself.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:35, Reply)
There was an R3 outside the office this morning.
The fella started it and spun away, it disappeared over the horizon in about 4 seconds.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:36, Reply)
but WHAT COLOUR was it?

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:39, Reply)
Black with orange trim.
Bleurgh.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:48, Reply)
oh no
fuck that nasty shit. orange? why??
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:50, Reply)
I NOES!

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:51, Reply)
I loved my friends one. It was much more exciting than my old fat arsed megane

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:08, Reply)

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