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Fucking hell, are you not entertained?I'm listening to Ebeneezer Goode by the Shamen.
What was your last facebook update?
Alt: If you could do ANYTHING what would you do?
I'd like to punch a goat, right in the face.
Alt alt: Fuck knows, say whatever you like.
BUMS!!!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 8:50,
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Fuck it, I'm leaving 4eva.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 8:54,
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I have deleted and will re-post later.Please kill yourself to say thank you.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 8:57,
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I'll wank into some of my soiled pants and post it to you to say thanks.XXXXX
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 8:58,
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Please send me some of your mum's soiled pants instead. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 8:59,
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Fuck that, I'm not paying the postage for a large package.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:00,
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My last one - "My deepest sympathy for David Rathband's family"I'm just surprised the blind fucker was even able to see what he was doing to kill himself.
Alt: I'd quite like to headbutt Hulk Hogan.
Alt Alt: Marmite on toast for breakfast = win.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 8:55,
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why would you want to attack a pensioner? you sick bastard.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 8:56,
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He destroyed the Trade Centre, I've seen photos!Also, he's only 58
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:02,
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he looks older.must be the roids.
the hemorrhoids LOL
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:04,
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Moaty strikes again. From the grave.Impressive.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 8:57,
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I had a dream last night with Rathband in. I think I killed him by accident
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:16,
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Good to hearI need to dream about more deserving people though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:27,
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Why is social networking so fucking shit, why would anyone care if you feel sorry for some blokes family who dun himself in(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:08,
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maybe he left them all his debts,and now his family are like Urgh, wish he'd managed himself a bit better. I dunno like.
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No AA is informing internet randoms that he feels his utmost empathy for people he will never know over the death of some bloke in the paperIt's something of a false statement, maybe he's tryin to come over all compassionate so he can get his chubby paws into a fat birds knickers
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:15,
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that's a distinct possibility, but then you shouldn't rule out that it is true empathy and that he expects nothing in return.(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:23, Reply)
The Mother Teresa of Congleton? He's somewhat self centred if his posts of being Congletons top lothario and love cheat are anything to go by(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:30,
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No, I'm showing genuine empathy for a man who lost everything because he was in the wrong place, at the wrong time.That's all.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:29,
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He didn't lose everything. He lost his sight.Trying telling all the blindo's that sight is everything.
Also, you are showing sympathy not empathy. Or were you shot in the eyes by one of Gazza's mates?
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Oops, I do mean sympathyWell, he lost his sight, couldn't do his job, and his wife has left him (arguably deserved). To some people, that's everything.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:35,
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My last status update, although I'm not quite sure *why* you're asking, was,"whyyyyy are there so many awesome things on this weekend when I have to move house and stuff?!".
If I could do anything, it would be to move house tomorrow instead of saturday. If only because it would mean I could do some Social Things on the weekend.
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like wear your big pants and eat ice cream while posting online?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:05,
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alright, this is good.tell me more.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:08,
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I'll probably have bits of chocolate stuck to my holey old teeshirt too.(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:09, Reply)
COR! keep going, nearly there.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:09,
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The granny pants took me to DefCon Bongle(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:15,
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I'm Scottish.HAHAHahhahaHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:12,
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This comes across as a whiny american fourteen year old(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:11,
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You come across as a twat all the time, you don't see me jumping on you every time you do so. (, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:13, Reply)
Whoa, lets all chill man. I don't see the point in coming across all whiney to internet randoms is all. I don't really care for social networking, I'm looking to see if I need enlightening here.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:18,
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the post wasn't whiney at all, merely an expression of my frustration that instead of doing Fun Things, I will instead be moving house.I think you need enlightening. Facebook is a wonderful way to
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Ent there linkage with Massive Depression and social networking, it's all stage managed so that all your internet chums seem to be having the most amazing time BACKED UP WITH PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE, whilst your sat with a potnoodle wondering why you life is so shit.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:25,
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actually I'm pretty happy with my life. Sure I won't be doing social things THIS weekend, but I can pretty much whenever I like next week and the weeks after that.
