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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I do indeed. Your mum's lightly steaming beef curtains.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:51,
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pretty sure her curtains are linen, she don't work in an abbatoir or owtand i bet you'd love a gaelic (gay lick)
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Maybe so, but her pissflaps reek like a plague pitand her face resembles a pustule-incrusted chimpanzee scrotum. And she's thick as shit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:59,
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you seem to be angry at my mother, has she rejected you in some way?you know, like your own mother did?
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She* gave me the clap, the filthy bitch.*by which I mean your mum, not mine.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:07,
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yeah, your own mum just turned you into an effeminate girly man with her hatered of real men.Morning Monts
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:10,
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your mum gave me the clap once tooa whole fucken round of applause it was, for filling that gaping maw between her legs with a concrete bollard
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Clap mate? It's a fucking round of applause.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:15,
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