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To annoy Janet Aylia
Can you all please click "i like this" on anything with Tittish Belicom in the title on QOTW.

Thanks.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:34, 164 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Ha, I saw that earlier.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:35, Reply)
Why?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:37, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/corporateidiocy/post1543804
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:38, Reply)
Because the phrase makes her teeth itch, apparantely.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:38, Reply)
she probably has tooth crabs

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:43, Reply)
snatch crabs.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:44, Reply)
don't make me think about her snatch
I'll bet it looks like a gunshot wound in a boars stomach
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:45, Reply)
Hahaha, fucking hell...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:03, Reply)
no
cos people who think spoonerisms as a substitute for company names for this kind of are arseholes.

what's wrong with the real name, anyway? do they think somehow that BT would give the tiniest shit about it?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:38, Reply)
Yeah, the mighty badger, what's wrong with real names?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:39, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:39, Reply)
Oh, i don't have a problem with fake names as much as thinking a spoonerism is somehow amusing
but, touche.

although, as Quints likes to abuse me for, I go by mighty badger IRL a fair bit.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:42, Reply)
But Badge
would you go on here and instruct people to stop using words, be they real or not, because they irritated you and, importantly, think anyone gave a fuck what you thought?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:43, Reply)
quintin would

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:44, Reply)
he's a right cunt that badger

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:46, Reply)
I dunno, to be honest
It's no better or worse than 99% of the horses' arse posted on there. I'm struggling to give a fuck either way, stunners.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:46, Reply)
fucken prickname shitcunt
(sigh)
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:47, Reply)
textbook, sir. textbook.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:47, Reply)
i really don't understand adults who use nicknames tho, i really don't
it makes no sense to me, no pun intended
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:49, Reply)
I am known by my school friends by my nickname, they have called me it for 17 years
odd to change now really
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:50, Reply)
cunt?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:51, Reply)
that's the one




:'(
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:53, Reply)
*punches shoulder*
Only joking
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:54, Reply)
BCG!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:59, Reply)
fair enough
I probably wouldn't do it except that's what my old hockey teams have always known me as.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:51, Reply)
Eggsactly.
No "right you lot stop saying blah because..."

Just contempt and indifference that you screw up into a little ball deep inside your soul that you then go home and sit in front of your computer and vent your spleen and rage into what finally manifests itself as an arcing two rope jizz fountain of sweet relief.

Or is that just me?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:49, Reply)
....
....

.. maybe...
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:52, Reply)
To be honest, I get called DG at home all the time.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:46, Reply)
Dog's Growler?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:50, Reply)
Distinguished Gentleman

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:51, Reply)
Dick Gunt

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:52, Reply)
Special Agent

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:54, Reply)
*drops monocle*
Terribly sorry, old boy.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:52, Reply)
Downsy Gaylord?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:57, Reply)
The very best kind

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:03, Reply)
I would but she might find out where I live
come round and eat my baby
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:40, Reply)
I can't stand her.
She makes my arse itch like it's only half wiped.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:41, Reply)
I hate that, wet wipes for the win

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:43, Reply)
Never keep wet wipes and Flash anti-bacterial wipes next to each other.
A lesson learned the hard way by a friend a few years back.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:48, Reply)

> <
_
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:49, Reply)
It took a while for his hoop to stop burning, according to him.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:52, Reply)
my ex-wife confused superglue for zovirax once
that ended really well
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:50, Reply)
did she simply remove the cold sore by ripping it from her face?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:52, Reply)
it was eye stuff. so, no, she glued her eye shut.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:54, Reply)
Why would she do that?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:55, Reply)
she went to put it in her eye, obviously didn't have her glasses on and picked up the wrong tube
apparently they "look the same"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:56, Reply)
Why would you put cold sore cream in your eye?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:57, Reply)

www.zoviraxeyeointment.com/
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:59, Reply)
heavens to betsy!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:59, Reply)
hahahaha!
Better than Optrex I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:52, Reply)
er, no. zovirax eye ointment

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:53, Reply)
I thought Zovirax was for cold sores?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:53, Reply)
meh, i dunno what it was for but you can get zoviraz eye ointment.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:55, Reply)
no thanks

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:45, Reply)
One can but ask.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:46, Reply)
its just nice to be asked, i mean i'd feel left out if you hand't

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:47, Reply)
No.
Janet has cool tattoos of flaming dice. She is fucking tough.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:47, Reply)

tough fat
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:48, Reply)
I took her out the other night.
One punch.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:51, Reply)
cunt?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:53, Reply)
No, regular punch.
I had my watch on.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:54, Reply)
Was it one of those watches taht can change the channel on the telly box?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:56, Reply)
If you're a good shot.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:58, Reply)
i mate had a "remote" once
When i exclaimed that i couldn't find it, he pointed to a long stick down the side of the sofa...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:59, Reply)
Shan't
I personally have no issues with Ms. Aylia, in fact I quite like her, from the little interaction I've had with her.

