I'm guessing this will be a short lived thread but here goes!
My hazelnut latte this morning was pretty nice. Does that count?

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My friend, Mr Paul Daniels. He has had so much shit in his life (leukemia, etc.) but he is always happy

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Now that the "YOUR MUM'S DEAD" posts have stopped, Mr Q can come up with some cracking posts. More of this please
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:33, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

but to be fair
there are lots of dead mums here, and not a lot of superheroes borne from it.

whats all that about?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:36, Reply)

AA wasn't one of them though
You are funnier than that
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:36, Reply)

double negative
Are you suggesting AA is a superhero?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:13, Reply)

Hazelnut Lattes are nom
Thank you for making me think of them. It is also nice to know there is a good Paul Daniels to counteract the evil one.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:39, Reply)

I actually know two
They are both nice chaps
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Excellent news.
this means that on the basis of the available data, and given Paul Daniels I meet has a sixty six point 6 recurring chance of being nice.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:45, Reply)

It does
One of them also loves curries and beer
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:48, Reply)

*adds to database*
lovely.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:55, Reply)