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I don't understand the concept of bagelsI mean they're rolls with a hole in the middle, your paying more to get less
What don't you understand?
Alt I saw the london news thius morning on bbc1, and it was presented by a fairly attractive brown haired girl in her early 20s, and the traffic was given by a fairly attractive blonde in her early twentiesd. When did we become so stupiod we'd only watch the news if attractive peoiple presebted it?
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I don't understand why people would buy bagels anyway, I just find them very heavy on the palate, don't enjoy them at allAlt: I'd guess not long after This woman debuted.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 8:40,
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i think you might have a point on the kaplinsky effect, but there were attractive news ladies before thatmary nightingale for one
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Bagels are shitI don't understand the deleting bollocks taht's going on.
Alt: She was a munter who looked like she hadn't showered in a few days
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 8:42,
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think you might be thinking of someone else, cos the girl i saw looked all nicely presentedi don't think you need to understand it, jsut enjoy the furore
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I don't understand the concept of Quentin Oftiweak(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 8:45,
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This makes more sense.But I know that Chompy has fine, pianist type fingers, and Quentin's posts look like they have been typed by sausage fingers.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 8:52,
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I dunno Nakers, but it will be a piss poor day if it is only me and you.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:04,
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I have the morning off*yawns*
*stretches*
*lazywanks*
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:04,
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This actually sounds like a lot of work.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:06,
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go on... nearly there...(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:33,
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I wishIf I'd had a lie in I wouldn't have been affected by the fact I couldn't get hot water this morning, as the pump in the basement was playing up.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:06,
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Did you forget to feed the pit pony again?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:08,
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No, due to the large house, we have a pump to make sure we can get equal pressure throughoutThis morning it was playing up
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:09,
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Strangely enough I will only pay attention to the news if it's presented by a man with a trustworthy faceif a woman tries to tell me something I immediately assume she's talking bollocks as women are too stupid to understand complex situations, such as the problems in Syria.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:08,
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It was fucking amazing.Though what I heard of the Dillinger Escape Plan was utter shite.
I thought that was one of the best gigs I've been to in quite a while, I loved that they didn't talk between songs, or even really stop it was just song after song after song.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:10,
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It was, although I got far too intimate with some very sweaty men down thye frontDEP's music is just a bit mental and pretty hard to listen to. I enjoyed Red Fang as well as I've never heard them before.
What was that sing along at the end about?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:13,
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It's off their new album, it's quite a funny song, but it was written with the intention that after pummellingthe crowd for 90 minutes, they could all have a nice sing along with people waving their hands. I thought it worked quite well.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:18,
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It was a very friendly and polite crowd I thought(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:19,
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Yeah me too.There was one small shoving incident in front of me, but it stopped as soon as it started and even the very tall man in front of me moved out of the way after a couple of songs.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:20,
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i agreei would rather a weary eyed old man told me the world was going to hell in a handbasket as he stroked my hair lovingly instead of some silly girl
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BREAKING NEWSTRICKY TALKED TO A COUPLE OF GIRLS LAST NIGHT, LIKE FOR TWO WHOLE SENTENCES, ALSO HE HAD SOME COFFE AND PUT CONDITIONER ON HIS PUBES
it took him 15 minutes to tell me this story
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album by Massive Attack.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:23,
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I think it's what goes underneath the icing but above the cake(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:23,
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Stupid Nakers has confused two Bristol based Trip-Hop acts.(
Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:18,
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Tricky wrote a fair amount of the songs for Massive Attack, particularly the early stuffand is pretty much considered a member of the band, so maybe not.
Or maybe he has, I dunno.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:21,
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online opinion is correct.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:33,
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That's what she said.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:48,
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Well, he's never really got over his mum's suicide, poor chap.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:20,
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I don't understand the popularity of reality TVOr lack-of-talent shows. Even amongst supposedly intelligent people.
