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Sunday morning soundsRight now I can hear the glorious music of Arvo Part, the sizzling of eggs frying in a pan, the "pssht" sounds of my 6 year old playing with his light sabre and the delighted squeals of his 2 month old sister watching him.
What does your Sunday morning sound like?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 9:25,
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Oh I seeAll you people without kids are still in bed.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 9:40,
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The sounds in my place are of a scraper removing wallpaper and a grizzling baby
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 9:49,
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Hang about.If you are posting here, then that much mean Mrs Battered is doing the wallpaper removal.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 9:54,
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Morning mate. It means I am having a break before carrying on.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 9:58,
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I've just made myself a bacon sandwichAnd I've got a cup of coffee.
I'll be going to the gym later on and I'll probably watch the football.
I don't have a light sabre.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 9:52,
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I'm bored.Someone post something entertaining.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 11:49,
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Afternoon weekend shutins.as of today, we have a grown-up grandchild. This makes me feel very old.
However, spending time with the family is always fun, and we're going out for a big gathering of the clan later. And we all have to watch her buy her dad a pint. This should be exciting.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Feb 2012, 13:06,
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I can't imagine there is a single teenager in WsM who hasn't been granted 'regular' status in a pub.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 13:10,
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There are some that aren't entirely feral.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Feb 2012, 13:16,
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So how many kids does this 18 year old have?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 13:20,
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a good'un eh?So they are all by the same father, yeah.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 13:42,
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So, what you up to today then?Something exciting, I'll be bound.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Feb 2012, 13:45,
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Nothing.I'm going to go to the gym later and I'll watch the football.
I went out on Friday and Saturday night, so it'll be a quiet one today. And I've got a busy week next week.
Are you going to the quiz?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 13:52,
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Yeah, just for a change.I feel like I should be doing something outside in the sunshine, but I'm comfy here.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Feb 2012, 13:56,
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Why not take the dog for a nice long walk?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 13:56,
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Well put some music on.Make a nice cup of tea and have some chocolate.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 14:03,
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No chocolate.Diet.
I might have a banana though.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Feb 2012, 14:06,
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What are you avoiding for your diet, aside from chocolate?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 14:08,
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I'm not particularly avoiding anything.But mr b3th and I are doing weightwatchers. Started the other day.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Feb 2012, 14:13,
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Well go for that walk then.Or why not go swimming, swimming is good exercise.
And then you can justify a glass of booze at the quiz.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 14:17,
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My inbuilt flotation devices make swimming rather difficult.There's a fair chance I might just stay here. You enjoy the gym, though.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Feb 2012, 14:23,
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I'll go there and watch the League Cup Final.Did you know that Liverpool wrote to the FA to ask if their fans could bring flares with them. Apparently the last time they were at Wembley everyone was wearing them!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 14:28,
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Yeha, BBC OneCoverage starts at 3, with the game kicking off at 4.
That'll be something for you to slob-out in front of.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 14:32,
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I'm totally there, dude.Well, the first half, anyway. We're meeting the family at five.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Feb 2012, 14:33,
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Are you going to have a buffet with the familyAnd if so, will there be cheese and pineapple?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 14:35,
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The chippy doesn't usually do cheese and pineapple.Ask them if they'll do some for you as you're their best customer.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 14:42,
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You've been dreaming about Jimmy Hill?Takes allsorts, I suppose.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Feb 2012, 15:30,
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It sounds like the hum of the computer in my officeAt least it's doing the hard work for the time being, so I can have some lunch.
I really hope "light sabre" isn't a euphemism.
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Mine sounded like friends talkingfriends' baby grizling and guinea pigs squonking to each other in the sunshine. Pretty sweet.
Now its radio and soon, hoover. MOrning all
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 15:18,
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How was your partyDid you have cheese and pineapple?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 15:21,
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You seem to have a bit of a cheese and pineapple fetish today.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Feb 2012, 15:25,
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it was wicked fun!I bought a bit of food and drink, but then some friends came round friday, made cake, bought useful things I'd not thought of and generally just catered. Then the rest came round Saturday - some brought food and drink one had baked bread specially. Basically they obviously just worried that it was me organising it.
