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My shit Dutch House music is shitter than your shit Dutch House music.What sort of shit Dutch House music do you hate?
In je reet.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:54,
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latest was 14 years ago)
I think we should all start talking about mining landfills again.It'll make me a millionaire.
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Oopsie. Did I say "a millionaire"?I meant to say "wish you were never born".
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:01,
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Or this new idea for batterieswww.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-17014808
Which is pretty cool.
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That is quite cute.And also a shit topic of conversation. You're shit at topics of conversation. And I say that as somebody who just initiated one about shitty Dutch House music.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:00,
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Rubbish, You could say what you want to be made out of batteries? I'd like a boat made of batteries.
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Let's be honestit's dildoes all the way.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:04,
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Is there an 'e' in 'dildoes'?Dildos.
Hmmmm.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:05,
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There certainly used to be in the nightclubs I went to.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:07,
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that might have earthing issues.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 17:07,
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I've already invested my money in Privahini Bradoo.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:58,
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I would consider a partnership with her companyher bio leeching is an interesting concept.
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And what exactly will you be bringing to the table?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:10,
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Are we having cyber sex?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:20,
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i had never heard of sick gabba until i started dating the most recent boystill kind of wish i hadn't.
also why are the heart icons different?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:58,
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Dunno.Broken hearts are clearly cooler. Clearly.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:00,
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Broken hearts are for assholes/Zappa
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:10,
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SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:04,
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Dude.What's the point of life if you can't munch handfuls of amphetamines and sweat yourself impotent to 300bpm clipped drumshrieks?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:08,
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Yeah.Because people who use recreational drugs are forced into it by their terrible lives. Do you live on a park bench covered in old copies of the Daily Mail?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:23,
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Yes.Well actually they are Metro - it's free, you see.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:25,
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Sweet. Wanna share this bottle of co-op white cider?(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:27,
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Yes.www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=4739
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:07,
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Futsal draagt bij aan het creëren van toekomstige voetbaltalenten(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:01,
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You've put your hands one key to the right on your keyboard.Hope this helps.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:01,
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I wouldn't be surprised if that was actually how the Dutch language works.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:03,
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But it is still grown men chasing a ball around.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:22,
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Seems Dutch doesn't work like that after all.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:25,
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You're doing it wrongThat is one key to the left.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:32,
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I'm translating the other way.Fitt ntsom.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:38,
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I don't know anything about House music let alone Dutch House music.I have an LP by the Dutch College Swing Band and one of the records I had delivered today has a track by Hans Dulfer & Ritmo-Natural, who are Dutch, but that is about as close as I can get.
Does this help at all?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:03,
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Fuck it. I'll delete mine.As deletion seems to be the "thing" at the moment.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:04,
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You deleted my amazing, brilliant, unimprovable reply, you bastard.I'm going to flounce now.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:05,
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any post about deletion belongs in the "most childish thing you've ever done" threadjust down there look
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:08,
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That was the point behind the question, just in case it wasn't obvious.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:11,
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no, i knowbut it has been at least 5 mins since i said anything childish myself, so.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:13,
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correcttoday's bra smells of jo malone's lime, mandarin and basil, as i always spray drying clothes and bedding with a bit of perfume.
thank you for noticing. it was very observant and not remotely stalkerish.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:15,
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Perfume? What a weird promotional device to use for that film.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:17,
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This sounds like perfectly normal behaviour and not the paranoid actions of somebody with a morbid fear of their own body odour.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:21,
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it just makes them smell nice! it's very subtle.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:23,
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i thought it was quiet around herebut not any more
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:28,
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Right ... see ... no.Subtle would be not drenching every item of fabric you own with manufactured stinks.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:26,
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now THIS has the potential to be a pointless argumenteven by the standards of this place
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:27,
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You're the one who started it by soaking your knickers in Brut.Musk-twat.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:28,
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i thought you meant champagne for a minutei was outraged at the implied wastage
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:29,
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So Swipe smells of Hennery Coopah?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:29,
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yup, her fanny smells like an 8 month dead pensioner.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:31,
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I've a rare LP by Dutch freakbeat-meisters the Q65 at home.In my house.
So technically I have some Dutch house music that I don't hate one bit. SO FUCKING NERR.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:24,
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If they were, I would stop anonymously posting you those dog poos.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:27,
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Then maybe I've got your address wrong.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:33,
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Queen's Greatest Hits is the only album you really need, eh?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:33,
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The best beatles album is their greatest hits.It's just got everything you need in it.
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Whitney Houstons Greatest Hits. LEAVE WHITNEY ALONE! YOU'RE KILLI.....
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I was once deported from der Nederlandsfor taking a little piece of Amsterdam.
Humourless cunts.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:29,
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Obviously I don't have a clue what it used to be like and I shall take your word for it.But when I went in December it was shit, everything was closed by 1am.
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There are clubs and bars open later. Not alot of them necessarily in the red light. I'm just too old for it Baz. It knackers me out.
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Only if you go to the shit, wanky, horribly touristy areas.And that's true of any city that encourages tourism.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:59,
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Better cities are ones that discourage visitors, like Glasgow , Macclesfield and Fallujah(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 17:02,
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That's a bit harsh.There are some lovely parts of Fallujah.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 17:11,
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You need to get out of the red light and tourist bitsand off to where the students and the locals hang out. If I wasn't perpetually off my fucking box every time I've been there I'd tell you where. But the centre is mostly fucking horrible and the red light is just soul destroying.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 17:05,
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Outtasight.That song is now ruined for me. Thanks A LOT.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:35,
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Oh. Oh right.Share the misery, Mr Generous.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:40,
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:30,
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I SAID A RINGA RANGA DONG FOR A HOLLEE-DAY(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:33,
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I'm a huge fan of 2Unlimited.Oh wait. No I'm not.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 17:03,
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It's got a certain je ne sais quoi.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 17:08,
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Oh, 9/10.Would have got the full 10 if you'd used the right word for prick in the context of the sentence. Try "bite"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 17:13,
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it means prick as in needle pricking or stingnot prick as in an insult.
I'm only trying to help you to better yourself, Quints.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 17:18,
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well its not fucken workingprick like a needle still means the same as prick like your a pricks, thats where the insult comes from, i'm gonna prick you with my cock cos your a prick
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No, it doesn't, but by all means knock yourself outand try that as an insult on a Frenchman.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 17:25,
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i'm sure they'll understand the conterxtgod i ahte you even more than stunned hates me, so much i don't think i'll sleep now for a week
i hope that when yuor leaving ashop through the door some bullets hit you in tha face or whatever it was he said to me
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dude ... it's the french.Even if you get the words and the context and the pronounciation entirely correct they'll ignore you because you put a tiny space in at the wrong time.
But I'll be certain to keep you updated on any bullets-in-the-face action.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 17:33,
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Great news everyone.She got the flowers and is over the moon. I'm happy.
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