Hahahah
£10 says he doesn't last his trial period.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:23, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

It was, I think, his increasingly strident assertions that "everybody" plays this game at that age
that made it funny. As each person said a variation of "WTF no", he'd ask another guy. Who'd also say "WTF no". Which included our boss.

Oh, and then he slipped in the anecdote about how he nearly got a noncing at a bus stop.
( Kroney, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:29, Reply)

"that's how they do pants"
"yes. yes it is. IN PRISON."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:33, Reply)

It bothers me that I recognise this quote.

( Kroney, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:47, Reply)

From your prison days?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:51, Reply)

Worse. From Friends.

( Kroney, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:52, Reply)

You disgust me.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:53, Reply)

You are dead to me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:54, Reply)

I've let you down, I've let B3ta down
and worse still, I've let myself down.
( Kroney, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:57, Reply)

worse than al

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:55, Reply)

worse than bella

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:59, Reply)

hahahaha
i liked it when joey says how you doin and the ladies go all coy
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:08, Reply)

and ross says dinosaurs! and everyone goes 'oh, ross'

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:17, Reply)

and courtney cox cleans a table with like an ear bud and chadler goes 'could you BE any more OCD?'
and she goes yeah and then cleans the toilet with his toothbrush
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:18, Reply)

it's like I don't even need to watch it.
Go on, do Rachel
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:18, Reply)

sigh
we've been through this. you two get to do each other, remember?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:19, Reply)

rqachel right has no experience of anything but being a shit waitress who can't even make coffee
5 years later shes running ralph lauren HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:20, Reply)

and chandler and joey can't have a baby cos phoebe put a voodoo curse on courtney cox's womb irl

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:32, Reply)

i liked the way it made them all millionaires
i would have liked that job. except that i was only about 13 when it came out. and so not really a possible candidate for any of the roles.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:18, Reply)

you could have been gunther

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:20, Reply)

i'm surprised you didn't do this
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( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:32, Reply)

g + m

?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:33, Reply)

better

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:35, Reply)

i would never do that to you, rachelswipe
i think that you are beautiful
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:37, Reply)

you have no idea what i look like
but you are, for once, bang on the money.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:40, Reply)

i may not know what you look like on the outside
but i can see your soul
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:49, Reply)