I don't understand large parts of quantum theory either.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:16,
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quantum theory is easy, basically everything from the size of an atom down exists in its own paralel universe of physics which don't apply in the physical world that we seeno probs, here to help
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very kind of you.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:22,
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don't worry, I haven't forgotten.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:29,
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i hope you've got it printed on an item of bent clothing as a reminder(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:29, Reply)
You're just being thick. Quantum theory isn't difficult, it's merely the idea of things having discrete energy levels rather than it being possible to have any energy level at all.
You might be confusing quantum theory with something more difficult like string theory, or multiple dimensions. Or adding up.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:20,
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or the members of Massive Attack, apparently?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:23,
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That's the basic part of it, yeah.It goes into considerably more depth than that.
Also, it was a joke.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:22,
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You know what else is a joke?My friend Jimmy Hill's chin.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:23,
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yes, Al.Of course.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:24,
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I haven't the faintest idea what humnor is.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:27,
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yes, of course you were.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:29,
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even I've completely lost what on earth you're talking about now.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:35,
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i'm comparing you to characters i can think of who don't understand human emotion or the concept of humouryou fucken Dalek prick
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Oh good, I'm glad that's cleared up.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:40,
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you don't even understand the concept of glad, your a fucken machine(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:46, Reply)
so many women have told me.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:48,
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I don't understand electricityI cannot get my brain to figure it out
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All news should be presented by attractive ladies. Lady newsreaders give me the FACKIN 'ORN
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:22,
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little electon pixies.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:25,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derek_and_Clive
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:45,
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alright quinten splain electricity to you;the earth's the massive magnet right? and magnets create these fields yeah?
and these fields rights, the like do shit right, and cos of them big sparks happen and the earth right makes these electics right?
and also power plants do it too
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thats counter intuitive and completely wrongwind farms create teh wind tahts used to cool power stations
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I find this hard to say Quints, but you may be brighter than you let on.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:33,
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Nononon, fuck that shit, FUCK THAT SHIT, this is why I want to fucking firebomb the family car of the CEO of "New York Bagel Company".They're not fucking bagels, they're generic bread with a hole. NYBC started this shit, but the supermarkets and McDonalds have picked up on it. It's a fucking insult to my culture, a bagel is so much more than a generic bread with a hole. Them calling it bagels is like calling a McDoanlds burger pattie a fillet steak.
A true bagel, that's buy-gul by the way, not bay-gal, has
- a crispy shell
- Can be eaten and enjoyed fresh out of the oven without any conidments, OR, within 6-24 hours without toasting, or 24-48h with toasting. Any longer than that, and it's only good for the bin. It is NOT a long-life dish.
- Sometimes they're square shape, as when they've expanded in the tray touching each other, they kindda stick, which pushes them down on 4 sides. When you rip them off from the bundle, you get little bits stuck on the edge that makes then crunchy.
A true bagel is fucking lush, it's in the top 3 breads in the world in my book. What you get in most supermarkets though, is NOT a bagel.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:26,
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I love proper bagels with salt beef and mustard.I hate shitty supermarket bagels.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:31,
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I'm going to go to Brick Laneand get a salt beef bagel with mustard and gherkins for my lunch today.
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wanderlust, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:33,
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I'm thinking about going there nowI don't think I can wait until lunchtime. I'll think of you the whole time xxxxxx
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wanderlust, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:47,
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I was totally jealous for a minutebut then I remembered that you have to let Monty put his willy inside you and I think I got the better deal.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:53,
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The fact that you choose to do it doesn't make you any better, Al.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:56,
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Try out this Chrain stuff, trust me, that's proper good.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:45,
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Oh god yes, one of my favorite sandwiches, espesh with the pickles.Next time you go for it though, or next time you're in the supermarket (and they all sale this), pick up some "Chrain" (the CH is that back of the throat sound). It's a dark red condiment made using beatroot and horseradish, and it's fucking perfect with salt-beef and generic red-meats.
