It's almost like you started a thread to tempt me back
Unfortunately I am a Nottingham Forest supporter, so my answers go thusly;

Stuart Pearce kicking Steve Cotterill's head very hard into a goal with his body still attached.

Alt: whoever lines up the above.

AltAlt: Quentin is not Steve Cotterill.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:42, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Still angry with you.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:43, Reply)

No you're not
You're angry with AC Milan for being good at football.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:52, Reply)

Don't be mean Darth, he's not a well man
He'll collapse quicker than Arsenal's defence.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:56, Reply)

Samuel L Jackson didn't collapse that quickly in Unbreakable
What's up with Bobby?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:59, Reply)

Nothing, I just wanted to shoehorn that in there.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:02, Reply)

Oh good, I'll join in then
*picks up stone, ignores glass-built surroundings*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:04, Reply)

That was fucking hilarious
Is the 2012 team as good as the 2008 team? Two words: four-nil. I particularly like the nil part.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:57, Reply)

Morning squire

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:06, Reply)

Alright, Captain?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:23, Reply)

Cavey's over there mate
You can tell it's her by the breasts
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:32, Reply)

Massive breasts?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:37, Reply)

I believe so
Give 'em a honk and see how mug bass there is in the resulting parp-type noise. I believe that's the scientific method of defining massiveness
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:40, Reply)

I like spurs, what are you talking about?
no I'm angry that you don't think rots is nonsensical bullshit.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:19, Reply)

Ah, but, in my defence
You're talking shite
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:33, Reply)

Have you seen the Mike Plinkett reviews of the prequels? if you have a spare thirty minutes, watch the first part.NSFW

redlettermedia.com/plinkett/star-wars/star-wars-episode-1-the-phantom-menace/
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:43, Reply)

hi darth how are you doing?
where did you go for a while?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:43, Reply)

Not bad thanks Quenters
Just been really busy at work. How's life?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:51, Reply)

BRILL

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:52, Reply)

Excellent news
Care to elaborate? Nice thread, remember
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:53, Reply)

lemme see, i had a lovely valentines day with the mrs and this weekend were off to the pictures
got any plans?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:05, Reply)

Nephew's birthday party and lots of dance practice
Glad to hear you had a good valentines. We totally ignored it, but it was our anniversary four days earlier. Saw Rock of Ages. It was fucking brilliant.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:11, Reply)

Nice try Darth
But not really in the spirit of the thread, but we love you none the less
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:48, Reply)

I'll have another go in a minute
How are you, old boy?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:51, Reply)

Promises, promises.
I'm a bit shit generally due to job insecurity, but this thread is actually cheering me up, I started it as a joke, but people are actually being nice and this is quite nice. it would get annoying if it was constant but it's a nice break from the sniping anf moaning. I miss you.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:59, Reply)

Aww get you
b3ta; a force for good. They said it couldn't be done.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:05, Reply)

I suspect it can't, in the long run.
It would be different if I was in charge. How does one apply to be a mod?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:09, Reply)

Beat up Rob
Or publicly decry something that geeks detest to gather support for your cause. Women are a good one.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:12, Reply)

But I like wimmin.
most of the time anyway.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:13, Reply)

Treat 'em mean principle
Publicly denounce them as shit and dull whilst covered in Lynx, you'll be beating off fanny with a shitty stick in no time
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:16, Reply)

Weird as it might seem
I don't seem to have much trouble attracting women. Falling for sane ones on the other hand.....
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:24, Reply)

Darth!
How was your London weekend?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:17, Reply)

Bloody great, thank you very much for asking sir
Saw Cirque de Soleil, had a dance lesson with Marion Welsh, then went to Rock of Ages, followed by sushi. All fantastic.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:25, Reply)

I read that as
"Bloody great, thank you very much for asking sir
did lots of gay stuff. All fantastic."


But I'm glad you had a good weekend.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:27, Reply)

Go see Rock of Ages
I defy you to not have a fantastic time
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:34, Reply)