I've had 100000 catalogues printed containing several errors I should have spotted and corrected.
In my defence whilst battling toward the print deadline I was heroically ignoring tonsilitis to get the job done, and as a result ended up in hospital with a peritonsillar abscess.

My reward for this act of professional selflessness: a massive fucking bollocking. I love my employer so much. He's just GREAT.

Alt: macaroni cheese. I is well povvo innit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:04, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Were they lolsome errors?
Heinz Tomato soup today. I forgot bread. Cock
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:05, Reply)

cock soup

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:06, Reply)

All 57 varieties

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:07, Reply)

Oh man I've just remembered a classic.
On a photoshoot once, the stylist was pissing about and wrote on the spines of some folders being used as a prop. Things such as ‘child porn’, ‘lawsuits’ etc. The picture was going to be v small so no-one would see, it would look just like generic writing.

EXCEPT that a visually-impaired old cunt of a customer must have been looking at the thing with a magnifying glass and saw the lollish headings. She was far from amused.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:19, Reply)

Have you heard about the kids magazine with the naked bloke in it?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:21, Reply)

How does it smell?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:22, Reply)

www.stylist.co.uk/home/french-fashion-chain-in-naked-blunder
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:25, Reply)

Ahahaha oh dear.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:29, Reply)

Hahaha!
We ended up with live code out on site that popped up "LEEDS IS SHIT"

The main issue was it was Leeds that reported it. Oops
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:23, Reply)

Best of all the abscesses

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:10, Reply)

You love the anal abcess the best
Abcess makes the fart grow stronger
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:16, Reply)

Please leave the internet immediately for a minimum of 3 months.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:17, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:24, Reply)

We'd been given approval from one customer to go ahead and print 75,000 letters
It was only when I was setting up the merge I noticed something unusual on there, spoke to my manager, he thought it was nothing, but checked anyway. Turns out it had been a mistake, and whilst we'd have got off scot-free, it made us look great to the customer.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:21, Reply)

AMAZING

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:22, Reply)

'Cool', but also 'story' and 'bro'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:24, Reply)

b3ta.turb0t.net/questions/offtopic/post1532123
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:27, Reply)

Cool link bro.


Come to the Capt Kidd though Nakky-noo. You've no excuse.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:30, Reply)

No can do I afraid I'm in Scrutland

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:17, Reply)