Sorry cavy, I'm already married
And I don't own a pair of gloves.

Where did everyone go?
I went to outside tonight for the second time this year and you all seem to have abandoned the Internet in my absence.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:48, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Also, farewell to Davy Jones
A pop star who Battered always looked up to.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:51, Reply)

I know his daughter, very sad
Also, in your face monty
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:54, Reply)

Monty is just gutted that it wasn't David Jones.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:57, Reply)

Why?
Was he going to take the contents of his locker to cash converters.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:00, Reply)

And then he saw his face...

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:59, Reply)

face knees
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:00, Reply)

So Davy really has
Caught the last train to clarksville.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:02, Reply)

For Pete's Sake

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:09, Reply)

Tork about bad jokes...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:11, Reply)

I just imagine St Peter at the gates
Singing, 'here he comes.....' and doing the walk.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:28, Reply)

Oh, I thought I was invisible tonight.
All these Mokees jokes are just taking teh Mickey...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:33, Reply)

heh

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:34, Reply)

Have this before I go to bed
www.b3ta.com/board/10705987
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:37, Reply)

Wonderful.
What have you done this evening Tangles?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:39, Reply)

I have been round to my fellow bandmate's house
To review the current state of the album we are trying to record.
Did you make it to the gym, or did football win?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:41, Reply)

I went to the gym.
But England lost. Not that I care.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:43, Reply)

Oh well
There are other teams out there you could follow instead
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:47, Reply)

I do.
Bristol City. Sadly, they lose more than England.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:48, Reply)

I hear Manchester United are quite popular
And I think on the international stage Brazil are supposed to be good.
Hope this helps.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:50, Reply)

Not massively.
But thanks for trying.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:51, Reply)

England Cricket....

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:49, Reply)

Are they good?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:51, Reply)

They're a passion and a love and a lifestyle
Yes they're good. The fiasco on sand dunes in the middle east last month is irrelevant.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:57, Reply)

Still ranked number one!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 23:00, Reply)

They'll keep it this year
And there'll be no more tests on the dunes.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 23:05, Reply)