Edit: and I agree with his on this one. it's Very Gay.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:48, Reply)
She told me she thought you facial hair was "shit and weird"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:50, Reply)
No, she didn't.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:51, Reply)
yes she did*



*no she didn't


How was your meeting?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:51, Reply)
I know she didn't as she's never seen me, nor have you.
Not bad, not getting lumbered too much, could do with knowing who my line manager is though.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:52, Reply)
I've seen a picture of you, you have a mighty moustache with gentlemanly waxed tips

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:53, Reply)
no, you haven't.
sorry to be the bearer and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:54, Reply)
I'm postive I saw one quite some time ago...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:55, Reply)
WHat you may be positive on and what is actually the case may well not be the same thing.
Was I on a tractor?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:57, Reply)
maybe, my memory flits in and out

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:58, Reply)
I'm on photo shoot tomorrow.
This means I'll get a decent lunch, start and hour later and do fuck all. These are good things. However I'd rather be in bed as about four pints of snot has pissed out of my nose today and I am coughing like a leprous sealion.

Woe - but also 'is me'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:59, Reply)
*dials for a WHAAAAAAAAAAAMBULANCE*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:00, Reply)
I hope george doesn't crash again on the way

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:00, Reply)
Dude I am already in the Waaahmergency Room, you are way behind.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:01, Reply)

Woe Bent
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:01, Reply)
Poor. Desperately poor.

I should know.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:08, Reply)
I work with what I've got.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:11, Reply)
Then you must be Mother Theresa.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:18, Reply)
Fuck off Boycie, there's a good chap.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:19, Reply)
Will do. Soz.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:26, Reply)
It also means you're going to have to fuck the photographer
to stop him from badmouthing you around the modelling biz so that you can continue to get work.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:07, Reply)
Is there much call
for a low rent Eric Idle alike, surely you could get the man himself fro a tenner and a plate of prawns
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:25, Reply)
Hmm
I dislike the lack of questions in this OP: What should I have for dinner? Moussaka, Lasagne or another variety of pasta ready meal are the options, after my heroic trek all the way to Sainsburys yesterday.

I am fucking bored and I've only just woken up from a time-consuming nap. Entertain me!
(I Am Plague @Mistication92, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:04, Reply)
oh and indeed dear

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:05, Reply)
since when has moussaka got pasta in it? did I miss that memo?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:06, Reply)
There was a comma!
Notice the comma. Moussaka COMMA! Lasagne or another pasta meal.
(I Am Plague @Mistication92, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:09, Reply)
hi
will you be my boyfriend?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:06, Reply)
ah, rejected by ignorantum
gutted again quinten, gutted :'(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:12, Reply)
gonna hang myself tonight
some 19 year old with clinical depression rejects you, you know the games up
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:21, Reply)
I still love you Qint.
I'm fucking off though.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:28, Reply)
I'm too shy.
Plus I expect to be wined and dined first. I'm not a slapper you know!
(I Am Plague @Mistication92, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:13, Reply)
Bum-AIDS.
On toast.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:09, Reply)
Had that for breakfast.
I want something different.
(I Am Plague @Mistication92, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:10, Reply)
how about a tramp's fetid ejaculate?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:11, Reply)
A Cocque Monsieur?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:16, Reply)
I've not had much to do with Janet Aylia.
I've seen her picture and, to be fair, I've slept with uglier.



hahahaha j/k
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:06, Reply)
This would be impossible
unless you had slept with Giant haystacks, who i heard was a kind and gentle lover
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:08, Reply)
course it is Kroney. course it is.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:08, Reply)
It's not
But I try every day to wipe that memory from my mind :(
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:20, Reply)
must we judge everyone on how they look?
can't we just take the piss for of them for them being cunts?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:12, Reply)
NO FREAKING WAY!
CANDLE DAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:12, Reply)
Happy candles cavy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:13, Reply)
ta

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:15, Reply)
Happy Candles Caves.
Also: What she said^
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:15, Reply)
your name gets shorter
but the 'cap' bit still confuses me
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:15, Reply)
Fine.
Now I out-rank you.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:17, Reply)
curses
hoisted by own petard
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:18, Reply)
Hoist.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:19, Reply)
you hoist

