OK, a test of your knowledge.
You are going down on Monty's Mum whilst simultaneously chucking a few digits up Monty's Mum's bird.

You notice a piece of cabbage fall out of her nethers. Do you:

a) say nothing.
b) leave immediately.
c) finish off the tranny looking one and leave
d) a & c.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:28, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Nicely done Arthur. POTD.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:37, Reply)

Is it cabbage or a bit of stinging nettle leaf?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:43, Reply)

Hahahahahaha.
Kerraaazy eyeties.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:45, Reply)

That boy is a fucking goldmine of anecdotes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:52, Reply)

It's the genuine look on his face when he's telling the story.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:54, Reply)

He's welcome round my house any time he likes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:04, Reply)

You enjoy a little light Bollock swatting?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:11, Reply)

Hell yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:23, Reply)