so...very...tired
think I fucked up my arm a bit at archery.

I might have some hot chocolate and an early night
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:16, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Evening you!
Happy candle day an' that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:19, Reply)

why thank you
and good evening to you. Exciting things happening?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:20, Reply)

Hardly.
Although, the diet seems to be working already, which is good. Yay.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:22, Reply)

woohoo!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:23, Reply)

Is that why you wanted restaurant links?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:24, Reply)

No
I wanted restaurant links because you said the Apple doesn't serve real food, and we're planning on spend a whole afternoon/evening drinking.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:30, Reply)

Depends what sort of food you want, and what sort of money you want to drop on a meal.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:31, Reply)

I'll be coming in by train, so it's just as easy for me to eat in Broadmead
and I can't afford too much on dinner, as I'm still not employed.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:33, Reply)

lets have a Greggs banquet!
it'll be like £3.50 and greasy as a spoon
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:35, Reply)

: (
I'll still be on the diet.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:39, Reply)

You might be better off eating both breakfast and lunch before you set off.
And then maybe getting involved with the hog roast.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:40, Reply)

mmmm hog roast

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:42, Reply)

They expect to have one on the 21st April, but it isn't confirmed yet.
I put the extra details in the calendar.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:42, Reply)

I was going to suggest that if there wasn't one we just
roast Rory over an open fire, but (surprisingly and sadly) he isn't coming
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:44, Reply)

We should sacrifice the weakest b3tan and roast them over a firepit.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:45, Reply)

I like how we've all
delicately stepped around the word spitroast.

Which b3tan should we spitroast?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:47, Reply)

Swipe.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:55, Reply)

So who would be
Starter, main and desert?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:52, Reply)

I refuse to be dragged into this discussion.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:53, Reply)

Until you meet them
all of them could be hot.

Savour this moment
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:55, Reply)

Yeah, right.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:59, Reply)

Go on.
Make some choices.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:59, Reply)

What is this?
Some sort of b3ta Donner Pass tragedy that you're proposing here?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:02, Reply)

Yeah, I pitta the fools.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:13, Reply)

But you'll have to bring your own spoon.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:39, Reply)

I'm only allowed plaastic cutlery.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:40, Reply)

That's okay.
Safety firt.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:41, Reply)

Blimey Cavy
That's 9 years of your life wasted.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:22, Reply)

I know
in that time I have done other things, mind - got a masters had about 15 jobs, run a business, done a PGCE, got married, got divorced, bought a house - things change, but b3ta is a constant.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:25, Reply)

I've just had to check mine
I'm an inmate of over 7 years myself. Blimey.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:34, Reply)

Yeah, me too.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:35, Reply)

think what we could have achieved...

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:37, Reply)

I reckon if I'd not wasted time on here
I could have built a right good rocket to go to the moon. A yellow one.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:40, Reply)

me too
although I probably wouldn't have got round to painting it. Perhaps just the undercoat
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:43, Reply)

Yours would probably have been orange

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:44, Reply)

I reckon that was always the problem with the US space programme
Everyone knows that red or yellow cars go faster and the yanks painted their rockets white or silver.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:07, Reply)

FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:25, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOErZuzZpS8
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:28, Reply)

Happy candle day

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:56, Reply)

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:28, Reply)

AHO AHOOOOAAAAAA!
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:31, Reply)