You know what, I might do a jewish dinner party when you get back, I'll do...
- Lockshan pudding (bread'n'butter pudding only using angel-hair pasta)
- Chicken Soup with Kanadlach and Lockshan (motza balls and angel-hair pasta)
- Bagels from a real bageloloigist.
- My own Salt Beef and pickles.
- Potato Ludkas in Pudding Form (think of a huge Hash Brown).
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:40,
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I thought that was chicken fat?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:59,
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Chicken, goose, pork fat...All delicious with pickles on ryebrot with beer.
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Ohh, I've never had that before like that.It's definiatly not pork-fat, I thought it was chicken fat but it could be poultry fat, and it's used for frying things isn't it?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:09,
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It's primarily eaten at room temperature on bread.I should have made it clear that pork schmalz is a more modern thing that Germans tend to have, not a Jewish heritage dish.
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Well, modern Germany has inherited quite a lot from the Jews.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:27,
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Ahhh, coolio, like pork schtizel I guess.I've never known it as a kindda butter-replacement, but I guess it would work. I've only known it as something you use for frying stuff.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:34,
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Just as long as you don't serve those fucking fish balls.Those motherfuckers are foul.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:10,
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I love it when you get angry Gonz.Your spelling improves by a whole magnitude.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:36,
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Bagels are OK.What I dion't understand is why I spend so mu8ch time on here, or on Facebook, or generally doing disposable pointless things that I shall never look back on as having had a positive influence on my life.
Alt: not watched the news in ages, I'm guessing it has something to do with people being shallow vacuous cunts.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:35,
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not in a good mood today suze? you on blocks?i assume cos its more interesting than your actual work, which tends to be tedious, and also you can choose who you speak to, whereas people at work are shit and cunts
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So it would seem, although I didn't realise it til I started typing.You do, however speak wisdom, seems to be your day fro it. thing is my job could be more interesting if I put more effort in. I could have spent the last 2 day, legitimately, learning SQL instead of pissing about on here and achieving nothing. You have a point on the people though. it's a shame you're one of these who will never go to bashes or I'd buy you a pint one day.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:40,
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are you askin me out?i ent been here long really and some folks been hostile to me, i wouldn't mind going to a bash at some point, just not for a little while anyhow
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Yes Quint, I am.Some are hostile, but I think most folks have warmed to you. Bashes tend to be more friendly than you'd imagine.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:59,
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It's OK Quint, I'll look after you.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:08,
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Me?I'm harmless and quite dull really.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:28,
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I don't really understand why Sean Penn feels qualified to voice his opinions on the Falklandsor the Islas Malvinas, as he diplomatically insists on referring to them. What on Earth has any of it got to do with him? I can barely bring myself to care about it and I'm arguably some sort of concerned party.
He calls us colonialists as if that's supposed to be some sort of insult. Of course we're fucking colonialists. We have a long and glorious history of marching into some turd of a country inhabited by Sambos and saying "actually, I think you'll find this is ours now, old chap". Before India and the Americas it was Ireland and before that it was France and before that it was Wales. As a people the English have a natural talent for drinking and fighting and to use that as an insult is like having a go at a Downs for being a bit dense.
After all, let us not forget that as a culturally Anglo-Norman people, the first country we invaded was England.
So Sean Penn, kindly do one. Those pointless little sheep-covered rocks are ours. They were entirely uninhabited when we parked up on them and for the Argentinians to claim ownership based on proximity is akin to Italy claiming Corsica. It's bent and a non-argument.
Edit: Bagels are alright, I guess.
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Kroney, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:36,
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I reckon Sean Penn is a homosexual.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:49,
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Brick Lane Beigel Bake's beigels are simply fantastic. Hot salt beef, mustard and pickles.Every other one I've ever had apart from those I had in New York have been chewy, stodgy shit. I bought one on Waterloo Station once which was better suited to being a fucking haemorrhoid cushion than food. Fucking shit, I say. Fucking shit.