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This is a generalised statementI can't understand why people share everything with four hundred randoms. You're deemed a friendless cunt if you've got under a hundred internet pretend friends. It'd be interesting to see how many of them would lend ya a twenty if you were fucked.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:36,
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at least you have their address if you need to nick the 20 quid.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:38,
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Which makes MMPS a nonce. I always suspected as much.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:13,
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Always meant to ask, do you have a daughter?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:23,
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MODS MODS !!!I've screencapped this
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:26,
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It was a post about how much I liked White Zinfandel. God that stuff's basically an alcopop.Alt: I'd go back to bed. Forever.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:16,
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MISS!hello!! Haven't talked to you for ages, how the bloody hell are you? :D
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I move like the water, I go with the flow. I go back to old skool, I go back to rome.But this is not history, it's the start of the show. Never worry, that is the way I roll.
I am a bad man, what is that? Let me say again. You can try and copy like a save to a trend.
Nothing they can say and nothing they can do. It's no problem for me, but it's a problem for you.
Dododododoodod DODODODODO dodododoododo doooooo YOU.
Dododododoodod DODODODODO dodododoododo doooooo YOU.
Dododododoodod DODODODODO dodododoododo doooooo YOU.
Dododododoodod DODODODODO dodododoododo doooooo But it's a problem for you.
If I could do anything, absolutly anything in the world, I'd get that famous man u goalie with the big hands from the 90s to punt a pug in one of those inflatable ball things into a the crowd at glastonberry.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:18,
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Glastonberries taste of mouldy tents and stale sweat.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:21,
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DefCon Bongle is one of the most entertaining phrases of recent times(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:31,
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Tasty chewy drugs.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:23,
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good choice Gonz.I'd like to see goalies from the 90's kick small dogs at music festivals.
We should suggest this to the organisers of large music festivals.
Perhaps Nigel Spink could kick a shih tzu at the v festival.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:22,
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It has to be the guy who I'm thinking off, he might have been the arsinal guy, he had really big hands and a tash.I know his team wore red but he wore yellow and green, and he did a load of adverts. If two frestivals are on at the same time, then the one with less people can have the french footballer guy..ermm... Oh Aw Cantinar... yeah', Eric Cantinar, the small festival can have them.
I'm with you on the shitzu though, don't forget the infaltable ball (with live wireless cameras).
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That's the one !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:28,
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You're thinking of David Seaman there Gonz.He has a lovely smile, I'd like to see him smile as he punted the pug.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:26,
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I think it would make him so happy, that it would make everyone else be happy too.Who needs to inject extisy into their eyeballs when they see a pug in a clear plastic inflatable ball flying over their heads?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:29,
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I'd pick Dmitri Kharine punting a Yorkie at the Isle of White please Mark(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:25,
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good choice! we're making this more international now.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:27,
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this is St. David's day, neville southall might be a good shout.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:31,
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I'd like to see Dino Zoff kicking Michael Buble in the bollocks. On stage.
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No, I am not. Work is not entertainment.When I listen to songs from 1994, I like to listen to different ones.
I posted on Sunday or Monday or something about going to Edinburgh. I'm going to Edinburgh, you see. I am quite excited by this. I even put the car in to get two new front tyres put on. THAT'S how excited I am.
Go back in time by, oh, four years. 2008 was a good year and there's one thing I could have done differently that would have made the last four years a lot better, too.
I LIKE BUMS
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Kroney, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:29,
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SFWwww.topatoco.com/graphics/wn-bumming-pic.jpg
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:30,
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Don't get him startedWe've had enough of the sadship already
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:39,
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look, that ascii ape i found has got to the top of talks pop pagei'm not gonna let it change me tho, i'm still the same old quinten, i won't let it get to my head
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Hiya Quinten I gotta go when this battery runs out and I've had my coffee and I resume packing(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:34,
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I like that ape, I'd like to see more comments from him.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:35,
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AH! there he is!I likes this, I likes it HARD.
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no offence sportscow, but i only talk to higher primates
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Fuck you, MonkeyFuck you with a rotten banana
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:49,
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did you just delte you crafty so-and-so?
