Incredibly bent.
Also looks very dirty. If I ever play sport again (sport that isn't on a games console) I don't want to have to play a game where everyone ends up covered in mud. Yukky.

In other news, I'm so bored that I'm considering eating the fingers on my left hand. I wish I had an on/off button. Also I wish I could take an hour long piss on a Monday and then not have to piss again all week. It would just make things easier.
(I Am Plague @Mistication92, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:38, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Hello The 'Mist
Are you new around these parts??
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:41, Reply)

Nope
I lurk in the shadows and then I lurk some more. And then even more.
(I Am Plague @Mistication92, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:52, Reply)

Hello! Will you be coming back? tell us a fact!

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:53, Reply)

Well get involved.
We need new faces around these parts.

Where do you reside? (whatever the answer is, unless it's Bristol, will result in me calling you a bender).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:54, Reply)

If I said Brighton...
Would I get extra bender points?

I'm at Coventry Uni, it's the worstest, worstest, worstest place on Earth. It's Hell but with more concrete and absolutely nothing to do.

Hitler either should've not bombed it in the first place, or bombed it properly so that it couldn't have been rebuilt.

Hand eating update: Hard getting the meat off the bone, may possibly have to consider boiling first, maybe adding a honey glaze like they do in delis.
(I Am Plague @Mistication92, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:59, Reply)

my mate went there, what a shit hole. It's like someone shat out a city then populated it with aids monkeys
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 1:01, Reply)

I likes that description.
I thought Milton Keynes was the most soulless place in Britain but Coventry runs it surprisingly close.
(I Am Plague @Mistication92, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 1:02, Reply)

Only when Chompy is there.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 1:03, Reply)

Bender.
Bender who is at uni and stuck in on a Saturday night as well!

I'll bet you love 'meat and a bone'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 1:03, Reply)

My weekends.
Are either spent at home visiting my kittehs or spent megamegamega ronery in my accommodation. The only thing to do in Coventry is drink apparently, which is bad for people that don't drink (me).

I do love meat and a bone. Ooooh yes.
(I Am Plague @Mistication92, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 1:09, Reply)

Will you be joining the OT fun during the day
In weeks to come?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 1:13, Reply)

If I can remember to
Then I will, but I usually forget. Hence the lurking. :)
(I Am Plague @Mistication92, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 1:17, Reply)

hello new man/woman
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:45, Reply)

/sophisticated AI
let's not be prejudiced against software
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:47, Reply)

The Mist sounds like an underpowered superhero.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:49, Reply)

sounds like the kind of noxious gas that follows you after a night on the curry.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:50, Reply)

Or a 1960's B movie
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:51, Reply)

set in a curry house.




cunt
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:54, Reply)

"They invented the perfect curry..."
"... but they'd never expected HIS lower intestine."
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:56, Reply)

I'm a cheap brand of Febreze
And I smell of citrus oil and some other stuff that's in my shower gel
(I Am Plague @Mistication92, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:55, Reply)

Aldi is my guess.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:56, Reply)

I'll have you know it's Netto actually.
So there.
(I Am Plague @Mistication92, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 1:01, Reply)

I smell of red wine and victory

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:57, Reply)

my piss if yoyres names josh and you live in my house
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:58, Reply)