My last status update, although I'm not quite sure *why* you're asking, was,
"whyyyyy are there so many awesome things on this weekend when I have to move house and stuff?!".

If I could do anything, it would be to move house tomorrow instead of saturday. If only because it would mean I could do some Social Things on the weekend.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:04, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

like wear your big pants and eat ice cream while posting online?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:05, Reply)

Hells yeah.
Granny pants are awesome for sucking in the extra flab.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:06, Reply)

alright, this is good.
tell me more.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:08, Reply)

I'll probably have bits of chocolate stuck to my holey old teeshirt too.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:09, Reply)

COR! keep going, nearly there.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:09, Reply)

I'm spent

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:10, Reply)

Already?
That was longer than I expected.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:12, Reply)

The granny pants took me to DefCon Bongle

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:15, Reply)

I'm Scottish.
HAHAHahhahaHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:12, Reply)

This comes across as a whiny american fourteen year old

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:11, Reply)

You come across as a twat all the time, you don't see me jumping on you every time you do so.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:13, Reply)

Whoa, lets all chill man.
I don't see the point in coming across all whiney to internet randoms is all. I don't really care for social networking, I'm looking to see if I need enlightening here.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:18, Reply)

the post wasn't whiney at all, merely an expression of my frustration that instead of doing Fun Things, I will instead be moving house.
I think you need enlightening. Facebook is a wonderful way to stalk keep up with people.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:20, Reply)

Ent there linkage with Massive Depression and social networking,
it's all stage managed so that all your internet chums seem to be having the most amazing time BACKED UP WITH PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE, whilst your sat with a potnoodle wondering why you life is so shit.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:25, Reply)

actually I'm pretty happy with my life.
Sure I won't be doing social things THIS weekend, but I can pretty much whenever I like next week and the weeks after that.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:30, Reply)

This is a generalised statement
I can't understand why people share everything with four hundred randoms. You're deemed a friendless cunt if you've got under a hundred internet pretend friends. It'd be interesting to see how many of them would lend ya a twenty if you were fucked.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:36, Reply)

at least you have their address if you need to nick the 20 quid.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:38, Reply)

Which makes MMPS a nonce. I always suspected as much.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:13, Reply)

Always meant to ask, do you have a daughter?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:23, Reply)

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( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:26, Reply)

is that a yes?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:27, Reply)

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( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:28, Reply)