I don't understand Gaelic. Or Japanese.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:47,
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I do indeed. Your mum's lightly steaming beef curtains.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:51,
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pretty sure her curtains are linen, she don't work in an abbatoir or owtand i bet you'd love a gaelic (gay lick)
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Maybe so, but her pissflaps reek like a plague pitand her face resembles a pustule-incrusted chimpanzee scrotum. And she's thick as shit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:59,
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you seem to be angry at my mother, has she rejected you in some way?you know, like your own mother did?
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She* gave me the clap, the filthy bitch.*by which I mean your mum, not mine.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:07,
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yeah, your own mum just turned you into an effeminate girly man with her hatered of real men.Morning Monts
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:10,
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your mum gave me the clap once tooa whole fucken round of applause it was, for filling that gaping maw between her legs with a concrete bollard
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Clap mate? It's a fucking round of applause.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:15,
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There is a Burrito place in Victoria Station now.I looked at it but decided to have a kebab when I got home instead.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:54,
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There's a fantastic Mexican place next to Charing Cross station.They do a massive cone of melted and then cooled cheese, served with guacamole - it looks like a traffic cone. That's where I first had a michelada too. They are my new 'thing'.
www.lupita.co.uk/?gclid=CKORuoefoq4CFWIntAodnH8HQQ
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:01,
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I go there for lunch sometimes.Not often, as I am not (yet) a Lolfatty.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:09,
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There is a wicked mexican place just down the road from me, they do proper good ribs.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:14,
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I AM FUCKING HUNGRY.Didn't have any supper last night and now all this talk is giving me the food-horn big time.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:17,
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HAHAyour girlfriend is currently on Brick Lane stuffing hot salt beef into her mouth.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:30,
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I went to Needoo on saturday, it was immense.I drank several ice cold polish lagers.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:37,
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Oh man, there is a burrito place in the market near work and I totally fancy it now.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:15,
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The only good Bagels I've hadhave been in Berlin, New York and Brick Lane. I'm sure there are a lot of Jewish shops more North, but it's a pain to get there.
Anyone ever made bagels?
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Nah.You boil them before baking, right?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:02,
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I think you do, yesThat gives the surface the shiny chewy texture
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:17,
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Seems like it would be worth a puntI've got all the stuff lying around.
You coming on Sat?
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Bagels are nice, it's the texture I like.I just changed a plug.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:16,
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Nope, it had wires to and everythink (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:19,
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New freezer(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:35,
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its a shame you can't rewire your own lifeand reroute your soul, you need grounding
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TrololololololololololololQ be a dear and stop being such a flid.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:20,
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No, I'm bored if you now. You were amusing once, like most one trick ponies. Rant completeD
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:38,
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oh waht? chubby don't wanna play anymore? chubby throw toys out of pram?poor chubby :(
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i tell you what else i don't like, the word 'completed'i mean if its complete it doesn't need the d does it?
i don't mind someone saying 'i completed this task', but 'this task is completed' doesn't sit well with me
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I thought I could smell something.AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:23,
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Tell her it in the 'expeliamus' voice.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:27,
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He's lucky he has friends like us who can help him out with such excellent advice.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:33,
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We'll get quentin laid by that bucket fannied slag if it's the last thing we do!(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:37, Reply)
Buried in a shallow grave in some secluded woodland, where she will be found by dog walkers in a month or two.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:40,
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Does she think your beard gives you a strong appearance?(
Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:43,
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Nah I'm going to be out at the bash.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:43,
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She let him in there after he bought her a lambrini.She's fucking easy.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:43,
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I heard he made her pay for half the Lambrini.The big half.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:45,
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Holy shit, you actually are fucking Rachelswipe aren't you!(
Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:48,
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Actually, comapred with the man she's fuckingit does sound interesting.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:01,
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