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:19, Reply)
Hoist yourfuckingself you candle wanker.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:26, Reply)
*wanks candle*
man, that never works well, it really gets on my wick
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:28, Reply)
I must confess to a wry smile at that one.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:31, Reply)
happy cunting candlebastard.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:17, Reply)
9 cunting years in this place
YES! my b3ta life is now longer than my longest relationship :)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:18, Reply)
Older than my son by nearly a month.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:21, Reply)
shut it you ugly twat

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:13, Reply)
damn
you saw through my cunning ruse
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:15, Reply)
play nicely Quints

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:15, Reply)
i was playing along apers, chillax

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:20, Reply)
i misred the post, apologies verily forsooth

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:24, Reply)
Yes
and no.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:15, Reply)
I, personally, am not so secure in my superhumanly perfect looks that I feel justified in criticising the appearance of others.
I am glad you suffer no such impediment.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:14, Reply)
I really don't.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:15, Reply)
Then stop being a dick, there's a good lad.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:17, Reply)
Nono, you misunderstand
I suffer no such impediment, shall judge people the way I choose to judge them and am utterly free to do so, you moralising bender.

Hope this helps xx
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:19, Reply)
Gotcha.
Not so much moralising as failing to see the point, but then, I'm dull, innit. I really think I'm growing out of this place, bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:22, Reply)
Oh there's no need to feel down. We've all gone hogging at one stage or another
whether for a laugh or out of desperation, but there's no call to pretend it's OK.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:35, Reply)
Commodore.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:24, Reply)
Yes lad?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:26, Reply)
Meh.

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:16, Reply)
I like rattling qotws cage as much as anyone else but lets be honest, im just toolazy todau

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:20, Reply)
Hi Kristine!
How are the colonies this afternoon? Chugging away nicely, I hope?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:21, Reply)
i havent left the house yet, or my bed even
But the sun is shining through my window
and theres a helicopter
so shits already going down or its about to
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:25, Reply)
Sad state of affairs when you assume a police
rather than a traffic or private helicopter :(
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:30, Reply)
The' ghetto bird' innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:31, Reply)
I bet she's bust a cap in many a bitch's ass

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:37, Reply)
What I want to know is, right,
if they're so tough and gangsta, right, why don’t they have proper shooters instead of cap guns? I MUS KNO.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:41, Reply)
You can't hold a sawn off shotty sideways
and still look cool, that's why.

All *real* crims have sawn offs, well known fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:46, Reply)
I saw this on 'The Bill' so I know you are right.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:49, Reply)
How's your toe?
O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:24, Reply)
bruised

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:26, Reply)
but not broken?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:26, Reply)
Hey Nakers, The Pixies are terrible!
Hope this helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:27, Reply)
its a valid statement!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:29, Reply)
I am full of them.
How are you, my dear, sweet Krizzeaux?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:32, Reply)
alright my love, about to have foods
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:37, Reply)
Not too bad.
Having more and more fun with my luvverly kid these days. Her mum's still a cunt. Lusty is still ace.

Bizniz as uzhual innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:40, Reply)
good shit my niggah

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:41, Reply)
My brother's coming to Virginia on Friday. I wish I was.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:45, Reply)
I'm going to Virginia in the summer.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:47, Reply)
Oh yeah, whereabouts?
My old man lives in Williamsburg. It's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:48, Reply)
Dunno precisely where they live.
Near Washington, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:49, Reply)
My father picked me up from Washington and we drove to Williamsburg.
It was fucking incredible - shitloads of those old knackered shacks you see in Depression programmes, still there and in some cases still occupied. It was like a blues documentary.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:51, Reply)
I have heard tales that, outside of the touristy and politilol areas
that Washington's *proper* ropey. Like, even worse than Brixton ropey.

Nobody does squalid quite like the Americans. Not even Brazilians, and they *really* try.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:53, Reply)
why are all.thesepeople coming to virginia, its really not that exciting

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:01, Reply)
I have friends there.
I haven't been to visit since their wedding in 2008 and, what with no longer being tied to always going to Canada, I'm free to visit!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:02, Reply)
Not really a massive fan, song came on, seemed relevant, added to sig

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:32, Reply)
It seemed relevant?
How? Are you in the company of a dead primate who'd been baptised?

I put it to you that you are not. You're a big a liar as Quinters, it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:34, Reply)
What you are, is a massive fanNY.
Hope this assists.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:34, Reply)
probably not

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:29, Reply)

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