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The Nice ThreadThis is a nice thread for nice people to be nice.
What's the nicest thing you can think of?
Alt: who's the nicest person you know?
AltAlt: say something nice about Quinten, he tries so hard and doesn't get the love he deserves.
There will be penalties for lack of niceness.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:27,
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christ almighty OT, grow a pair.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:29,
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come on now mmps, at least give it a go i liked our talk about crispsdid you see what stunned and agnostic antichrist and mighty badger were saying about me ruining there internet in the last thread?
it made me want to leave for good
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I don't have a problem with you at all Q.Easily the best OTer. Sometimes this part of the internets is too fwuffy wuffy.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:34,
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Why can't there be room for fluffy? (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:35,
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Cause I'm not a furry yiffer.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:41,
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fucking lies. I've seen the squirrel pics.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:41,
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those are taken totally out of context.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:42,
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tell it to the judge, mumpers.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:43,
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It's not a crime if you're in love!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:47,
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Ah, the "Fritzl" defence.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:49,
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serious business, internet.didn't you get the memo?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:38,
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Of prison shoes?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:31,
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it's fun to be nice once in a while, just like it's fun to be nasty.The people it annoys most deserve to be annoyed.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:43,
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It's heartening that you think we don't Mumps.it shows there is still some way to fall.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:55,
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You folks bicker every now and again and take it all far too seriously.Nasty? Fuck no, not by a long shot.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:57,
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Al's plane crashing Alt: God Squad on my degree, superb bloke.
Alt alt: he can stay in character for a very long time. Regardless of how feckless said character is.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:31,
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This is more the kijd of thinkg I had in mind, well done Bobby-Dick.Although it's a bit harsh on Al, who is a Really Lovely Bloke, Really.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:36,
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Al is a prick(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:38,
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a lie in and a cup of teaand then a day on the beach with friends when you all play frisbee in the sea in your clothes then have a bit of a swim. There's probably an evening in the pub afterwards. Oh yeah, and it's a nice day, one of those ones where the sea seems to shimmer with luminescence around 9pm
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:31,
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Wow.Well done Cavey, a gold star for you.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:36,
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I don't have to respond to all the altsit's 'alternative question' not 'supplementary question'
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:41,
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ok i'll be the only one who takes this seriousthe nicest thing i can think of is rachelswipe marrying a handsome doctor with big hands and a puppy.
the nicest perrson i know is my girlfriend, honestly the most decent, honest and caring individual i ever met
altalt i heard he's an incredible lover
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i would say i'm quite a poor liar reallyi don't think anyone believed i really had a helicopter at all
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What?!*drops coffee*
NO FUCKING HELICOPTER?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:36,
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Two gold Stars for you QuintenIf only everyone was as no=ice as you the world would be a better place.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:37,
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I'm guessing this will be a short lived thread but here goes!My hazelnut latte this morning was pretty nice. Does that count?
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My friend, Mr Paul Daniels. He has had so much shit in his life (leukemia, etc.) but he is always happy
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Now that the "YOUR MUM'S DEAD" posts have stopped, Mr Q can come up with some cracking posts. More of this please
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:33,
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but to be fairthere are lots of dead mums here, and not a lot of superheroes borne from it.
whats all that about?
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AA wasn't one of them thoughYou are funnier than that
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:36,
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double negativeAre you suggesting AA is a superhero?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:13,
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Hazelnut Lattes are nomThank you for making me think of them. It is also nice to know there is a good Paul Daniels to counteract the evil one.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:39,
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I actually know twoThey are both nice chaps
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:40,
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Excellent news.this means that on the basis of the available data, and given Paul Daniels I meet has a sixty six point 6 recurring chance of being nice.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:45,
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It doesOne of them also loves curries and beer
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:48,
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The fact that I'm going to become an Uncle for the 5th time in the next week or so (she's due today, but it's her first, so it's likely to be late)Alt: My sister (the one who is about to give birth). She'd do anything for anyone, helps out with charities, runs a youth group in her local church, etc. She's awesome, and she's going to be an amazing mother.