We had a top time, lots of chatting with people I don't see often enough
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 15:25,
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oh, but no cheese and pineapple(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 15:25,
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Shame.Did you see that I added more details to the calendar about what is likely to be happening on the cider boat when we're due to be there?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 15:27,
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Unlikely.Unless you want to bring some with you?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 15:33,
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It might be for the best.Unless you are going to bring something to the party.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 15:39,
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hehWhy not get Mr B3th to stay for a drink as well?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 15:46,
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I keep asking him toBut he won't, the big bender.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Feb 2012, 15:48,
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*checks*sounds cool - I can relearn to be English after so long in this foreign land
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 15:33,
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Apple bobbing and a hog roastIt'll be a larpers dream.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 15:34,
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are we dressing as pirates, too?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 15:34,
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I think quite a few of the boys will be dressed as bandits...(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Feb 2012, 15:36,
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Oh yeah, who do you think will be el bandito?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 15:37,
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No, it's Off Topic.So who are the benders?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 15:43,
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I wasn't planning on dressing as a pirate, no.Hey, I've found some shoes so ugly I'd imagine Barry will sell his nan to get them.
www.asos.com/Mark-McNairy/Mark-McNairy-New-Amsterdam-Suede-Saddle-Shoes/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=1867822&cid=4209&sh=0&pge=18&pgesize=20&sort=-1&clr=Green
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 15:36,
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Are you dressing up for cider day?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 15:39,
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I might put a nice top onand try not to look too much like a tramp
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 15:48,
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www.myspace.com/complexevent/music/songs/cider-i-up-landlord-ft-finn-23911376
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 15:49,
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I don't understand the information super highway(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 15:59,
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NOthing wrong with itI just had a listen, quite cider-centred
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 16:04,
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Well, we were talking cider so thought you might want to tune in.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 16:05,
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The Sound of Pain.Paaaaain. Why do 5Live have to interview John Bishop?! WHY!!! His voice, his stupid voice.
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He was just on the telly as well.The last time Liverpool got to a final they'd have interviewed Tarby. Not any more.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 15:45,
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Once againStan Boardman cruelly overlooked.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Feb 2012, 15:46,
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He is still rebuilding his chippy.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 15:47,
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Because he's a famous Liverpool supporter?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Feb 2012, 15:45,
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That's it.I am DEFINITELY spending too much time talking to you.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Feb 2012, 15:47,
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Well yeah but can't they find one with a nice non-Scouse accent? And maybe one that doesn't make you want to punch the radio?
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So I'm not hte only one who finds him irritating?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 15:49,
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I like him, myself.But I'm sure I'm in the minority on here.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Feb 2012, 15:50,
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I find him a bit1980s '...my mother-in-law is so....' etc. I thought as a culture we were past that. Admittedly I think I've only seen him on hignfy
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 15:52,
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Oh manMy dog has just tried to kill me with poison gas.
It was very nearly a successful attempt, as well.
Christ almighty, someone open a window.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Feb 2012, 15:55,
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I'm not sure opening a window here will help(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 15:56,
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Eek.I've tuned into Barry. I've just order some shoes I don't need, don't care that much for and will probably rarely put on.
Just because they were reduced.
Why?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 16:27,
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this place is a bad influence(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 16:29,
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Yeah. I needed work shoesAnd I've got some casual shoes I don't need. I'm now looking at t-shirts.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 16:30,
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careful of the jackets(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 16:32,
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I saw a really nice jacket and I was tempted because it was reducedBut it really isn't in this months budget (or next months, or the month after that as well).
www.houseoffraser.co.uk/Hugo+Boss+Smart+brown+parka+coat/148493214,default,pd.html
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 16:38,
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looks handy forshoplifting
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 16:39,
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Annoyingly.If it wasn't a 'branded' jacket, it would probably be less than half the discounted price, and I'd have been interested in buying it. But not at that price.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 16:40,
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