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oh right its jsut that mr gorilla said that he is an ape not a monkey to correct you but it seemed to disappear(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:00, Reply)
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my last FB status was on SaturdayChant at the ground: we're winning at home, we're winning at home, how shit must you be, we're winning at home
Sorry Sportscow.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:56,
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that's some pretty witty banter from the stands there.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:57,
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We're ironically self-deprecatingand shit at home.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:34,
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*shakes fist*I was sans mobile signal for the weekend
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:58,
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mine waschips, hot chocolate and ice cream, sundays are the best - its an exciteing life i lead
alt i would quite like to build a wendy house on the moon
altalt i also like bums
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I'm not sure there are any Wendy's on the moon but I applaud your determination despite this.(
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terraced wendy houses on the moon would solve all our overpopulation problems on earth(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:03, Reply)
It'd be nice to hop around.We could send all the really fat people, with the low gravity they could start to walk again.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:05,
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Not too dissimilar from one I wrote last night"The joy of a hot shower and a good shave, followed by a nice cold pint. Bliss."
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:04,
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Mine was mild terror regarding my killing of Moaty's mate(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:05,
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soz, i forgot
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i don't know whats going on there, the elephant was whole when i posted it(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:13, Reply)
i don't know why your trying to ruon my life, i have done nothing to provoke this(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:16, Reply)
ascii spelling mistake. kwality!(
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I know somebody who once spelt "gnome" as "knome"He has never lived it down.
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Taking pleasure in the simple things, I mean(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:07,
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A shit, shave and shower makes for a pleasant morning(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:08,
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pro tip: don't try and save time by attempting to do these at the same time.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:10,
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Pro Tip 2Lather up for shave, have shit, shave, shower. Done
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:11,
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Yeah, why not?Leaving the lather on makes shaving easier. Plus you look like a mental Santa
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:17,
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They have learned not to without masks(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:20,
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im in kuala lumpur now having a beer and watching a tropical stormhead back to the UK Monday morning
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I'm in North Yorkshire now, drinking a cup of tea and outside it smells a bit like farms.I think it's a draw.
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I'm sat 1 foot from the router, the signal is strongSo why the counting fuck cheeks is my computer still "acquiring network address". I hate computers sometimes
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:17,
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It not mine, I'm working on site at a client(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:20,
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Are other laptops getting an IP address?Practical solution is to restart it but if others are connected and working ok then it could be restricted on MAC address which would require a techy to sort for you
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:27,
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Fuck knows, turned it off and onWill see what that does
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:30,
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I love this responseOh, so it's worked before? Well in which case it definitely can't be broken now, can it? Aren't I a silly IT professional.
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Kroney, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:45,
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Yes you are, IT should just WORK, without all the bollocks involvedI fixed it anyway by logging in through WEP rather than WPA, whatever that means
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:01,
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Actually, I amI've finally got the office back to myself which means I can listen to Hawkwind while pretending to work.
(I'm easily entertained.)
Alt: Right this moment? I could murder a pint. But would settle for a cup of coffee.
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Hello CrowsephineI've noticed a lot of people here have animal based names.
Why do you think that is?
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they're all furry yiffers.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:25,
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I think there's partly an element of "cute" to itBut I think a lot of people "identify" with certain animals (in an entirely non-Furry way, I hasten to add) or they just find them amusing.
Mind you, there's an awful lot of people with titles on here too - plenty of Drs, Profs and even people claiming military rank! Any thoughts?
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I wouldn't class bears, apes and badgers as cute.Where does your crow interest stem from?
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You'll regret asking this (again, in an entirely non-Furry way), butA little over ten years ago, when I was still living at home, I watched a carrion crow wandering around my parents' garden and, for reasons I've still never fully understood, I decided this was a truly hilarious sight.
So I started to notice crows more and more, and became a colossal nuisance as I pointed them out to everybody, particularly to those who told me to "get a life" or to "shut the fuck up."
And of course, once the interest had been triggered, I started to read more about crows and found out that they're actually incredibly intelligent birds, and a lot of interesting research was being done on their problem-solving abilities. Did you know they can use tools?
