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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Why do parents always believe their kids are very bright and well behaved?
I bet he's thick as pig shit with his own seat on the sunshine bus.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:19, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
I heard they have to strap him to the roof
In the summer when there are flies about he looks like Garibaldy biscuit by the end
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:20, Reply)
You'd think so
Being my son and all.
But he is genuinely brighter than I could ever dream of being.
And I brung him up proper, so he respects authority.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:23, Reply)
Your son is Eric cartman

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:53, Reply)
I heard
They fitted special windscreen wipers for him. On the inside.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:23, Reply)
Ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:24, Reply)
nice

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:24, Reply)
I bet I'd want to murder both of them
if I had the misfortune to encounter them at the supermarket. This is true of all parents and children in supermarkets. All of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:23, Reply)
You ought to try commuting to work by train
during half term. I could genuinely see why people become suicide bombers and target public transport.
(berk, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:29, Reply)
Commuting by car during half term is a win. Much less traffic.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:32, Reply)
This^
See also - parking
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:33, Reply)
Commuting by car would involve 50-odd miles of the M40 for me
I doubt it'd be any great deal better or less time consuming during half term.
(berk, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:34, Reply)
In term time the M40 is nose to tail
in half term it's free flowing. Same as the M25. The difference is suprisingly marked.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:53, Reply)
I have never driven on it in rush hour either way
thankfully - as I'd likely have chewed through my steering wheel in rage and frustration.
(berk, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:58, Reply)

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