Alt Alt: Sometimes he's funny.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:37,
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Thank you AA.Top positivity there. do you only have the one sister? if so, she's been busy indeed.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:40,
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Of course I was forgetting that brothers can have kids too.Well done to all three.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:46,
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I like how OThas to go through an existential crisis every few months - OH GOD WHAT AM I WHO SHOULD I BE I USED TO BE BETTER BUT WHY
(once again I am continuing the idea that OT is an entity which is talking to itself through the medium of sock puppets in a psychological experiment)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:37,
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I don't think it's a crisisboards just evolve like anything else.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:39,
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not a crisis of the 'it's going to end' kindjust a neurotic questioning of it's existence followed by the purchase of a sports car and then carrying on as usual
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:40,
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People fear change, Cavy.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:41,
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you should continue a very long conversation about it with yourself again(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:41, Reply)
maybe I will(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:43,
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I like this image.not least because I talk to myself and have existential crisies.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:41,
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I think Gloria and Suzi probably should talk it out between them
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:42,
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There is no Suzi.Only Gloria. I think I should change my other name too, I'm open to suggestions.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:47,
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' Open To Suggestions'(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:48,
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Or her.I am in charge now. not so sure about theis 'open to suggestions' lark though sounds a bit slutty.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:10,
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The real turdd wouldn't censor. Faggot(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:43,
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It's almost like you started a thread to tempt me backUnfortunately I am a Nottingham Forest supporter, so my answers go thusly;
Stuart Pearce kicking Steve Cotterill's head very hard into a goal with his body still attached.
Alt: whoever lines up the above.
AltAlt: Quentin is not Steve Cotterill.
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Still angry with you.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:43,
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No you're notYou're angry with AC Milan for being good at football.
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Don't be mean Darth, he's not a well manHe'll collapse quicker than Arsenal's defence.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:56,
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Samuel L Jackson didn't collapse that quickly in UnbreakableWhat's up with Bobby?
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Nothing, I just wanted to shoehorn that in there.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:02,
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Oh good, I'll join in then*picks up stone, ignores glass-built surroundings*
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That was fucking hilariousIs the 2012 team as good as the 2008 team? Two words: four-nil. I particularly like the nil part.
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I believe soGive 'em a honk and see how mug bass there is in the resulting parp-type noise. I believe that's the scientific method of defining massiveness
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I like spurs, what are you talking about?no I'm angry that you don't think rots is nonsensical bullshit.
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Have you seen the Mike Plinkett reviews of the prequels? if you have a spare thirty minutes, watch the first part.NSFW
redlettermedia.com/plinkett/star-wars/star-wars-episode-1-the-phantom-menace/
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Not bad thanks QuentersJust been really busy at work. How's life?
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lemme see, i had a lovely valentines day with the mrs and this weekend were off to the picturesgot any plans?
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Nephew's birthday party and lots of dance practiceGlad to hear you had a good valentines. We totally ignored it, but it was our anniversary four days earlier. Saw Rock of Ages. It was fucking brilliant.
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Nice try DarthBut not really in the spirit of the thread, but we love you none the less
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:48,
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Promises, promises.I'm a bit shit generally due to job insecurity, but this thread is actually cheering me up, I started it as a joke, but people are actually being nice and this is quite nice. it would get annoying if it was constant but it's a nice break from the sniping anf moaning. I miss you.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:59,
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Aww get youb3ta; a force for good. They said it couldn't be done.
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I suspect it can't, in the long run.It would be different if I was in charge. How does one apply to be a mod?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:09,
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Beat up RobOr publicly decry something that geeks detest to gather support for your cause. Women are a good one.
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But I like wimmin.most of the time anyway.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:13,
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Treat 'em mean principlePublicly denounce them as shit and dull whilst covered in Lynx, you'll be beating off fanny with a shitty stick in no time
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Weird as it might seemI don't seem to have much trouble attracting women. Falling for sane ones on the other hand.....
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:24,
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Bloody great, thank you very much for asking sirSaw Cirque de Soleil, had a dance lesson with Marion Welsh, then went to Rock of Ages, followed by sushi. All fantastic.
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I read that as "Bloody great, thank you very much for asking sir
did lots of gay stuff. All fantastic."
But I'm glad you had a good weekend.
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i wasn't saying you were shit, cage however needs gravel in his poohole(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:52, Reply)
tell us the implications!why did it happen?
I haven't seen an episode of the news for a while
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:44,
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Angelar Merkel has to deal with domestic shit which takes her away from the important jobof patronising the greeks, and telling everone how dissapointed she is.
