but i thought iran had a big army and defense force and that?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:17, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

They're hundreds of miles away from each other
there won't be a ground war. It'll be planes and missiles.
( Kroney, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:19, Reply)

but they could just stomp all over the nice new Iraq that we just finished fixing

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:20, Reply)

No, they couldn't.
Should either side send ground troops into Iraq, it'd drag the West into the war in order to defend Iraq from two, separate invasions.
( Kroney, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:24, Reply)

and what if Iraq went 'oi oi lads, 'ave some of this'? and it put on an army hat and shot israel in the leg?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:25, Reply)

I've heard it's lush there now
much better than it was before
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:37, Reply)

Israel are what military historians call
"proper fucking mental" though. Egypt were the best example of how much of your arse you'll have handed to you on a plate if you poke them too much.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:34, Reply)

but israel looks REALLY small
i reckon i caould have them
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:34, Reply)

Simply invade on a Friday, they won't be able to fight back

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:36, Reply)

sneaky.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:37, Reply)

fear me and my ham rifle!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:39, Reply)

that was pretty much the mistake Egypt made.
it's like nightclub bouncers. It's the small ones you should worry about
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:36, Reply)

i reckon your an israeli spy

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:38, Reply)

couldn't be, I like bacon way too much.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:43, Reply)

good cover story, mohammed

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:44, Reply)

ssshhh. If you blow my cover Mossad will proper fuck me up.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:47, Reply)

I've been to the Egyptian War Museum in Cairo.
There is a satue outside of a (modern looking) Egyptian soldier and underneath it says something like "World's Greatest Warrior".

Not against the Israelis in 56,67 & 73 they weren't.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:39, Reply)

They consider the world to be from the start of the Nile to Carthage only

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:40, Reply)

In 1973 they dug their tanks in, in the desert.
And than back filled sand behind the tanks.

The Israelis took shooting practice at the tanks because they had a greater range.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:12, Reply)

If the US invaded Israel
I would be hard pressed on who to back for the win. The Israelis are *hard*. They're easily the most powerful military in the Middle East, even if they're not the largest.

As a nation, they're the wiry little scrote with the broken nose that nobody messes with. I reckon the tourist board ought to change the tagline on their holiday adverts to "Israel; we just don't give a fuck".
( Kroney, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:44, Reply)