Alt: I was leered at by Boy George in Camden Sainsbury's about 15 years ago.
Proper leered at. Looked me up and down and pouted in an uber-bent way. Of course I was instantly aroused.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:35, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

He is one odd looking dude

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:36, Reply)

He was imagining what you'd look like being whipped with a bike chain.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:36, Reply)

He didn't have to imagine for long, let me tell you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:37, Reply)

+chained to a radiator

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:37, Reply)

Whilst saying....
'Do I really want to hurt him, do I really want to make him cry?'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:58, Reply)

was by
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:37, Reply)

*looks around for Monty's post*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:38, Reply)

You keep your grubby northern hands off my mail, sunshine.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:43, Reply)

I know you love your male in the morning

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:44, Reply)

Opens it by sliding a finger under the flap.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:45, Reply)

Comes once a day too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:46, Reply)

This would be great if you were 20 years old.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:59, Reply)

as in, now, telling the story.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:59, Reply)

Not you being 20 years old when he leared at you.
You being 20 years old now, saying 15 years ago it happened, so you were only 5.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:59, Reply)

This requires further detailed explanation to avoid any misapprehension.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:02, Reply)

Well, the thing is, if Monty was 20 years old, saying 15 years ago he got leared at by Boy George, then that would make him 5 years old.
Boy George, who is a pedofile, would then be learing at a 5 year old boy version of monty. This is creepeir than if he was learing at 20 year old monty.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:09, Reply)

Are you confusing Boy George with Gary Glitter?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:22, Reply)