I'm on photo shoot tomorrow.
This means I'll get a decent lunch, start and hour later and do fuck all. These are good things. However I'd rather be in bed as about four pints of snot has pissed out of my nose today and I am coughing like a leprous sealion.

Woe - but also 'is me'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:59, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

*dials for a WHAAAAAAAAAAAMBULANCE*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:00, Reply)

I hope george doesn't crash again on the way

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:00, Reply)

Dude I am already in the Waaahmergency Room, you are way behind.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:01, Reply)

Woe Bent
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:01, Reply)

Poor. Desperately poor.

I should know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:08, Reply)

I work with what I've got.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:11, Reply)

Then you must be Mother Theresa.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:18, Reply)

Fuck off Boycie, there's a good chap.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:19, Reply)

Will do. Soz.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:26, Reply)

It also means you're going to have to fuck the photographer
to stop him from badmouthing you around the modelling biz so that you can continue to get work.
( Kroney, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:07, Reply)

Is there much call
for a low rent Eric Idle alike, surely you could get the man himself fro a tenner and a plate of prawns
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:25, Reply)