I punch on sight (or on hearing, I suppose) when the word banter is used.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:50, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

This annoys me a lot, as does "jokes"

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:53, Reply)

I actually heard in a smoking area a few months ago;
"No fuck off, I'm the banter queen" without any sense of irony, when a girl responded to her mate saying she wasn't funny or something. There are no words.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:55, Reply)

Oh there are words.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:59, Reply)

What words?
I can't actually think of a proper response apart from spitting in her face.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:09, Reply)

'Expeliamus', said in high, gay voice, whilst spidermanning her.

SORRY, 'SPIDER-MANNING'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:13, Reply)

Well done.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:14, Reply)

Actual laugh.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:18, Reply)

We've all learnt something today on off topic

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:25, Reply)

"Chat" does this to me
*shudder*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:54, Reply)

dude, that chat we had last night was proper jokes lol.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:55, Reply)

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(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:58, Reply)

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(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:59, Reply)

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( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:59, Reply)

this is literelly why i am the best poster here

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:00, Reply)

I DON'T FUCKEN THINK SO SUNSHINE.
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( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:16, Reply)

Coow beans, yeah?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:33, Reply)

Oh christ yes, I imagine it got recently used a bit in football magazines/papers.
Banter is when you joke with a friend, anyone who has to defend themselves to the point of calling it 'banter' ovbously has taken it way beyond that point and is actually being a cunt. No halm in being a cunt, but at least have the balls to admit it rather than going through this wishy-washy "banter" bullshit.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:12, Reply)