I have just jizzed on your weekend pillow!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 23:39, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 23:40, Reply)

I'd have been quite happy with a chocolate mint.
You really are spoiling me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 23:40, Reply)

Monsieur, whizz zis spernk, ewe are really spoiling uzz.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 23:41, Reply)

I did an AIDS spunk on your chocolates.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 23:42, Reply)

Icing the log.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 23:44, Reply)

All your spunks are AIDS infected.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 23:44, Reply)

All your AIDS are belong to us.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 23:47, Reply)

Kiss kiss
Bang bang
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 23:50, Reply)

You are the amBADASSador.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 23:43, Reply)

Like, rilly spoiling my fanny.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 23:44, Reply)

You took this literally from my fingertips

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 23:44, Reply)

Isn't that a Meatloaf lyric?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 23:45, Reply)

Shot throooooough the heart

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 23:47, Reply)

A cock in the arse and you're to blame 'cos you give love a bad name.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 23:47, Reply)

You give love, a bad name.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 23:48, Reply)

That ain't Meatloaf. Bon Jovi.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 23:48, Reply)

Union been on strike, innit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 23:50, Reply)

Pfft I know
I'll do anything for love but correctly quote lyrics
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 23:50, Reply)

Take me to bed now or lose me for evah!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 23:51, Reply)

*mavericks*

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 23:51, Reply)

*smuggles*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 23:53, Reply)

*thinks about a rewatch of Top Gun*

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 23:54, Reply)

Gets popcorn
You Zooey minx
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 23:54, Reply)

You feel the need the need for
Speed, Coke, Pills, LSD, Crack.......
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 23:56, Reply)

And that's just to get through the bits of the film
that have Kelly McGillis in them
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 23:59, Reply)

Goodness gracious.
Great balls of fire!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:00, Reply)

*Decides Amberl must be a gay man*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 23:55, Reply)

Wasn't it evident?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 23:56, Reply)

*pops head round door*
least convincing bloke ever
*buggers off to bed*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 23:58, Reply)

You out to play on Saturday?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 23:58, Reply)

no mate, sorry
big family bash
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:21, Reply)

Never mind.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:21, Reply)

She is Zooey Deschannel
HAWT!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 23:56, Reply)

I think there is a reference I'm missing here
but take Jeff's word for it, I'm clearly a gay man ref: Top Gun
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:06, Reply)

You stink.
Top Gun ref
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:12, Reply)

You massive gaylord
also a Top Gun ref.

And unsurprisingly, an autocomplete
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:16, Reply)

Oooh, check out Amberl.
She's too close for missiles and she's switching to guns.

In other news, Stunned has bogies all over him.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:17, Reply)

Wipes beak.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:20, Reply)

Best written French accent evah!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 23:43, Reply)

Gid moaning.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 23:44, Reply)

Nicole.
Papa.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 23:44, Reply)

I am faggot excited 'bout Saturday!!!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 23:46, Reply)

I'm not.
I remember how fucking rough I was on the Sunday after my last visit to see 'Team Danger'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 23:55, Reply)

I'm hurt by your trepidation.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 23:58, Reply)

Well I won't be going so large lunchtime this weekend.
And I intend eating.

It'll be mint.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 23:59, Reply)

Mint?
Mojitos?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:01, Reply)

Mint is good.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:05, Reply)

Not to boast here.
But I make the best mojitos.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:17, Reply)

Dream on, my friend.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:20, Reply)

Fresh limes, home-made sugar syrup, and just for a bit of a difference, frozen birch sap for the ice.
Oh my.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:23, Reply)

A mojito was my downfall at New Year...
It made me fall down.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:27, Reply)

Mojitos, if properly handled, are the very tool of the devil.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:34, Reply)

I had drank a few beers
several glasses of wine and a couple of champagnes by that point. Going outside for a smoke seemed a good idea, but trying to re-enter the flat my legs refused to cooperate and I collapsed in a heap. CQ had to help me back up the stairs.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:36, Reply)

Hahaha...
*Wine meet monitor*
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:44, Reply)

We went to Edinburgh the next day...
8 hours on the piss... I got home, and again went downstairs for a smoke. At which point my legs decided they would delegate the task of descending the stairs to my arse.

Ouch.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 1:04, Reply)

I'm praying you get a new job DG
The cider boat followed by Christmas Steps in Bristol = LOLs for all (bar you).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 1:10, Reply)

It's not a normal occurrence Jeff.
I think I was just ready for a bit of a blowout that weekend, but went a bit too far.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 1:23, Reply)

Think of the fun you could have at Christmas Steps!
www.bbc.co.uk/bristol/content/articles/2004/07/12/christmas_steps_feature.shtml
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 1:28, Reply)

HIV?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 23:41, Reply)