Not much else, it's a mainly ceremonial possition!
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Has arsene wenger? He should.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:44,
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He's a bit of a figurehead though, isn't he?it's not like it's Merkel.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:46,
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Yeah, not a massive dealbut it'll be a bit of internal drama distraction, when they're meant to be saving the euro
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Right now some sleepAlt: Erm, probably my stepdad, actually. One of those do anything for anybody types and he looks after my mum, meaning I don't have to.
Altalt: He's an incredible lover.
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Kroney, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:42,
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Well Done Kroneytop effort and excellent Quint-pandering.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:01,
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I don't know about niceI'm a miserable cunt.
altalt: He's definitely a caring and sensitive lover.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:47,
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i object to you implying that i would have sex with a man in a hockey shirt with 'The Mighty Badger' on the backi'm not a fan of disney films
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god forbidI simply asked your many lady friends to fill in a simple survey.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:56,
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man's entitled to his opinion, Suze.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:10,
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THERE IS NO SUZI!Only Gloria.If you're not careful I shall become The Mighty Gloria and people will confuse us.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:15,
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Soz Gloria.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:15,
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Well it was a good effort anyway BadgerThanks for trying.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:01,
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Chargrilled Shorthorn rib eye steak with Scrumpy-battered onion ringsAlt: Quinten.
Alt alt: I heard he is packing the tackle that you would expect to see swinging between the hind legs of a Grand National winner.
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Isn't it run by geldings?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:07,
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cunt horses.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:13,
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A hug and a pint of stoutAlt: my godmother. Too friendly and selfless for her own good, some might say.
Altalt: ...well, he...erm...you know...no, sorry, I can't do it.
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Thanks for the input.Maybe on the last point you could go with "well, he evidently makes some people happy"
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:07,
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or straight from the teacher feedback school of writing'He has an interesting approach to his work and is undeniably enthusiastic. His popularity with the other students is certainly varied"
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:12,
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A dog discovering a big pile of auterm leaves for the first time.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:15,
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When a new-born baby wraps their entire hand around the tip of your little finger.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:15,
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When you introduce a child to the most sour sweets mankind knows.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:16,
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Discovering a new cheese that is unlike any cheese you've had before.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:16,
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When you realise the dinner you're having with a friend is actually a date.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:16,
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Finding an almost full packet of fags when you put your jacket on to go to the shops to get some fags.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:17,
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When there is a fiver agmonst all the reciptes in your wallet.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:17,
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When your latest favorite telly show is up for download/is on telly, but you had forgotten about it.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:18,
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Second part of Series 2 of The Walking Dead is on tonight*dances*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:19,
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Being able to admit to someone something, that you've never managed to tell anyone in years and years.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:20,
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BlimeyIt's getting serious now
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:22,
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we're going to be back on dead strippers any second I reckon.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:23,
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*dismounts*Are we not supposed to be on them already?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:24,
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When you've done all the washing up, hoovering, cleaning, tidying.... the next day when you get home from work, light a few candles and browse a few take-away menus(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:24,
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When you have a nice bath, that has smelly stuff, silky stuff, bubbly stuff, a glass of ameretto on the rocks, some lindt chocolate, a good book, candles. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:27,
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+and a woman, riding you like she's in the national.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:29,
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I did this getting my coffee this morningThought I had a fiver, then thought it was ten. It was a twenty!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:20,
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This is the best. And when people come round your house and leave fags.
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My first dog did this and pounced on themTrouble was, there was a brick in them and he took a chunk out if his nose on it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:16,
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Wow, thank you gonzI should have known I could rely on you. you are my new hewo.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:22,
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Puppies.Alt: Me. Or possibly Jeff, at the moment.
Alt Alt: there are times - very, very occasional, few and far between times - when he isn't the most odious cock I've ever seen on the internet.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:23,
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Happy dog is a true joy to behold(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:24,
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she was talking about breasts, sporters.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:25,
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I don't want to upset you boysbut sometimes it's not about breasts.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:29,
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Good effort B3thTell us more about your puppies.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:25,
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I was just going to ask you id I could use Offtiweak as part of my new user nameI won't be doing that now.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:26,
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Not if you're going to be rude about my lovely thread.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:38,
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its not your fault, you started with great intentions but i feel everyone else ruined it(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:40, Reply)
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