I'd rather be a camel.
I'd like to be able to eat and drink shit loads in one day and then forget about eating for the rest of the month. I'd also like to be able to spend one day out of a month just going to the toilet and emptying my bowels/bladder and then not have to do it again for a month. Camels can't do this, but if they could they would be able to conquer the world.
(I Am Plague @Mistication92, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:15, Reply)

I think your problem is that you have too many cats and live in Coventry

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:17, Reply)

The solution in Coventry is to put them in the bin.

( tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:18, Reply)

Someone should put coventry in the bin

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:19, Reply)

Someone should teach you how to type.

( tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:19, Reply)

Ninja spastic.

( tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:20, Reply)

fairly sure this is an oxymoron

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:21, Reply)

Fairly sure you are a spastic.

( tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:22, Reply)

Hi Monty
*waves*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Someone needs to let you know, in his absence.

( tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:26, Reply)

Good job, although you forget, 'bent' or 'witless'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:29, Reply)

I do not know what you are referring to

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:20, Reply)

I'm confused
Warwick University is in Coventry. Is Coventry Uni not therefore somewhere else?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:23, Reply)

No
Come on Badgo, you're a scientist. It is not logical to draw that conclusion.
( tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:24, Reply)

true.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:25, Reply)

How's the arm?
So what actually ahppened?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:26, Reply)

He broke it.

( tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:28, Reply)

got in the way of an undercut penalty corner strike
didn't get my stick up fast enough. Clean broke my left ulna about a third of the way up my arm.

apparently it's only 20% displaced so should heal OK. Stuck in plaster for 6 weeks though, gutted.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:31, Reply)

So the ball smashed your arm...ow

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:32, Reply)

yeah. It was fairly travelling.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:33, Reply)

wanking arm or non wanking arm?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:33, Reply)

depends which day it is. it's all about the wanking variety.
but it's my left arm and I'm right handed.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:34, Reply)

oh thank goodness

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:35, Reply)

Ah but the University of Cumbria
is based in Lancashire, and Oxford Brooks is in Oxford but not part of Oxford University... its a crazy fucked up world
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:38, Reply)

University of Central Lancashire tried to market itself as "UCL"
understandably, UCL itself got a little upset.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:46, Reply)

And its in fucking Preston of all the inbreed northern shite holes
It is just Preston Poly.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:50, Reply)

Answer:
Coventry Uni is in hell.
(I Am Plague @Mistication92, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 17:01, Reply)

4 cats is not enough!
You cannot have too many cats!
(I Am Plague @Mistication92, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 17:00, Reply)