I have 12 inches inside from Sven and Miker G.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:27, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I was once deported from der Nederlands
for taking a little piece of Amsterdam.

Humourless cunts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:29, Reply)

RIGHT!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:33, Reply)

hahahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:33, Reply)

Amsterdam is fucking rubbish.
FACT.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:42, Reply)

Once upon a time I'd have disagreed with you.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:44, Reply)

Obviously I don't have a clue what it used to be like and I shall take your word for it.
But when I went in December it was shit, everything was closed by 1am.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:45, Reply)

There are clubs and bars open later. Not alot of them necessarily in the red light.
I'm just too old for it Baz. It knackers me out.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:49, Reply)

He's right though.
It's shit and wanky and horribly touristy.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:57, Reply)

Only if you go to the shit, wanky, horribly touristy areas.
And that's true of any city that encourages tourism.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:59, Reply)

Better cities are ones that discourage visitors, like Glasgow , Macclesfield and Fallujah

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 17:02, Reply)

That's a bit harsh.
There are some lovely parts of Fallujah.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 17:11, Reply)

You need to get out of the red light and tourist bits
and off to where the students and the locals hang out. If I wasn't perpetually off my fucking box every time I've been there I'd tell you where. But the centre is mostly fucking horrible and the red light is just soul destroying.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 17:05, Reply)

Sword fight or air tight?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Outtasight.
That song is now ruined for me. Thanks A LOT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:35, Reply)

Oh. Oh right.
Share the misery, Mr Generous.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:40, Reply)

I'm like Oxfam, me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:41, Reply)

from Sven and Miker G. at the moment and he hasn't used enough lube.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:30, Reply)

No matter how much he spits on it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:41, Reply)

You did that on purpose, didn't you?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:32, Reply)

Er, yeah. 'Course.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:33, Reply)

I SAID A RINGA RANGA DONG FOR A HOLLEE-DAY

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:33, Reply)