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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I am so bored that I have eaten five bags of crisps.
( , Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:01, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
( , Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:01, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
How did you afford 5 bags?
Have you been down the docks sucking sailors cocks again?
( , Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:04, Reply)
Have you been down the docks sucking sailors cocks again?
( , Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:04, Reply)
Sainsbo's own brand. 12 pack reduced to £1.09.
Fucking hard times, man.
( , Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:07, Reply)
Fucking hard times, man.
( , Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:07, Reply)
throw another dinner party
and i'll bring round all the m&s food again. or maybe waitrose this time, if the oven is fixed now!
( , Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:08, Reply)
and i'll bring round all the m&s food again. or maybe waitrose this time, if the oven is fixed now!
( , Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:08, Reply)
Is it fuck.
And now the sofa's broken too.
Fucking hard times, man.
( , Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:09, Reply)
And now the sofa's broken too.
Fucking hard times, man.
( , Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:09, Reply)
how on earth did you break the -
you know what, i don't want to know!
( , Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:11, Reply)
you know what, i don't want to know!
( , Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:11, Reply)
Sainsbo's own brand. 12 pack reduced to £1.09.
Fucking hard times, man.
( , Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:07, Reply)
Fucking hard times, man.
( , Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:07, Reply)
crisps make men impotent
just saying, like.
i had to break the detox diet for lunch with a client - first real meal in 50 days - omg. crispy salty tempura veg and sea bream with red hot chillis and garlic and spicy coriander rice and a salty caramel mochi... i may now be sick into my bin or fall asleep under my desk, but anyone around farringdon, i can recommend "cicada" so highly it's untrue!
( , Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:06, Reply)
just saying, like.
i had to break the detox diet for lunch with a client - first real meal in 50 days - omg. crispy salty tempura veg and sea bream with red hot chillis and garlic and spicy coriander rice and a salty caramel mochi... i may now be sick into my bin or fall asleep under my desk, but anyone around farringdon, i can recommend "cicada" so highly it's untrue!
( , Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:06, Reply)
"normal" varies from man to man
of course, some men should be forcefed crisps to encourage impotence, for their own sakes and the sakes of all womenkind.
( , Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:11, Reply)
of course, some men should be forcefed crisps to encourage impotence, for their own sakes and the sakes of all womenkind.
( , Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:11, Reply)
i just wanted to show off that i know the phrase "vas deferens"
as badger thinks i only know the words "willy", "prick" and "cock".
( , Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:20, Reply)
as badger thinks i only know the words "willy", "prick" and "cock".
( , Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:20, Reply)
You only know that phrase because your ex boyfriend liked to lick them.
( , Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:21, Reply)
( , Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:21, Reply)
She knows that phrase because of the numerous occasions someone said
'there's a vas' difference between your boyfriend and a heterosexual'
( , Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:26, Reply)
'there's a vas' difference between your boyfriend and a heterosexual'
( , Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:26, Reply)
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