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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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could everybody just levae me a lone today?
i'm in considerable pain and i don't want any trouble
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:04, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Physical pain or mental torture?

(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:05, Reply)
both

(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:06, Reply)
He's pining for Sasha

(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:06, Reply)
oh no i mean she did text me last night but i was with my girlfriend
sasha is so yesterday
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:07, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is easily the best news I have heard this morning. Awesome.
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:06, Reply)
thats out of order, i wouldn't wish physical pain and mental torture on my worst anyme

(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:07, Reply)
Soz.
I obviously wouldn't wish pain on you. That would be harsh. I'm just celebrating the fact that fate has dealt you some pain.
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:12, Reply)
thats still not the nicest thing you could do, i don't think its called for in this situation cos i actually thought we was budz

(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:14, Reply)
Yeah. I was just stringing you along in case I needed a scapegoat for a murder or somebody to eat in the case of a plane crash in a remote area.
Soz.
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:17, Reply)
oh ok, i do like to be useful
let me know if you need prints, a stove etc
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:19, Reply)
Cool. Cheers. Cool.

(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:20, Reply)
you totally wished me being shot in the face yesterday.
I'm going out on a limb and suggesting here that maybe that would hurt?

And, I mean, if I am actually your worst enemy, y'know, score, but I'd hope there would be real people that upset you more than some pixels.
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:21, Reply)
hey wait a minute waht whoa?
i never said that at all you complete liar making me out to be some sorta psycho

i said thats waht stunned said to me thats all, id on't wish you any harm at all, i don't even dislike you really i just like to pretend

YOU FUCKEN PRICKNAMED SHITCUNT
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:28, Reply)
phew. glad we cleared that up
so why are you in pain, anyway?
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:31, Reply)
you don't even want to know prickname, you don't even want to know

(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:32, Reply)
Did Sasha run out of lube again?

(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:06, Reply)
no, i would enjoy that
i'm into pegging and enjoy receiving bumsex from larger women, thats why
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:07, Reply)
Haha, here, get this for a medical invention. You know how you can get colonoscopies where they can take biopsises.
Well, how's this for an idea, an attachment for a colonoscopy where you go up the bioposy tunnel thing, and when it gets to the end, there is an electronic magnet that they can switch on'n'off. That way, they could use it to remove metal objects from one's rectum and you won't have to buy a whole box set of Blood Angel Space Marines again.
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:18, Reply)
hahahahahaaha!
WAHT
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:19, Reply)
Sometimes I read something, have a conversation in my head which never happens out loud, and then I reply to that instead... it went like this...
/ac

You: I R IN LOTS OV PAIN
Me: Did she try inserting something up your bum and lose it?
Me: I wonder what happens if you lose something up there..
Me: Oh... they could do....
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:24, Reply)
man. that's epic even for you, mate.

(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:22, Reply)
Oh man, just to make it worst, I just copy'n'pasted it to my doctor friend who I quite like.
followed by "On a completely unrelated note: Did you have a good Valantine's day?* we still on for sunday?"

=/

I edited out the whole Blood Angel Space Marine bit, so I guess that's a little saving grace.

* I haven't established her relationship status yet.
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:27, Reply)
They are made of lead though
Sorry to piss on your cornflakes
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:24, Reply)
Still magnettic aren't they?

(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:27, Reply)
Not unless they also contain iron

(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:30, Reply)
They're diamagnetic.
So ... no.
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:32, Reply)
i think you just lost this arguemtn by being A) Pedantic and B) a collector of warhammer

(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:29, Reply)
Amazingly, I could actually remember this from being 12

(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:30, Reply)
yeah and i bet your still a virgin

(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:32, Reply)
Of course I am
My children were conceived using turkey basters and a German electrician
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:33, Reply)
i bet he was more of a man than you'll ever be

(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:33, Reply)
i'm sorry sportscow i don't know why i'm being like this with you i really don't
i'm sorry, make it up toy uo soon xxx
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:34, Reply)
WARHAMMER IS NOT A TOY

(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:34, Reply)
where did that come from????????????

(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:35, Reply)
You said toy
I was simply being a bit thilly
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:36, Reply)
waht does thilly mean?

(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:38, Reply)
Well I was born a woman

(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:34, Reply)
i wanna hug, lets hug

(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:34, Reply)
Lets get some hug on

(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:36, Reply)
nummynummynummynum

(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:38, Reply)
and also C) RIGHT, ON THE INTERNET
never a good move.
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:31, Reply)

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