1. I did until recently really like Frankie Boyle, but I think he's just trying to constantly out-do himself these days
Female comedians, in general, make me want to put my boot through the telly. Yes love, I understand that you're a woman/a lesbian/a Nigerian/a lolfatty/etc but could you just, please, for the love of god, just say something funny?

2. Sodom and Gomorrah. Very Christian. Or Fire and Brimstone.

3. My mental ex-GF and her mental friend are bubbling up my hit list at quite an alarming rate, but failing that, I'll go for Piers Morgan or Kelvin MacKenzie.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:13, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Gina Yashere
She's WELL funny.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:19, Reply)

^^ Sarcasm. On the internet.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:21, Reply)

And Shappi Khorsandi
With her brilliant Iranian shtick. LMAO.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:24, Reply)

see below
'I'm Iranian and divorced LOLOLOL'
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:24, Reply)

She isn't funny
but she gets me right in the trousers. Phwoarrr. Get in etc.
( Kroney, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:27, Reply)

Is that becasue her skin is shit coloured?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Oh man YES. SO FUNNY.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:25, Reply)

Shabby Poshara* is HILARIOUS

*may not be spelt correctly
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:22, Reply)

I can feel her spittle come through my TV screen
and her neck mole makes me feel ill
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:22, Reply)

women are not funny
women cannot be funny (on tv), its just a fact
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:27, Reply)

Sarah Millican. Hopeless.
She sold the 5th highest amount of comedy DVD's in the UK last year.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:25, Reply)

Dear God why?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:27, Reply)

No idea.
She's not like McIntyre, he's a comedians comedian.

Toasters? Bloody hell, brilliant.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:30, Reply)

Lots of tables were sold that year with a wonky leg

( Kroney, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:31, Reply)

That would never happen in Star Trek with hover tables
amateurds
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:33, Reply)

haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:39, Reply)

Jordan was the best selling author
It might be time to kill ourselves
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:27, Reply)

And yet her entire routine consists of
"I'm a bit of a hopeless lolfatty Geordie bird and I'm shit with men"

"I wouldn't touch her with yours! *****" - Paul Ross, The Sun
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:27, Reply)

most irritating voice almost ever

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:32, Reply)

I'm afraid I have to be tarred with that same brush too, then.
Possessing, as I do, a particularly soft, posh, high pitched, Violet Elizabeth Bott type voice.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:37, Reply)

She hasa geordie accent...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:41, Reply)

You don't like Andi Osho?
She seems to at least draw on something other than 'I'm Nigerian'. I mean, she does use it, but it's not the basis of every routine she ever does.

But what do I know? I'm a woman, and therefore not funny or right.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:33, Reply)

Andi Osho does not play the Nigerian card like Gina Yashere.
But her "jokes" are just not funny. I find it difficult to tell if she is mid-routine or introducing the next act.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:35, Reply)

She's funnier than Jason fucking Manford

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:36, Reply)

*twiddles moustache*
sends b3th a text.

He's the pervert? Right?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:37, Reply)

I believe so

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:38, Reply)

"There were these two kids locked in my dungeon......"

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:39, Reply)

So's syphilis

( Kroney, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:43, Reply)

Isn't that Quentin's daughter?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:46, Reply)

D:<

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:47, Reply)