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The word 'serviette' makes me feel physically sick.Do you have a similar mental problem which means you shouldn't be allowed near children or the internet?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:43,
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I think there are other reasons why you shouldn't be allowed near childrenbut we won't go into them here...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:46,
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I don't like the texture of wet lolly pop sticks.or any wet wood really.
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Yes. Although mine was also insinuating that you're a homosexual bumlord.This is because your post implies you dislike handling wet wood, rather than merely possessing it.
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Kroney, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:50,
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good job you don't get your wood wet very often then, i'd say.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:48,
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i delete things and annoy people to show how little i care about words on the internet, so i should be banned from it for the good of my blood pressure?in other news, i have a real hatred of suitcases on the tube. they get in the way.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:47,
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I don't get the tube any more. It winds me up too much. I walk or Boris bike.
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Boris is a starAnyone with a name and haircut like his, AND being a member of the Bullingdon Club is OK with me.
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I like him a lot.Hang on...
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:58,
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As a Mayor he makes a great presenter of Have I Got News For You.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:59,
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i like to walk the 7 miles or so homebut it's been too fucking cold since november. hurry up spring.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:01,
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You two are clearly made for one another.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:51,
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You'd have loved me when I was twelve then.Heading to and from school for the holidays, I often had to negotiate the tube between Kings Cross and Heathrow, clutching two massive suitcases, two weekend bags, and a 'I'm very grown up, honest' handbag.
I think it's where I perfected my Death Glare.
My youngest granddaughter is almost 15, and I couldn't imagine her managing the Underground on her own. I'm surprised anyone let me do it at 12.
Times were simpler then. And paedos didn't like fat kids.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:52,
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Everyone loved you when you were twelve.This explains your cavernous bucket fanny.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:59,
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Remember to stalk their profiles to keep track of what they're whining about one another though.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:58,
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if i were youif takes the subjunctive, mm-kay?
improving quentin, one post at a time.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:02,
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people who fuck geriatrics shouldn't cast stones(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:12,
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"Nah mate, I usually only go for over 85's, more chance of double incontinence" *sleazy wink*(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:15,
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it must get lonely up on his pedestal sometimes(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:18,
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I punch on sight (or on hearing, I suppose) when the word banter is used.(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:50, Reply)
I actually heard in a smoking area a few months ago;"No fuck off, I'm the banter queen" without any sense of irony, when a girl responded to her mate saying she wasn't funny or something. There are no words.
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What words? I can't actually think of a proper response apart from spitting in her face.
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'Expeliamus', said in high, gay voice, whilst spidermanning her.SORRY, 'SPIDER-MANNING'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:13,
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We've all learnt something today on off topic(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:25,
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I DON'T FUCKEN THINK SO SUNSHINE.www.google.co.uk/products/catalog?hl=en&cp=13&gs_id=x&xhr=t&q=tennis+girl+poster&gs_upl=&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.,cf.osb&biw=1350&bih=872&wrapid=tljp1329326149557010&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=shop&cid=17527277471167313125&sa=X&ei=SOg7T8nzKcXV8QPl68jfCg&sqi=2&ved=0CFAQ8wIwAQ#
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:16,
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Oh christ yes, I imagine it got recently used a bit in football magazines/papers. Banter is when you joke with a friend, anyone who has to defend themselves to the point of calling it 'banter' ovbously has taken it way beyond that point and is actually being a cunt. No halm in being a cunt, but at least have the balls to admit it rather than going through this wishy-washy "banter" bullshit.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:12,
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I have never suffered from any mental problems.Soz.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:51,
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HAHAHAHAHI just fucken deleted my post up there that didn't have any replies! UP YOURS INTYERNET!
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Moistit practically invites overenunciating in a horrible damp sort of way. Mooooiiiiissssssstttt. Eurgh.
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my gay mate hates that wordhe says it reminds him of clunge. which he hates.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:00,
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Gungy clunge*shudders*
EDIT - also, you need to check your phone more.
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it's broken!about 100 texts just came through at once but nothing from you :(((
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:07,
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Well I only sent twobut I DEMAND VALIDATION! And will therefore resend.
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You know my feelings about that ghastly bumlord.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:17,
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he's been particularly bad this weekwell, good in that i have barely heard from him.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:19,
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It's so quiet in here.Hold me Bobby
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:24,
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It's spelled 'boaby'www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=boaby
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:25,
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Hey, if you're willing to hold it you can call it what you like.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:26,
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"Self-aggrandising" is such a clunky, awkward word that seeing or hearing it makes me irrationally angry.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:26,
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Coow beans mate, coow beans!(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:33,
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Now that's just fucking odd.My old boss used to say 'cool whip!' - she is American though.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:45,
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how the fuck often does that come up in conversation?I mean, jesus christ, I'm no fan of "squamous" but since it hardly ever comes into conversation, I pretty much deal with it.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:40,
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I have to confess, I reckon I use it about once a month.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:45,
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you shuddering cuntOK, but seriously, even once a month, how in the name of christ can you get angry at something that you have to hear once a month? That's like getting irrationally angry at a full moon.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:48,
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It doesn't.I usually come across it in print or some other media.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:50,
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If you find that in print more than once a month, I suggest you stop reading stuff written by awful wankers.Soz Monts.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:55,
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you love the sausage. Don't lie, mumpers.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:41,
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it's such a dirty word.sausage
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:53,
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Can anyone recommend a good book for me to read on holiday?I need to be able to buy it tonight from normal bookshops, I don't want to buy one from the airport.
