I completely agree.
Which is why in pubs full of rough blokes going to football I'll be standing there drinking white wine. You have to be cool enough to pull it off though. I'm cool enough, obviously.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:36, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'll have a Babycham...

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:41, Reply)

I've drunk Babycham with bikers
and been roundly mocked for it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:43, Reply)

I though bikers liked Babycham
They did in a 1980's advert anyway.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:50, Reply)

Well by the 90s it was not so.
and my argument of "fuck it, it was cheap, it gets you pissed and it's only perry at the end of the day" held no water.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:53, Reply)

It was cheap because nobody was daft enough to buy it
Aereated Cider. Wrong.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:55, Reply)

I love a shandy on a hot day, it tastes nice and reffreshing.
It's not a race to see who can get pissed first.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:43, Reply)

Easy now Gonz
you sound almost as bad as Stunned there.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:45, Reply)

Almost.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:47, Reply)

True.
Gonz still exudes an animal masculinity that keeps him a level above Stunned's limp-wristed nacyboyishnes.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:48, Reply)

Two levels above, I think.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:50, Reply)

I bow to your superior judgement in the matter Mr. Boyce.
Right I'm off to a pub full of geeks where I expect to be the most masculine one in the room. Those of you who have met me will know with what weight to take this statement.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:52, Reply)

Good Lord.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:55, Reply)

Well it sort of is

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:54, Reply)