your quentin-style pun below was more revolting
hope this helps x
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:47, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Immeasurably.
Poor old Berk could've done with some sisterly support from you on Saturday. As it was she had to chaperone the Old Drunken Men off the Internet's biannual get-together.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:51, Reply)

Poor woman.
Even I felt sorry for her.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:52, Reply)

me too

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:53, Reply)

But thankfully you weren't there.
Although you were missed.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:55, Reply)

yeah i bet you were there cracking your knuckles and taking the safety catch off your 9mm
cos your hard innit?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:57, Reply)

That's right.
I was armed.

Silly Quentin.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:59, Reply)

What sort of women is berk.
She didn't even make me a cuppa.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:54, Reply)

Did she make cake?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:57, Reply)

Nope and she didn't iron a fucking thing.
Outrageous.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:57, Reply)

And Stunned had to empty the ash tray himself.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:59, Reply)

I got bloody RSI.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:00, Reply)

Bloody hell.
She's bringing cake to ours next weekend, however.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:00, Reply)

WTF?
No rent, no cake! No tea. No fresh shirt for work on Monday. Kids today!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:00, Reply)

She did offer us both a go on her kebab.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:03, Reply)

True, true.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:09, Reply)

i know
she was texting me. i was a bit worried about her
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:57, Reply)

With very good reason.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:58, Reply)

Indeed.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:59, Reply)