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The Book Of Where To Find A Bookshop That Stays Open After 6pm.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:52,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incompetence_(book)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat_(novel)
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:55,
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K-PAX trillogy.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:03,
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1Q84 is pretty goodnot Murakami's best book but not bad at all
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:16,
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Ok, here we go, I've had a bit of a think.- 'Random' in the context of unusual. "OMG THATS SO RANDOM, TEE HEE" or "ALL THESE RANDOM THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME, LOL". Fucking dozy bint, just because they can't work out the perfectly logical train of thought or sequance of events that has lead up to that point, it doens't mean it is random. There are plenty of better words to use than Random. It's something dozy bint teenagers use.
- Crettin - Because the only people who use it, without a hint of irony, are smug cunts, the sort of twats who read books just to say they're reading that book.
- 'Whatever' as a responce to someone not getting their own way, it's the ultimate "fuck you", it says "Fine, it'll be whatever you want it to be, and the situation is below me to attempt to understand or change it". Or as is usally the case, both parties aren't happy with it, it's putting the complete blame souly on the person who they're saying 'whatever' too. I would honestly prefer to be told to fuck off, at least it's honest and cuts the conversation short ready to be picked up another time. It is _only_ acceptable mid-sentance, where it is just any old word then. When it is an entire sentance, it's loaded with such subtext, and whats worst, if you bring someone up on it, then you're in the wrong ! What the hell ? How does that happen? Talk about spitting in someone's face and being supprised when they get back at you. I've ended/paused friendships over this.
- The name Nataly, Nataley, [the lengthened version of 'nats'] - It's harder to spell than chials.
- Mutrally Inclusive vs Mutrally Inexclusive vs Mutrally Exclusive..... I'd have 3 more microsoft qualifications than I currently have if I could work out what they ment at the time. True Story
- Anything that graphicly depicts eyeballs.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:01,
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Whatever.(OMG I'M ONLY JOKING GONZ.)
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:04,
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It's all about the context.It's one of those words, in the right context, sends me mental.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:08,
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People on the internetMake me vomit blood.
I'm allowed near children though.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:05,
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Anyone over the age of five using the word "tummy".(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:05,
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Here's the thing, I never know what to say about that, I mean, I could say "I have an [could be any internal organ between the ephosical sphyincter to the anus on a vertical level within my torso, including and not limited too, my kidneys, liver, colon, large intestine, small intestine, mussels, fat... the pain is not localised to a specific point or is wondering]'s pain receptors are triggering, most likely due to an increased inflamation, exasporated by an increase in internal build up of gasses and solids." but it doesn't quite roll off the tounge.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:12,
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You could say stomach, though, right? As a kind of a catch-all.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:15,
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That's actually what I go for, but it always feels wrong to say that. It's rarely my actual stomach where the pain is.I mean, say you could click a finger and the pain would stop on whatever word you say, but only one, you'd waste it by saying 'stomach'.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:17,
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I thought tummy was another word for stomach?(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:18,
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I count the 'tummy' from the bottom of the moobs/tits to just under the over-hanging belly.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:21,
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You could always indicate upper, middle or lower abdomin(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:20,
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To clinical when talking to someone non-medical.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:21,
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if a cunt don't know what an abdomin is, then they aint worth bothering with(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:23,
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They'll know what it is, but they'll also know what a colon and intestine is. Both are too clinical.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:25,
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^thissaying they need to go to the little boys/girls room makes them sound like a paedophile also
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:15,
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Especially when uttered by an adult who wears items of clothing with Winnie the Pooh on them.I have seen this and wanted to kill them to put them out of their misery.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:19,
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I don't know how you resisteddid you finish the Murakami btw?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:51,
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Still reading it, have been snowed under with work(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:37,
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Despite all the times I've asked to use a toilet, asked where a toilet is, or had to excuse myself...I don't think I've ever used "little boy's room". It's the most pathetic word. I get "little girl's room" because it could mean make-up, but the whole idea is to not put into someone's head that you are about to pee, shit [and/or] fart... and there is nothing you can do in a "little boy's room" appart from do that.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:20,
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It makes me cry angry tearsTo hear an educated person use the phrase "at the end of the day"
I don't mind thick people saying it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:12,
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with you on that onealthough napkin is not much better
I may kill the next person I see mispell the word definitely and then let the spellcheck change it to defiantly
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:43,
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i don't mind it misspeltjust when people have obviously just clicked whatever came first on the spellchecker.
today me and my colleague wrote ranty things on the whiteboard that we always say when marking, so the students know what to avoid/to do in their next project
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:47,
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What's the percentage of pupils who don't go on to be dolescum/ stack shelves?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:51,
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Yeah, how many go on to be drug dealers?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:52,
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they tend not totell us that on an leaver questionnaire
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:56,
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lying cunts, what a disgrace.what the hell are you teaching them?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:01,
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welllast week we convinced them that Robocop was based on real life. So in many ways we are teaching them that adults in positions of power are often trolling cunts
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:03,
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wait, robocop isn't based on a true story?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:09,
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uh, it's definitely based on the storyof peter weller, the first man to have his brain inserted into a robot body after he died
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:12,
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thank fuck for that!I like the tales of connor macleod
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:14,
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most go to unibut yeah, if you're doing art subjects you end up doing shit jobs on the way to your real one - this is my 23rd job. I've worked in a lot of shops and temped in lots of offices
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:53,
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I don't see how taking photographs badly or otherwise will lead to gainful employment for the high majority of those kidsYeah there'll be a few who end up shooting weddings or for razzle, but it must be fairly dispiriting to know that it's all really just a waste of time. They should be levelling up their orc's on WOW instead.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:57,
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yeah, lets just but make all the kids study shelf staking, admin and call centre, that's all they're good for
wah wah wah
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:01,
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