They're very interesting birds and they do seem to express an awful lot of character.
That, and www.cracked.com/article_19042_6-terrifying-ways-crows-are-way-smarter-than-you-think.html
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Ah I see.I was aware they were clever, I remember reading about the litter collecting experiment.
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Have you seen the one with the vending machine?They built a machine that dispensed treats if you dropped coins into a hopper. First they left coins on the edge of the hopper, then they scattered them on the ground nearby. The crows figured it out, then they stopped leaving coins and the crows brought dropped coins from miles away... I dunno if they turned a profit, though.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:49,
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Plenty of animals use tools, that in itself isn't surprising.But when they observed crows using tools to make further tools, that's when people got boners.
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Kroney, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:53,
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The crows round my way have been dive bombing Barclays patrons who were taking their change into the bank.
Then, 30 or 40 of them fly away with the big bag of change to a secret location where they divvy up their ill gotten gains.
They then fly over to that vending hopper and drop their coins in for a slap up feed.
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Crow pirates.Never has something been so brilliant and terrifying in equal measure.
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Kroney, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:06,
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I've never seen a crow use a crowbar.Just sayin.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:54,
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I've seen pics of one using a bass guitar!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:57,
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The crowbar was actually repurposed from its original designConstantine John Phipps for a while had a medium-sized entourage of crows. Being passerine (perching) birds, he felt, as a gentleman, it was only polite to give them all somewhere to perch when they gathered to converse with (squawk at) him.
To this end, he created a sturdy iron bar, with some natty fittings at either extremity, should he wish to fix it to another inanimate object, on which several crows could perch simultaneously.
It is unfortunate that a sharp-minded ne'er-do-well realised that he could misappropriate this sturdy iron bar, and use the principle of moments to lever open doors and fastenings with larcenous intent.
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In Japan, they drop hard nuts onto the road so they are run over and openedthat in it's self is clever, however they make sure that they drop the nuts on a zebra crossing, so that the traffic has to stop and they can retrieve the nuts safely...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:58,
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They did an experiment whereby the provided a long stick and a short stick.then placed a nut at varying lengths. The crows worked out they could hook the nut with the short stick when the nut was at a shallow depth, and the long stick when it was at an intermediate depth. Clever.
When the scientists put it at a greater depth, the crow looked at it, hooked the short stick to the long stick and used the subsequent extra long stick to hook the nut out.
At that point, the research groups trousers exploded.
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Kroney, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:01,
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The only way to go is fat characters from Ancient Greek literature.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:29,
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Yeah, but calling myself "Aeneas" wouldn't have done anything to help the bumder jokes.(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:31, Reply)
Her introduction is on my profile page.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:45,
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Totally changing my name to Cleonoh, imagine all the funny dog jokes this lot'll tell.
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Kroney, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:51,
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Haha, very goodand in quality of humour, right up Euripides' street.
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Kroney, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:05,
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I need to finish Harry Potter firstdon't tell me what happens
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:04,
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:08,
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Only joking. All the death eaters gang rape Hermione until sperm comes out of her ears.
She then has a bastard muggle wizz kid that is more powerful than Tom Riddle and Yoda.
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I'd sit her on my kneeIf you know what I mean?
*nudges Stunned*
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:16,
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I'd shove my dick in her cunt repeatedly, for a (most likely) brief period of time, culminating in ejaculation for me and (most likely) disappointment for herIf you know what I mean? *nudges tangled*
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I like to pretend I'm not a virign too!*nudges sanders*
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This sounds like some kind of euphemismBut I'm not sure...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:21,
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I MEAN I'D LIKE TO DO SEX ON THE LASS THAT PLAYS HER!!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:20,
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If the spunk is coming out of her ears they're doing teh sex wrong.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:17,
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I tried reading my hemorrhoids once.Bit pointless thought as I don't know braille.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:09,
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For all the good they do, you might as well stick them up your arse. (, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:36, Reply)
"warning, some objects may appear larger than they actually are."Poor Jean :'( he tried his best.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:16,
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"Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here (I've got AIDS)"(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:32,
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