Oh dear.
My brother is forty fucking one years old, and yet tonight he is going to the O2 to see ‘Rammstein’. He sees no shame in this.

I’ve tried my best with the boy over the years but for some reason he has a blind spot when it comes to pathetic pop-metal performed by bent Germans in makeup and stupid ‘futuristic’ outfits. With terrible keyboards.

Wot a cunt, eh readers?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:38, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Latest text:
'I bet the disabled toilets are also nicht in ordnung'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:40, Reply)

That's because they are excellent

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:42, Reply)

They are fucking dreadful.
The lead singer performs in that pantomime 'Marilyn Manson' style affected gruff voice, that cretinous teenagers mistakenly believe to be 'edgy' but which is in reality just silly. They're tossers and their music is weedy and inoffensive pap dressed up as 'woo 'metal'.

They are cunts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:44, Reply)

Personally, I disagree
But, if that's your opinion, then fair enough.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:49, Reply)

You're no fun.
I fancied an argument where I could be ultra-disparaging about a matter of pure personal taste.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:53, Reply)

Sorry Monty, I'm just not that kind of guy

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:54, Reply)

*ahem*
ua
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:04, Reply)

I thought better of you than that, Crow.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:06, Reply)

It's just lazy.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:11, Reply)

Really?
Were you oblivious to every conversation I had with Darth Foxtrot?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:13, Reply)

Where is Darth these days?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:16, Reply)

Good question
I thought he might have disappeared in a stroppy tiswas after al took the piss out of his new haircut, but he normally comes mincing back after a few days. But then I guess this harks back to yesterday's thread about whatever happened to all the old regulars.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:19, Reply)

They're a cheap novelty act
The "Black Lace of Metal," if you will
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:44, Reply)

They wish.
'Superman' is a tune.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:48, Reply)

And I guess you can at least sing along to "Agadou," even if you die a little inside as you do so
The Daphne & Celeste of Metal, perhaps.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:58, Reply)

The 'Vanilla' of metal.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:01, Reply)

Agadou? The French version.
"pousser l'ananas, secouer l'arbre"?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:01, Reply)

You'll forgive me if I don't know the accepted spelling for the title of a record
which regularly tops polls of "most annoying song ever."
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:03, Reply)

You're an intelligent man.
Did you not READ these lists?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:04, Reply)

Yes.
In French.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:06, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:06, Reply)

Touche.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:09, Reply)

No, that was A-ha.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:12, Reply)

/obscure.
Are you bored? Fancy a pint?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:13, Reply)

Yes and yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:15, Reply)

See you in the pub in ten?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:17, Reply)

I'm there.
In my dreams.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:24, Reply)

I musht be drrrreaming.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:25, Reply)

He won't, you know.
He's not the forgiving type.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:05, Reply)

*grinds le cafe*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:03, Reply)

Whilst I entirely agree with your feelings on Rammstein
I do like to imagine a slightly older-looking version of you, on another internet messageboard, saying

"So my little brother's taking the piss out of me for going to see Rammstein tonight - says they're no comparison to some clapped-out bunch of space-rockers he likes who look like hippy binmen and are only famous 'cause Lemmy used to play with them. Wot a cunt, eh readers?"
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:43, Reply)

He's not so stupid as to not like Hawkwind. Things aren't that desperate.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:50, Reply)

Meanwhile, back in 2012.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:55, Reply)

*Puts Jessie J album on*
*rips ears off*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:56, Reply)

Yes, go on....
In 2012, yes...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:57, Reply)

Look, you know you don't want me to shame you with my music knowledge.
So why open yourself up to that world of pain.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:58, Reply)

It's ok, I have a spare 9 seconds.
Carry on.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:01, Reply)

Well,
FUCK YOU, HIPPY!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:02, Reply)

*wipes brow and sighs with relief*
There's hope, then.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:56, Reply)

He just has a 'problem' with Rammstein.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:57, Reply)

*sniff*
When I, sniff, started I just did a bit of Rammstein at the weekends. But, sniff, it's so moreish. (Haha, butt sniff).
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:00, Reply)

He chased the Rammstein and got a smack on the nose.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:02, Reply)

Just say Nein!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:03, Reply)